Let’s cut the horseshit and get Freddy on the phone with Warren Buffet.
Warren Buffet: Yes.
Fred Gall: Yo, it’s Fred Gall, man.
Warren Buffet: Hey.
Fred Gall: Dude, I’m up here in my local skateshop, man.
Warren Buffet: Yeah, I got your message, I don’t know what I’m supposed to do.
Fred Gall: Well, alright. The shop got denied, man. I don’t know why I wasn’t with them. You know me, I like to do my own thing. But I think you’re probably the only man that could help them to avoid bankruptcy.
Warren Buffet: OK, I have no idea how to approach that. What, do I just call Deluxe? I don’t know.
Fred Gall: Man, W-Buff man, it’s Fred Gall man. Remember I skated your ramp? Brian Ridgeway!
Warren Buffet: Yeah man, I know, yeah, I hear you, of course.
Fred Gall: You’re the only one that can help us. We need to pay rent.
Warren Buffet: I would be happy to help if you could give me a directive. I can’t just help without knowing something specific, or someone to call.
Fred Gall: You know what Warren?
Warren Buffet: Yeah.
Fred Gall: I appreciate you even calling back, man.
Warren Buffet: OK, well, like I said, I totally would be happy to help the local skateshop, if it gets in a situation, where they can call me…
Fred Gall: No, he’s in a situation, Warren!
Warren Buffet: If someone…
Fred Gall: You’re the only one! Listen dude, alright. I’ll set it up.
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Fred Gall: Dude, where you at right now, man?
Warren Buffet: I’m in Los Angeles.
Fred Gall: You partying?
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Fred Gall: Dude, they denied their credit, man!
Warren Buffet: Yeah, I understand…
Fred Gall: The shop-sponsored kid does fucking McTwists, dude.
Warren Buffet: I understand what happened. But I can’t just call Deluxe, you’ve got to give me something specific, OK…
Fred Gall: No, it’s not over yet. Please…
Warren Buffet: OK, it’s not over yet, tell the owner to call me.
Fred Gall: Warren, Warren, can I just tell you one thing? I love you, brother. I jumped off your trampoline into your pool. Back with Brian Ridgeway.
Warren Buffet: Yeah, I remember.
Fred Gall: This is Fred Gall, man.
Warren Buffet: Yep, OK. Thanks, Fred.
Fred Gall: Get them financially solvent!
Warren Buffet: I’ll try.
Fred Gall: Alright. Take care, Warren.