Author Topic: Sinner ate dogshit (Read 29915 times)

Gnarfunkell · « **Reply #270 on:** February 02, 2021, 06:34:14 AM »

Quote from: conqueso on February 02, 2021, 06:06:37 AM

This warms my heart. Nothing like a true patriot enjoying authentic gas station Italian food :')

veritas · « **Reply #271 on:** February 02, 2021, 10:18:40 AM »

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This warms my heart. Nothing like a true patriot enjoying authentic gas station Italian food :')

Nothing enjoyable about the aftermath of that gourmet meal. Imagine the smell that creates when that searing hot liquid mess shoots out of your ass at high speeds and splatters all over the inside of the bowl at your unshowered, benzo addicted girlfriends first floor apartment.

Ms. Tamzarian · « **Reply #272 on:** February 02, 2021, 10:28:54 AM »

Quote from: veritas on February 02, 2021, 10:18:40 AM

Nothing enjoyable about the aftermath of that gourmet meal. Imagine the smell that creates when that searing hot liquid mess shoots out of your ass at high speeds and splatters all over the inside of the bowl at your unshowered, benzo addicted girlfriends first floor apartment.

This is incredible

Please write the screenplay

Panettone · « **Reply #273 on:** February 02, 2021, 01:09:04 PM »

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This warms my heart. Nothing like a true patriot enjoying authentic gas station Italian food :')

Lol this is not italian food.

Gnarfunkell · « **Reply #274 on:** February 02, 2021, 02:28:14 PM »

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This warms my heart. Nothing like a true patriot enjoying authentic gas station Italian food :')
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Lol this is not italian food.

yeah no shit

Panettone · « **Reply #275 on:** February 02, 2021, 02:54:25 PM »

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This warms my heart. Nothing like a true patriot enjoying authentic gas station Italian food :')
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Lol this is not italian food.
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yeah no shit

It is shit. Do you think it's good

wildbillhiccup · « **Reply #276 on:** February 02, 2021, 02:56:54 PM »

This man rlly tryna one up Neen daily

Gnarfunkell · « **Reply #277 on:** February 02, 2021, 03:25:22 PM »

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This warms my heart. Nothing like a true patriot enjoying authentic gas station Italian food :')
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Lol this is not italian food.
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yeah no shit
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It is shit. Do you think it's good

I don't think it's good; I know it's biblical.

Panettone · « **Reply #278 on:** February 02, 2021, 05:03:52 PM »

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This warms my heart. Nothing like a true patriot enjoying authentic gas station Italian food :')
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Lol this is not italian food.
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yeah no shit
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It is shit. Do you think it's good
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I don't think it's good; I know it's biblical.

Jesus turned water into wine

Not that dog shit

Watson · « **Reply #279 on:** February 02, 2021, 05:05:26 PM »

You guys, he has a side salad. He'll be fine.

urbneathme · « **Reply #280 on:** February 02, 2021, 05:15:18 PM »

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This warms my heart. Nothing like a true patriot enjoying authentic gas station Italian food :')
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Lol this is not italian food.
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yeah no shit
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It is shit. Do you think it's good
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I don't think it's good; I know it's biblical.
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Jesus turned water into wine

Not that dog shit

don’t blaspheme our lord and savior, kook

GardenSkater77 · « **Reply #281 on:** February 02, 2021, 05:33:12 PM »

Quote from: Watson on February 02, 2021, 05:05:26 PM

You guys, he has a side salad. He'll be fine.

Shout out to you and @Cuban_Lynx

Panettone · « **Reply #282 on:** February 02, 2021, 05:55:22 PM »

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This warms my heart. Nothing like a true patriot enjoying authentic gas station Italian food :')
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Lol this is not italian food.
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yeah no shit
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It is shit. Do you think it's good
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I don't think it's good; I know it's biblical.
[close]

Jesus turned water into wine

Not that dog shit
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don’t blaspheme our lord and savior, kook

Your a cheesy kook

Go dunk a basketball

Ms. Tamzarian · « **Reply #283 on:** February 02, 2021, 06:20:10 PM »

I believe it's called a basketball ball

Also Gnarfunk was being facetious in the first place

The punch line is the food is garbage

Baron Bandana + Biblical Garbage = Comedy Gold

I hope this helps , we're only aiming to have a good laugh in this thread

DanCorteseFromMTVSports · « **Reply #284 on:** February 02, 2021, 06:51:27 PM »

Quote from: veritas on February 02, 2021, 10:18:40 AM

Nothing enjoyable about the aftermath of that gourmet meal. Imagine the smell that creates when that searing hot liquid mess shoots out of your ass at high speeds and splatters all over the inside of the bowl at your unshowered, benzo addicted girlfriends first floor apartment.

Listen... you can clown on me and the hot liquid mess that shoots out of my ass but leave my unshowered, benzo addicted girlfriend and her first floor apartment out of this....OK?!

Szechuan · « **Reply #285 on:** February 02, 2021, 08:01:04 PM »

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Nothing enjoyable about the aftermath of that gourmet meal. Imagine the smell that creates when that searing hot liquid mess shoots out of your ass at high speeds and splatters all over the inside of the bowl at your unshowered, benzo addicted girlfriends first floor apartment.
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Listen... you can clown on me and the hot liquid mess that shoots out of my ass but leave my unshowered, benzo addicted girlfriend and her first floor apartment out of this....OK?!

Bandana Dan. It all makes sense.

hartt3 · « **Reply #286 on:** February 02, 2021, 10:01:37 PM »

Bums me out when skaters are insanely politically conservative but the eating shitty food thing is kinda relatable

Pete · « **Reply #287 on:** February 03, 2021, 05:37:28 AM »

you guys are really loving this what did sinner eat today thread, pretty cool shit ya got goin here fellas.

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Panettone · « **Reply #288 on:** February 03, 2021, 07:41:32 AM »

Quote from: Pete on February 03, 2021, 05:37:28 AM

you guys are really loving this what did sinner eat today thread, pretty cool shit ya got goin here fellas.

free max b

Thanks

sometimeperhaps · « **Reply #289 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:34:17 AM »

Now that Nijah is starting his own brand, will sizzler go from errand boy sleeping in a warehouse to packing boxes in his living room? Things are lookin up for the guy.