You show up to your local park/spot and then immediately leave.

[Phobos]

Can anyone explain that “yew” shit to me? I’ve never heard or seen anyone say that before

[Phobos]

Oh yeah and forgot but
>overcrowded park
>fucking scooter kids
>fucking weirdos approaching me
Believe it or not, it happens almost every fucking time

Can’t think of anything else, i go there for myself so i just do my things but when shit gets obnoxious i just book it

[Complements4U]

Yeee

[rukes]

Can anyone explain that “yew” shit to me? I’ve never heard or seen anyone say that before

So you’re out on the bay in ya tinnie, and ya just dropped a bit of burley in the water, when all of a sudden ya Jarvis Walker eggbeater goes off, so you’re fighting this fish for like 10 minutes, and when ya reel it in, ya mate is like ‘Yeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww, 3 metre flatty!!!’

And that’s yeeewwwwww

[Phobos]

Can you now say that in english cause i still don’t understand what the fuck i just read

[Coco Santiagos Kitten]

Kids practicing flatground in the bottom of a bowl.
Little kids putting around on scooters in the flow of traffic while dad looks at his phone.
When anyone is giving "lessons."
When the local park jocks are around.
When people are doing photo shoots/filming music videos.

[Phobos]

When people are doing photo shoots/filming music videos.

So fucking lame
I hope you’re joking

[ducky darnsworth]

i roll past the park and if i dont like what i see i just keep driving, but one time there was some band concert thing happening at the other end of the park and there was some kids trying to do a cover of sweet child of mine and i left shortly after

[pi2]

forgot my weed at home

[Esmith5488]

While it doesn’t happen much where I live, I went to the st Pete park a few months ago and they were doing a contest the next day and the skate coaches were out in full force.
It was so embarrassing/annoying we packed up got some jai alai and went to Bradenton and had a great time.

Also 9 year olds were better than me so fuck that

[moneen]

Rain, pretty much the only thing once I've gotten myself up and out the house.

[Coco Santiagos Kitten]

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When people are doing photo shoots/filming music videos.

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So fucking lame
I hope you’re joking

Not at all. On more than one occasion, I've seen crews of 20-30 people with no skateboards show up and bounce around in the deep end of the bowl for a couple hours to some mediocre Soundcloud rapper in dayglo camo cargos while some "director" flies a drone with a GoPro overhead. Girls with Penny boards taking dating profile photos, too. It's a fucking scourge.

[lavrentiy]

no parking

[Ms. Tamzarian]

The locals have been uhh doin the exact same thing all year ... which is to say, nothing has changed despite the pandemic. So sometimes i'm like Oh dam i miss the homies. But uhh ... yeah don't wanna enter the incubation zone, so 

[SneakySecrets]

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When people are doing photo shoots/filming music videos.

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So fucking lame
I hope you’re joking

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Not at all. On more than one occasion, I've seen crews of 20-30 people with no skateboards show up and bounce around in the deep end of the bowl for a couple hours to some mediocre Soundcloud rapper in dayglo camo cargos while some "director" flies a drone with a GoPro overhead. Girls with Penny boards taking dating profile photos, too. It's a fucking scourge.

I got asked by some nobody rapper and his “director” if I wanted to be in the background of his music video.  He would be lip syncing his rap in front of the transition and I was to do some rad tricks behind him.  I said “Fuck it, sure.”

I didn’t mention that I barely know what the fuck I’m doing on transition. 

After about 2 minutes of watching me skate the director said they’d come back and try on a different day, haha.  I understood.

[Bondo_Sniffer]

My ex is there

[Utopos]

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When people are doing photo shoots/filming music videos.

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So fucking lame
I hope you’re joking

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Not at all. On more than one occasion, I've seen crews of 20-30 people with no skateboards show up and bounce around in the deep end of the bowl for a couple hours to some mediocre Soundcloud rapper in dayglo camo cargos while some "director" flies a drone with a GoPro overhead. Girls with Penny boards taking dating profile photos, too. It's a fucking scourge.

Louisville?

Also gangs of mini crotch rocket assholes that like to do burnouts in the bowls.

[411_bandit]

I'm more of a 411 VHS collector, never really got past frontside 180's over sewers... but I love bringing my dog to the skatepark and letting her run around

[Lou Strux]

Yeee

Tha’s how we say it in tha bay.

[whorific]

parks are for posies

[iNeverSkated]

If I forgot my rollerblades

[411_bandit]

If I forgot my rollerblades

I keep a pair in the trunk in case I want to switch things up mid sesh. A scooter too

[FerranRD]

I’m a pretty easygoing guy, but there’s a couple of things that will make me leave immediately:

Anyone over the age of 35
Anyone under the age of 25
Anyone with colored trucks
Anyone with wheels graphics out
Anyone with Philips hardware
Anyone wearing a helmet
Anyone that might be better than me
Anyone puts their g.d. hand on their board for any reason
Anyone gets into a fucking railstand
Anyone with colored/patterned grip
Anyone with earbuds in
Anyone playing music from a speaker of any kind
Anyone that doesn’t immediately greet me
Anyone that wants to stop and fucking chit chat
Anyone that says “Yew!”
Anyone that taps their board to applaud a trick
Anyone that mixes up fs and bs while naming a trick
Anyone asks me to play SKATE
Anyone playing a game of SKATE without asking if I’d like to join

hahahaha I really enjoyed that

[PENILE_JUDGEMENT]

When another group of friends that I've seen at parks around town my whole life but have never spoken a word to, except for the occasional awkward "what's up," are in there hootin and hollerin like they are having the best session of their lives while all of my friends quit skating over a decade ago and I'm just sitting there making myself hard in the parking lot.

[Bristol_Palin]

One time my friend went to the skatepark and ate a bagel and then left. It was kind of like he entirely went to the skatepark for just breakfast. I thought it was silly. He did finish the bagel first try.

[fake nollie.sk8er]

When Sinner isn't there<\3...

[Willie]

If I’m answering truthfully: scooter crews. Nothing bums me out more than being the lone skater at a park with a bunch of scooterers who are old enough to smoke but haven’t yet quit scooting.

[Slayer666]

Nobody whistling at the tricks I land

[Bobby Lashley]

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Anyone that might be better than me

Anyone with earbuds in

Anyone that doesn’t immediately greet me
Anyone that wants to stop and fucking chit chat
i love saying”Yew!”

Anyone that mixes up fs and bs while naming a trick
Anyone asks me to play SKATE

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Really?  Sounds like a groundhog mating call or something. 

But it’s yewr prerogative I guess.

thank yiiewww

[Bobby Lashley]

Can anyone explain that “yew” shit to me? I’ve never heard or seen anyone say that before

depends on how gnar you and the homies get .