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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #690 on: June 18, 2020, 06:11:37 AM »
Crail PR Team: "To those of you we havent blocked: The naked man walking down the sidewalk had actually helped plan 9/11, and Brandon overheard him discussing the details of his next attack. A commotion broke out and Brandon turned around and the naked man was brutally attacked for unknown reasons. Brandon is therefore absolved of any wrongdoing, and should be celebrated as a model citizen. We will be reissuing his old pro boards and doubling his salary. The victim deserved whatever beating he received, and if anyone disagrees with our version of the story they support terrorism. Peace to the people."

Crail insta comment section: So he encouraged beating up a terrorist? I see no problem here

There is no PR team it’s just Justin Eldridge out there

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #691 on: June 18, 2020, 07:19:36 AM »
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Crail PR Team: "To those of you we havent blocked: The naked man walking down the sidewalk had actually helped plan 9/11, and Brandon overheard him discussing the details of his next attack. A commotion broke out and Brandon turned around and the naked man was brutally attacked for unknown reasons. Brandon is therefore absolved of any wrongdoing, and should be celebrated as a model citizen. We will be reissuing his old pro boards and doubling his salary. The victim deserved whatever beating he received, and if anyone disagrees with our version of the story they support terrorism. Peace to the people."

Crail insta comment section: So he encouraged beating up a terrorist? I see no problem here
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There is no PR team it’s just Justin Eldridge out there

finally an explanation that makes sense

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #692 on: June 18, 2020, 10:03:06 AM »
Assailant prolly coke friend of Biebel.

Assaulter is Beebee's coke dealer and steroid hook. Confirmed

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #693 on: June 18, 2020, 10:10:30 AM »
I just hope my man Tom Penny don't get himself caught up in no shit...

Penny has a chick that takes care of him.  Unlike Beibel who dates coked out chicks.  Coke relationships are really fun in bed.  They are worthless otherwise and no coke head is going to check their dumbass boyfriends roid rage.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #694 on: June 18, 2020, 12:26:05 PM »
I just hope my man Tom Penny don't get himself caught up in no shit...

Never happen. Penny takes drugs that make you skate better and chill while listening to 90s hip hop while Biebel takes drugs that make your dick shrink, your neck disappear, and cause you to threaten YouTubers on the streets of L.A.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #695 on: June 24, 2020, 05:14:46 PM »
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I just hope my man Tom Penny don't get himself caught up in no shit...
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Penny has a chick that takes care of him.  Unlike Beibel who dates coked out chicks.  Coke relationships are really fun in bed.  They are worthless otherwise and no coke head is going to check their dumbass boyfriends roid rage.

That’s Sad. The girl he’s dating now from his IG is kind of cute. Should we warn her lol?

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #696 on: June 24, 2020, 07:45:34 PM »
Penny is a global treasure and should be protected at all costs
I AM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #697 on: June 24, 2020, 07:46:55 PM »

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #698 on: June 24, 2020, 08:35:25 PM »
AMFD
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #699 on: June 25, 2020, 01:04:04 AM »
Considering his huge skateboarding stepback, i can't wait for the strong comeback


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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #700 on: June 25, 2020, 03:38:48 AM »

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #701 on: June 25, 2020, 06:28:53 AM »
shout out to goof rocks

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #702 on: June 25, 2020, 06:33:07 AM »


All about him, wah wah wah. No remorse, and that's why he got what he deserved.

Thing that kills me about people like Biebel is how tough they think they are. You know what's tough? Making a mistake and owning it.

Fuck this knuckle dragger.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #703 on: June 25, 2020, 07:32:34 AM »
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All about him, wah wah wah. No remorse, and that's why he got what he deserved.

Thing that kills me about people like Biebel is how tough they think they are. You know what's tough? Making a mistake and owning it.

Fuck this knuckle dragger.

what an absolute knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, window licker Biebel is.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #704 on: June 25, 2020, 09:37:29 AM »
Dude looks so gross on his current IG stories 🤮

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #705 on: June 25, 2020, 09:40:14 AM »
Does the comeback include:
1) slight yellowing of teeth
2) no roids
3) actually skating
4) cornrows
5) not being a violent jock

?

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #706 on: June 25, 2020, 11:16:03 AM »
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I just hope my man Tom Penny don't get himself caught up in no shit...
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Penny has a chick that takes care of him.  Unlike Beibel who dates coked out chicks.  Coke relationships are really fun in bed.  They are worthless otherwise and no coke head is going to check their dumbass boyfriends roid rage.
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That’s Sad. The girl he’s dating now from his IG is kind of cute. Should we warn her lol?

