Fuck Biebel

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What kind of dickhead leaves CA for FL? I’m from Miami I wouldn’t even do it.

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Eh, I don't blame him tbh. Was in Miami in early April, I liked it more than California. Grass is greener type situation imo

Idk where in CA y'all experienced but leaving Sac' for anywhere seems like a good move. I know Bieblers been in Hollywood but Miami is probably more fun. However my opinion of Miami was formed from stuff i watched on tv...

[augustmoon]

If there is anywhere this dude belongs, it’s Florida.  It’s the Biebs spiritual motherland. 

[Fongstarr.]

If he’s trying to make a living off of being a trainer, then Florida is the way to go.

[RichardBarkley]

Shout out to my realtor.

[swanronson]

Crazy to see he is right off skating. Thought dude was a lifer. No way he is gonna make the same amount of money being a trainer than he was skating. Maybe he was good with his money over the years.

[RichardBarkley]

sac sucks but Miami proper is miserable unless you're way richer than Biebel. but since he says he's moving to "Florida" that means probably to Plantation or somewhere like that, which would be like a direct trade. he could buy almost the exact same house, probably for the same price. why bother? idk.

Why is Miami so bad

[Easy Slider]

Is it just me or is he looking like a white version of 50 Cent in the above picture?

Edit : I mean the face/expression...

[HORSES]

Makes sense. Suits his lifestyle.

[Atiba Applebum]

It’s amazing to me Joan Didion and Brandon Biebel were born in the same place

[KUberry]

sac sucks but Miami proper is miserable unless you're way richer than Biebel. but since he says he's moving to "Florida" that means probably to Plantation or somewhere like that, which would be like a direct trade. he could buy almost the exact same house, probably for the same price. why bother? idk.

He’s already been shipping packs and lean and blow to the east coast. Might as well just live there and have them shipped to himself.

[johnes]

Maybe he is getting into the porn business.
At some point Cali passed a law that condoms had to be worn in porn, so many people moved to Florida to not have to use condoms.

[ok boomer]

Is it just me or is he looking like a white version of 50 Cent in the above picture?

Edit : I mean the face/expression...

He looks like 25 cent

[k-nutz]

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sac sucks but Miami proper is miserable unless you're way richer than Biebel. but since he says he's moving to "Florida" that means probably to Plantation or somewhere like that, which would be like a direct trade. he could buy almost the exact same house, probably for the same price. why bother? idk.

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Why is Miami so bad

90+ degree weather 9 months of the year with high humidity. Some people see it as a plus, I don't.

[backside_reacharound]

It’s amazing to me Joan Didion and Brandon Biebel were born in the same place

It shouldn't, they're basically the same person. Slouching towards Bieblehem.

[straight fucking edge]

LFG

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Is it just me or is he looking like a white version of 50 Cent in the above picture?

Edit : I mean the face/expression...

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He looks like 25 cent

He looks like a barbecue chicken leg with a napkin wrapped around the bottom

[GardenSkater77]

It’s a sign from god that his absence of chest hair forms a perfect cross. Reminds me of the time Tom Penny’s image appeared on a piece of toast.

[Easy Slider]

It’s a sign from god that his absence of chest hair forms a perfect cross. Reminds me of the time Tom Penny’s image appeared on a piece of toast.

[Vomit Lust]

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sac sucks but Miami proper is miserable unless you're way richer than Biebel. but since he says he's moving to "Florida" that means probably to Plantation or somewhere like that, which would be like a direct trade. he could buy almost the exact same house, probably for the same price. why bother? idk.

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Why is Miami so bad

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90+ degree weather 9 months of the year with high humidity. Some people see it as a plus, I don't.

I love Miami. It was home until high school so I have literally nothing but good memories of the place. But the weather sucks and it’s got all the traffic and weirdos of LA. It beats most places but Southern California wins all day. Real estate is just as dumb too. The little ranch I grew up in that my parents sold for less than 100k and is like 25 miles from the beach goes for about half a million now. Cubans are got as fuck, but it’s not like LA is lacking attractive people. But whatever. Biebs is a weird dude doing weird dude shit.

