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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #60 on: February 01, 2021, 05:04:36 PM »
Trespassing is wrong and private property should be respected.

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #61 on: February 01, 2021, 06:54:59 PM »
"Sure that pro skater had a couple of pretty good parts, but I wouldn't necessarily call him a 'Legend'".

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #62 on: February 01, 2021, 07:28:11 PM »
"yeah i think posting skate clips consisting of no-complies is cool"

"please melt a massive coloured tower candle over the 3 foot long ledge"

"yeah i dont bring water to a sesh"

"whats shoe-goo?"
Nah i skate big boards cause i got big ass feet and a big ass dick

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #63 on: February 01, 2021, 07:34:31 PM »
"Maybe we should respect the personal space and privacy of the homeless people we come across."

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #64 on: February 01, 2021, 08:12:39 PM »
"I base my entire image and identity off of a pro skateboarder who is younger than I am."

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #65 on: February 01, 2021, 08:35:25 PM »
"My next board will be a braille for sure"



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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #66 on: February 01, 2021, 08:50:30 PM »
"Hmmm it seems my body can no longer handle the stress of skateboarding, guess I'll quit!"

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #67 on: February 02, 2021, 06:27:12 AM »
“where did you get that bandana?”

“I grew up wealthy”

“Have you seen the new Danny Way mega ramp part?”

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #68 on: February 02, 2021, 07:24:17 AM »
Bed frame comment makes me think of those virgin vs. chad memes, except here you'd have virgin skater with no bed frame vs. chad skater who had a girlfriend who made him buy a bed frame once.

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #69 on: February 02, 2021, 09:41:49 AM »
"I don't know, I kinda like the way Ty Evans filmed it more."

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #70 on: February 02, 2021, 09:47:22 AM »
Can we re-film it more like Dr. Purpleteeth?

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #71 on: February 02, 2021, 10:37:10 PM »
"I used to skate."

"Not over it."

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #72 on: February 02, 2021, 11:53:53 PM »
I start

"We definitely need another board company from an old pro that's about to retire"

"Willy grinds are so sick"

"I wish I could skate switch as Kyle Walker does"

"Steve Berra is my favorite skater"

Never heard anyone say those 3 things.

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #73 on: February 03, 2021, 12:29:44 AM »
Cash bandicoot is a sick username
I would have also accepted hash bandicoot
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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #74 on: February 03, 2021, 12:58:35 AM »
Also fallen were sick in the day but aged terribly
Fuck a big chungus strapped to a foot, looks wack
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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #75 on: February 03, 2021, 12:58:43 AM »
"I was watching Street League last night and..."

"Jeremy Rogers made the right decision by switching to rapping"

"Pierre was right not to sell part of eS to Koston"

"Mike Vallely has only continued to progress since his days on World"

"Dwindle makes the best boards"

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #76 on: February 03, 2021, 01:00:21 AM »
Lmao mike had it fed to him so hard he snapped, got huge and got into bashing cunts

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #77 on: February 03, 2021, 09:44:16 AM »
“I’d rather be working than skating.”

“I love when it’s raining.”

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #78 on: February 03, 2021, 10:24:51 AM »
Daniel Haney is my favorite skater

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #79 on: February 03, 2021, 10:37:29 AM »
That dude pops his tricks too high

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #80 on: February 03, 2021, 10:37:47 AM »
"Is kickflip and a heelflip the same?"

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #81 on: February 03, 2021, 11:53:28 AM »
"Yeah, dude. I have a tool."

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #82 on: February 03, 2021, 11:57:51 AM »
"TK off Baker"
Proverbs 27:17

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #83 on: February 03, 2021, 01:37:00 PM »
"Andy Schrock's skating/style reminds a lot of Photo era Pappalardo"

"If we're talking about the most naturally gifted skater of all time I'd say it's a toss up between Shane O'neil and Tyrone Olson"

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Re: Things you'll never hear a skater saying
« Reply #84 on: February 03, 2021, 01:43:00 PM »
“Seeing skating on Tiktok is sick af.”