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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2007, 08:40:13 PM »
thats the porn industry for yah



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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2007, 08:50:38 PM »
the hunington beach bobble head

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2007, 08:54:08 PM »
the kid those two would make would be on the cover of weekly world news.  move over batboy!
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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2007, 09:00:43 PM »
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i like perusing the porn forums and hearing about randoms stuff like porn dudes being prima donna bitches or chicks crying during anal penetration.
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which ones do you go to?  I'd like to read some of that shite.

nice reads around here.

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2007, 09:07:12 PM »
thanks.
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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2007, 09:10:40 PM »
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i like perusing the porn forums and hearing about randoms stuff like porn dudes being prima donna bitches or chicks crying during anal penetration.
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which ones do you go to?  I'd like to read some of that shite.
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nice reads around here.

and on that note, i bid the slap boards adieu...i've got bigger fish to fry...

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2007, 09:15:45 PM »
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i like perusing the porn forums and hearing about randoms stuff like porn dudes being prima donna bitches or chicks crying during anal penetration.
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which ones do you go to?  I'd like to read some of that shite.
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nice reads around here.

i saw this and couldnt stop laughing cause it reminded me of the bubble boy

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2007, 09:21:40 PM »
mindy main

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2007, 09:22:13 PM »
nooooo don't ruin my cred!

actually, never knew how easy it was booking an amateur porn slut.

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2007, 05:53:45 AM »
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i like perusing the porn forums and hearing about randoms stuff like porn dudes being prima donna bitches or chicks crying during anal penetration.
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which ones do you go to?  I'd like to read some of that shite.
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nice reads around here.
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Re: Is this a "prolapsed" anus?
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http://galleries.extremekream.com/m/...eamsolo71.html

Take a look at video #3. I'm no doctor but is this what a "prolapsed" anus looks like? I have seen this girl, Kream, on other websites and she takes a huge dildo back there. I don't know if that has anything to do with it but it was rather startling the first time I saw it.

yea that's it if she can push that much of her rectum out of her anus her butt has had quite a work out.

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2007, 08:29:03 AM »
I hate that exploding ass shit, I almost just puked watching that thing.

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2007, 10:15:04 AM »
Stacy Valentine, Amy Reid.

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2007, 10:18:39 AM »
There's a new European chick named Alyssa... Damn...


Oh, and Christine Young got fat. That's why you don't see her anymore.

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2007, 11:42:47 AM »
all these responses and there's only 1 pic of a decent chick...

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2007, 11:43:29 AM »
Catalina Cruz

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2007, 01:51:20 PM »

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2007, 03:38:24 PM »


Someone tell me who this is.
I can't stop watching that

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2007, 06:32:42 PM »
avatar?

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2007, 12:50:47 AM »
random internet slut #253498753987345???

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2007, 03:32:29 AM »
Riley Mason is my favourite new porn cunt.

Look her up on www.bikinibikini.com/forum

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2007, 12:42:26 PM »
i've got some videos off limewire but they all ask for registration shit. i'm guessing they were taken by a dude who was a member at the site and when your membership is up the vids stop working. anyway around this?

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2007, 02:25:56 PM »
yeah. here. www.cheggit.net

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #53 on: April 04, 2007, 02:17:07 PM »
krystal steal

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #54 on: April 04, 2007, 05:56:27 PM »
anna nova too

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #55 on: April 04, 2007, 05:57:44 PM »
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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2007, 05:59:28 PM »


Someone tell me who this is.
raven riley im pretty sure
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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #57 on: April 04, 2007, 07:06:08 PM »
thats rebecca L.

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #58 on: April 05, 2007, 01:09:48 PM »
Okay, so I found the story I saw months ago.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2191192




I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over."

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

But wait, I didn't have another sister?

Wrong.


Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the gently caress did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that rear end in a top hat.

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw loving dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.




My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn't really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

I don't know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don't really know what to do. Any advice?

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Re: pornstarss
« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2007, 01:10:12 PM »