  This is how you troll, people!! It only truly works if you can't tell if the person is serious or not.  He could be a sjw who sincerely believes we should "wake" Biebels gf to the "truth" about him, or he could be taking a shot at all the weird busybodies who want to instigate and create drama for people they will never meet. And the 'lol' at the end ?  Troll master craftsman

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #707 on: June 25, 2020, 11:24:57 AM »
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I just hope my man Tom Penny don't get himself caught up in no shit...
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Penny has a chick that takes care of him.  Unlike Beibel who dates coked out chicks.  Coke relationships are really fun in bed.  They are worthless otherwise and no coke head is going to check their dumbass boyfriends roid rage.
[close]

That’s Sad. The girl he’s dating now from his IG is kind of cute. Should we warn her lol?
[close]

  This is how you troll, people!! It only truly works if you can't tell if the person is serious or not.  He could be a sjw who sincerely believes we should "wake" Biebels gf to the "truth" about him, or he could be taking a shot at all the weird busybodies who want to instigate and create drama for people they will never meet. And the 'lol' at the end ?  Troll master craftsman

No, I’m a dead serious. He’s got a history of violence. What’s to say he doesn’t abuse them too?

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #708 on: June 25, 2020, 11:30:38 AM »
Does the comeback include:
1) captains
2) birds
3) an Indian dowry
4) the physical trainer L1f3styL3
5) knowing the focking vibes

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #709 on: June 25, 2020, 11:33:01 AM »
only liked biebel with corn rows..

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #710 on: June 25, 2020, 11:34:45 AM »
only liked biebel with corn rows..

SAME
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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #711 on: June 25, 2020, 12:01:35 PM »
Does the comeback include:
1) slight yellowing of teeth
2) no roids
3) actually skating
4) cornrows
5) not being a violent jock

?

Totally, and for him to follow more than 1 person back on Instagram because he's not Lil Wayne.
"get fucked, racist red pill incel scum" - Nice lil outrage bro, 4 more years

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #712 on: June 25, 2020, 12:06:52 PM »
shoutout to comebacks

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #713 on: June 25, 2020, 12:11:27 PM »
Does the comeback include:
1) slight yellowing of teeth
2) no roids
3) actually skating
4) cornrows
5) not being a violent jock

?

6) transition
7) slappies
8 ) baggy cuffed up pants, tucked in tee, dad hat
9) shaped board
10) zz top length beard

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #714 on: June 25, 2020, 12:13:17 PM »

If dude would just throw a little real estate investment advice in with that inspirational crap, I’d say his IG Guru game is already strong enough to put some worry flavor into Mikey Taylor’s feedbag.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #715 on: June 25, 2020, 02:05:28 PM »
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I just hope my man Tom Penny don't get himself caught up in no shit...
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Penny has a chick that takes care of him.  Unlike Beibel who dates coked out chicks.  Coke relationships are really fun in bed.  They are worthless otherwise and no coke head is going to check their dumbass boyfriends roid rage.
[close]

That’s Sad. The girl he’s dating now from his IG is kind of cute. Should we warn her lol?

She probably knows to keep her clothes on during sex anyways unless she wants her lights out, lights out.
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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #716 on: June 25, 2020, 02:12:17 PM »



Can't wait to do this to little bitch bald Dane Burman

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #717 on: June 25, 2020, 03:51:17 PM »
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I just hope my man Tom Penny don't get himself caught up in no shit...
[close]

Penny has a chick that takes care of him.  Unlike Beibel who dates coked out chicks.  Coke relationships are really fun in bed.  They are worthless otherwise and no coke head is going to check their dumbass boyfriends roid rage.
[close]

That’s Sad. The girl he’s dating now from his IG is kind of cute. Should we warn her lol?
[close]

  This is how you troll, people!! It only truly works if you can't tell if the person is serious or not.  He could be a sjw who sincerely believes we should "wake" Biebels gf to the "truth" about him, or he could be taking a shot at all the weird busybodies who want to instigate and create drama for people they will never meet. And the 'lol' at the end ?  Troll master craftsman
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No, I’m a dead serious. He’s got a history of violence. What’s to say he doesn’t abuse them too?

Biebel on beating his bitches up confirmed
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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #718 on: June 25, 2020, 03:51:46 PM »
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I just hope my man Tom Penny don't get himself caught up in no shit...
[close]

Penny has a chick that takes care of him.  Unlike Beibel who dates coked out chicks.  Coke relationships are really fun in bed.  They are worthless otherwise and no coke head is going to check their dumbass boyfriends roid rage.
[close]

That’s Sad. The girl he’s dating now from his IG is kind of cute. Should we warn her lol?
[close]

She probably knows to keep her clothes on during sex anyways unless she wants her lights out, lights out.

lol
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"


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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #719 on: June 25, 2020, 04:11:20 PM »
Wonder if Penny still drinks 3liters wine from dawn til dusk, gotta have someone watching him at all times so he doesn’t shit himself and sleep in the gutter.