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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1170 on: May 24, 2021, 10:40:44 PM »
I tried to watch this movie years ago but just couldn't slog through it. But, now, seeing how Biebel turned out, I just watched this scene and pictured Marky Mark and the Rock as versions of Biebel and it looks like fun.



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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1171 on: May 24, 2021, 10:53:39 PM »
Let’s get down to it. Would You FUCK biebel?
Naw. I’m good on that. But I probably would snort a big fat line of blow off those big pearly choppers.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1172 on: May 25, 2021, 08:18:07 AM »
beebzs of cali, on fla fla
its called ab gutt, when you take and abuse growth hormone,  your organs continue to grow as well as your muscles, so you have a pot belly with a 6 packs,

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1173 on: May 25, 2021, 08:21:02 AM »
'Look at the clouds foooooooooool' - (snorts fat line of HGH)
fuck poutine we eat pussy out here.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1174 on: May 25, 2021, 09:11:48 AM »
'Look at the clouds foooooooooool' - (snorts fat line of HGH)

shoutout to birds

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1175 on: May 25, 2021, 09:13:46 AM »
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Let’s get down to it. Would You FUCK biebel?
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Naw. I’m good on that. But I probably would snort a big fat line of blow off those big pearly choppers.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1176 on: May 25, 2021, 01:49:42 PM »
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Let’s get down to it. Would You FUCK biebel?
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Naw. I’m good on that. But I probably would snort a big fat line of blow off those big pearly choppers.
Get at me

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1177 on: May 26, 2021, 07:49:26 AM »
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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1178 on: May 26, 2021, 09:37:52 AM »
One time I listened to the first 5 mins of a podcast whose theme is sex, it was hosted by mom and son. Their guest was BB. Had to turn it off but biebel is everywhere.


My point in BB is probably fucking and sucking in Mijhami and he’s probably loving it. It’s gonna get hot down there for the big fella tho.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1179 on: May 26, 2021, 09:38:48 AM »
Not talking about his penis....

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1180 on: May 26, 2021, 09:39:34 AM »
Wonder if his bird would quit or not quit


Shout out to birds.......

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1181 on: June 04, 2021, 05:10:48 AM »
Surprised no threads on this. Have video saved if story gets taken down, or he goes private. Essentially Biebel films someone (his homie?) beat the shit out of someone walking down hollywood blvd naked, with obvious mental health, and physical issues. pretty disgraceful, and disturbing.

*edit: (link to video) https://streamable.com/1exfbu

Says couldn’t find video any other links ?

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1182 on: June 04, 2021, 05:18:04 AM »


Look at this doughnut where’s his neck anyways. Fat price of shit needs to be locked up

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1183 on: June 04, 2021, 05:28:36 AM »
Funny thing is ... Biebel wants to get away from skating. Yet almost all of the “strength cartel” dudes are either picking up skating or seemed into it prior to Biebel ... Trystin Lee posts skateclips on a regular basis.

And pure from an aesthetic bodybuilding point of view, Biebel looks bad ... no flow whatsoever, he looks like a toad.

Very bad shoulder to waist ratio ...

There’s one dude killing it and that’s Dompierre. He looks great, has a string gf and still seems to love skating too.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1184 on: June 04, 2021, 05:35:08 AM »
Let’s get down to it. Would You FUCK biebel?

If he still had cornrows and an unlit cig while spinning a b-ball

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1185 on: June 04, 2021, 06:07:27 AM »
Fuck it lets just dismantle the whole sponsored skater thing and all start buying from blank decks.com. You can’t cancel a stained veneer

I’m with you

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1186 on: June 04, 2021, 07:17:00 AM »
There’s one dude killing it and that’s Dompierre. He looks great, has a string gf and still seems to love skating too.

What’s a string gf?

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1187 on: June 04, 2021, 07:23:09 AM »
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There’s one dude killing it and that’s Dompierre. He looks great, has a string gf and still seems to love skating too.
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What’s a string gf?
i was wondering that too. so i looked up nick's instagram and the first picture already clarifies it. :D
(even if it was some sort of typo)

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1188 on: June 04, 2021, 07:42:43 AM »


She looks string
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1189 on: June 04, 2021, 08:12:16 AM »
Do people turn orange when they start body building or is it just me? They all look like they have some kind of mud rub slathered all over them

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1190 on: June 04, 2021, 09:19:28 AM »

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1191 on: June 04, 2021, 11:22:28 AM »


SiLLy StRinG

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1192 on: June 04, 2021, 12:19:57 PM »
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Bro is on some serious gear and doesn't even look that great. Looks like he's 95% water weight.
Look up "Palumboism", dude took so much growth hormone it distorted his proportions. Beebs on GH gut?
I bet he breathes really loud. 


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I know nothing of bodybuilding and was just thinking is it normal to look buff and fat at the same time...

Steroid stomach.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1193 on: June 04, 2021, 12:22:59 PM »
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She looks string
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Super string
Dom's lady friend looks, dare I say, string AF.

Also, as I understand it, a lot of gyms have a color test at the door: must be more orange than a carrot in order to gain access to the weight room.
Fucked up, I know. But weight training isn't skating; they've got "rules."  ::)

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1194 on: June 04, 2021, 12:23:34 PM »
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Do people turn orange when they start body building or is it just me? They all look like they have some kind of mud rub slathered all over them
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its spray tan.

Accents muscle striation. Even some black bodybuilders spray tan to go a little darker lol.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1195 on: June 04, 2021, 12:36:52 PM »
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What kind of dickhead leaves CA for FL? I’m from Miami I wouldn’t even do it.
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Eh, I don't blame him tbh. Was in Miami in early April, I liked it more than California. Grass is greener type situation imo
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Idk where in CA y'all experienced but leaving Sac' for anywhere seems like a good move. I know Bieblers been in Hollywood but Miami is probably more fun. However my opinion of Miami was formed from stuff i watched on tv...
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I'm from Sac. Leaving Sac is always a great idea

So I know I'm way late here, but can you imagine buying a home you show up for closing and fucking Biebel walks into the office dressed exactly how he is here? "Yall bought my house? LET'S FUUCKING GO, BRO!!!"
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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1196 on: June 04, 2021, 02:35:03 PM »
club nite checklist

sharpie gunt
teef
amphetamines
beebull bizniz cards
charger
ziploc bag of tictacs and beef jerky fragments

double up on lifestyle -fly to a geographically detached clean slate and get rejected anyway. locals love him

Fuckin aye that's gold. If I could gnar I would.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1197 on: June 04, 2021, 05:34:54 PM »
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Bro is on some serious gear and doesn't even look that great. Looks like he's 95% water weight.
Look up "Palumboism", dude took so much growth hormone it distorted his proportions. Beebs on GH gut?
I bet he breathes really loud. 


[close]

I know nothing of bodybuilding and was just thinking is it normal to look buff and fat at the same time...

LOL that's Big Lennie. Dude is a freak show.

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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1198 on: June 13, 2021, 02:06:21 AM »
Just when I thought Biebel couldn’t be any more of a douche I was reminded of his response to BA being gay.


Edit: response here

https://vocaroo.com/1chuHwSWrF7F


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Re: Fuck Biebel
« Reply #1199 on: June 13, 2021, 03:38:23 AM »
Just when I thought Biebel couldn’t be any more of a douche I was reminded of his response to BA being gay.


Edit: response here

https://vocaroo.com/1chuHwSWrF7F

I don't get it

He said it didn't change his opinion of him?

I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in