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The Slap Massage Boards
« on: June 12, 2020, 03:21:03 AM »
I'd like to take a moment to show my appreciation for this website and all the good ppl here at Slap. From the mods and admins who run the place to all of you poster civilians out there at home.

I really enjoy checking in every day and finding out what's going on in the lives and heads of true skaters like me, all of us so knowledgable and eager to learn about the many facets of this useless wooden toy.

Thank you.

May the Slap Massage Boards live long and prosper!
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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2020, 09:33:36 PM »
Ed,
I too too have been known enjoy a good massage.
If I were a betting man, I’d lay money on you preferring a Vietnamese style massage. Did I guess right?
I’ve never had one of those “happy ending” ones Stan is usually going on about. You?
For a person going by the name Ed Lawndale, you sure are a friendly sort. Not at all the “baddy” I’d expect. Say hi to Col. Trac for me, yeah?
« Last Edit: June 13, 2020, 09:21:35 PM by Lou Strux »

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2020, 10:55:55 PM »
I'd like to take a moment to show my appreciation for this website and all the good ppl here at Slap. From the mods and admins who run the place to all of you poster civilians out there at home.

I really enjoy checking in every day and finding out what's going on in the lives and heads of true skaters like me, all of us so knowledgable and eager to learn about the many facets of this useless wooden toy.

Thank you.

May the Slap Massage Boards live long and prosper!

I honestly find your posts to be mostly stupid and pointless. You're like that person you don't really know but are Facebook friends with, who post 11 things a day. That's been you. Time to chill my friend. Figure out why you enjoyed your first book, read a little more, stop writing. Maybe get a diary.

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2020, 02:57:13 AM »
I wish I could get a massage

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2020, 08:18:27 PM »
Ed,
I too too have been known enjoy a good massage. Never had one of those “happy ending” ones Stan is usually going on about.
For a person going by the name Ed Lawndale, you sure are a friendly sort. Not at all the “baddy” I’d expect. Say hi to Col. Trac for me, yeah?

Me and Col. Trac saw each other last week, Lou. We were hanging out with Bobby Nguyen. He says hi back.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2020, 08:20:38 PM by EdLawndale »
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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2020, 08:18:52 PM »
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I'd like to take a moment to show my appreciation for this website and all the good ppl here at Slap. From the mods and admins who run the place to all of you poster civilians out there at home.

I really enjoy checking in every day and finding out what's going on in the lives and heads of true skaters like me, all of us so knowledgable and eager to learn about the many facets of this useless wooden toy.

Thank you.

May the Slap Massage Boards live long and prosper!
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I honestly find your posts to be mostly stupid and pointless. You're like that person you don't really know but are Facebook friends with, who post 11 things a day. That's been you. Time to chill my friend. Figure out why you enjoyed your first book, read a little more, stop writing. Maybe get a diary.

https://youtu.be/CFh5FzXIeBg
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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2020, 08:41:41 PM »
slap massage boards... keep it next to your consolidated blankets

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2020, 09:56:13 PM »
I had a massage in Thailand and she never touched my dick but I just about came. Very weird. Walk out to the waiting room with a dazed look on my face and my girlfriend at the time picked it straight away

She thought it was funny but we went back the next day and she got that girl this time. She comes out looking like she just came

I said how’d you go and she told me to stfu
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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2020, 10:54:02 PM »
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I'd like to take a moment to show my appreciation for this website and all the good ppl here at Slap. From the mods and admins who run the place to all of you poster civilians out there at home.

I really enjoy checking in every day and finding out what's going on in the lives and heads of true skaters like me, all of us so knowledgable and eager to learn about the many facets of this useless wooden toy.

Thank you.

May the Slap Massage Boards live long and prosper!
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I honestly find your posts to be mostly stupid and pointless. You're like that person you don't really know but are Facebook friends with, who post 11 things a day. That's been you. Time to chill my friend. Figure out why you enjoyed your first book, read a little more, stop writing. Maybe get a diary.
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https://youtu.be/CFh5FzXIeBg

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2020, 11:34:17 PM »
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I'd like to take a moment to show my appreciation for this website and all the good ppl here at Slap. From the mods and admins who run the place to all of you poster civilians out there at home.

I really enjoy checking in every day and finding out what's going on in the lives and heads of true skaters like me, all of us so knowledgable and eager to learn about the many facets of this useless wooden toy.

Thank you.