[ThisFuckingDude]

I’m pretty sure Biebel invested in real estate early on in his career. He also went pro at the best time for the biggest brand in the industry at the time. He was definitely in a higher tier of income for pros for a long time. He def was getting a fat check from Red Bull when he was on too. I’m not gonna say he’s the coolest dude in the world but I highly doubt that he’s broke.

[augustmoon]

i think some of yall highly overestimate how much pro skaters are worth and how easy it is to spend money.  just looking at this guy's IG for the last 5 years he must have been constantly just bleeding cash. 

[Cheshire Cat]

 He has to be, at least part time, selling coke by the gram.

[k-nutz]

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sac sucks but Miami proper is miserable unless you're way richer than Biebel. but since he says he's moving to "Florida" that means probably to Plantation or somewhere like that, which would be like a direct trade. he could buy almost the exact same house, probably for the same price. why bother? idk.

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Why is Miami so bad

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90+ degree weather 9 months of the year with high humidity. Some people see it as a plus, I don't.

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I love Miami. It was home until high school so I have literally nothing but good memories of the place. But the weather sucks and it’s got all the traffic and weirdos of LA. It beats most places but Southern California wins all day. Real estate is just as dumb too. The little ranch I grew up in that my parents sold for less than 100k and is like 25 miles from the beach goes for about half a million now. Cubans are got as fuck, but it’s not like LA is lacking attractive people. But whatever. Biebs is a weird dude doing weird dude shit.

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I was about to write a big thing about it but when I was thinking about it I realized maybe I should move back... lol

a big negative for me at the time was that it was pretty bad for skating in general and it rained so much you couldn't even skate the terrible stuff there was to skate. but now there's Lot 11 which would be good enough for me. and I'm getting old and probably need to think about winding down skating anyway. biebel looks over skating so that is likely not a factor.

the truth is I actually dont know what its like for a guy like Biebel (or me) now. I probably should not have posted. When I was younger it was actually VERY cheap to live there but now it looks pretty expensive.

The rain makes all of the concrete crusty.  And it is so flat.  Hills drive the need to construct stuff that make good skate spots.

So the spots are few and far between, and it most likely will be crusty.

[ThisFuckingDude]

He has to be, at least part time, selling coke by the gram.

Biebel has been giving me addict that sells drugs to feed his habit vibes.

[RichardBarkley]

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He has to be, at least part time, selling coke by the gram.

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Biebel has been giving me addict that sells drugs to feed his habit vibes.

Based on what

[sk84fun]

The white 50!! 👌🏼

That is pretty crazy how interested slap is with biebel...u really can’t deny how wild his personality is compared to others...he’s completely bypassed weck for buffest skater as well. It’s pretty cool to see his exit out of skating honestly, dude seems really happy and fucking excellent health.

Always thought his character was so weird growing up, a skater who acted and dressed like a jock..but his positivity/skills on the board just kinda made you forget. Dudes a legend in my book. “A bee 🐝 and a bull”

[Mr Cheese Resurrection]

The white 50!! 👌🏼

That is pretty crazy how interested slap is with biebel...u really can’t deny how wild his personality is compared to others...he’s completely bypassed weck for buffest skater as well. It’s pretty cool to see his exit out of skating honestly, dude seems really happy and fucking excellent health.

Always thought his character was so weird growing up, a skater who acted and dressed like a jock..but his positivity/skills on the board just kinda made you forget. Dudes a legend in my book. “A bee 🐝 and a bull”

[Uh Oh]

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He has to be, at least part time, selling coke by the gram.

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Biebel has been giving me addict that sells drugs to feed his habit vibes.

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Based on what

There are three indicators of the above personality type in this one Insta description. Let's break it down.

1. Capitalizing all letters. - Telltale sign normally noticed in adolescent years.

2. #NewChapter - Self-explanatory.

3. "Krib" - He did not live in a house like you or I.

"Moved To Florida" also earns some points.

[blowjobtofakie]

Wild guess here but I’m sure he moved to Miami, right?

[Fongstarr.]

I am sure he bought that house for pennies for what it is worth now but I doubt he sold it in the millions. I feel like the money he made from it is going to be gone asap. It will be interesting to see where he could be in the next 5-10 years.