May the Slap Massage Boards live long and prosper!
[close]

I honestly find your posts to be mostly stupid and pointless. You're like that person you don't really know but are Facebook friends with, who post 11 things a day. That's been you. Time to chill my friend. Figure out why you enjoyed your first book, read a little more, stop writing. Maybe get a diary.
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https://youtu.be/CFh5FzXIeBg
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Hahaha another useless post from a useless poster. Time to Focus.


if you say so
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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2020, 07:30:51 AM »
It's posts like these that make me feel proud to be a member of the slap massage boards community. Thank you, Ed! Keep up the great work, buddy! 👍

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2020, 08:14:40 AM »
It's posts like these that make me feel proud to be a member of the slap massage boards community. Thank you, Ed! Keep up the great work, buddy! 👍
Thx, this guy's trying to put an end to me. Tryna rub me out right here on the Slap Massage Boards...
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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2020, 09:38:33 AM »
only stan knows about massage on the SLAP.

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2020, 10:31:01 AM »
https://youtu.be/zN1u3XQvIs4
Is this a proper slap massage?

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2020, 10:42:33 AM »
^^^seems normal. I actually watched all 9 minutes of that. Didn't look "bad," per se...
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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2020, 01:53:50 PM »
#FuckHometDepot #neverbuyingfromhomedepotagain

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2020, 08:59:11 PM »
This guy's tryna rub me out right here on the Slap Massage Boards...
Happy endings really do happen on SLAP, but you two should, um, maybe get a room?
Let me know what this MeanGreen gal is charging for the handys, I may have a few clients to send her way.

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2020, 09:18:10 PM »
No one:
themeangreen:
https://youtu.be/X705M3njgy0
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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2020, 11:15:06 PM »
🤝🏾
I live for this


I've been fucked with by nerd ass jock niggas like you my whole life


You will never recover


I promise you

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2020, 12:07:19 AM »
It’s a camaraderie of sorts, & like many dark corners of the web, it’s got its own special flavor.
Actually, I take part of that back; this is a bright corner over here. 
Please to enjoy this festively colored egg.

https://vimeo.com/112355081

« Last Edit: June 17, 2020, 12:11:45 AM by Lou Strux »

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2020, 02:43:02 PM »
^^^I actually really enjoyed that, Lou. Could say I appreciated it.
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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2020, 01:32:43 AM »
I always love using my slap massage board after a tiring day of skating. It really helps my muscles relax.



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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2020, 01:41:51 AM »
Thank you Ed, withou you I would have never come across this pearl:

https://youtu.be/kL0ZJMh-v-M

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2020, 06:25:49 PM »
I survived the great SLAP “purge” of 2020 (& all I got was this lousy t-shirt!)
Just wanted to give a tip o’ the hat to the mods/admins that have been scrambling to clean up the mess of trolls. Glad I wasn’t swept out with the other trash; my disguise must be working. 😉

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2020, 10:16:40 PM »
I survived the great SLAP “purge” of 2020 (& all I got was this lousy t-shirt!)
Just wanted to give a tip o’ the hat to the mods/admins that have been scrambling to clean up the mess of trolls. Glad I wasn’t swept out with the other trash; my disguise must be working. 😉
Not gonna lie, you being all the trolls would be quite the twist. Or as you might say "!!!"

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2020, 10:24:38 AM »
ALL THREADS MUST NOW BE APPROVED BY A MODERATOR FIRST. THE SAME MODERATORS WHO DELETE THREADS WHEN THE INDUSTRY TELLS THEM TO.

YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT HOW SICK A NEW PART IS OR SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT PROS WHO RAPE PASSED OUT WOMEN.

THIS IS THE ZUMIEZ MESSAGE BOARD NOW.

R.I.P. SLAP.

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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2020, 04:41:02 PM »
ALL THREADS MUST NOW BE APPROVED BY A MODERATOR FIRST. THE SAME MODERATORS WHO DELETE THREADS WHEN THE INDUSTRY TELLS THEM TO.

YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT HOW SICK A NEW PART IS OR SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT PROS WHO RAPE PASSED OUT WOMEN.

THIS IS THE ZUMIEZ MESSAGE BOARD NOW.

R.I.P. SLAP.
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Re: The Slap Massage Boards
« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2020, 04:48:05 PM »
ALL THREADS MUST NOW BE APPROVED BY A MODERATOR FIRST. THE SAME MODERATORS WHO DELETE THREADS WHEN THE INDUSTRY TELLS THEM TO.

YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT HOW SICK A NEW PART IS OR SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT PROS WHO RAPE PASSED OUT WOMEN.

THIS IS THE ZUMIEZ MESSAGE BOARD NOW.

R.I.P. SLAP.

Admin and mods, if this clown is this upset over not being able to spam the board then it's proof you are doing a great job right now. Thank you.

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« Reply #29 on: July 07, 2020, 09:57:35 PM »
Yes, big thanks to the mods and admins that keep the slap massage boards running smoothly.
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