I'd love to read that Frank Gerwer people I've known
I don't have a scanner but here's a good one from it.
Robbie Russo:
We got out of the van on a trip to swim in a river. Gabe found a little rapids section - it wasn't too crazy but at the end it sucked you under and then spit you out like ten feet downstream. We all had a god and then it was Robbie's turn. He took the rapids fine but then at the end, nothing but a shoe popped up. Seconds later he was in the middle of the river, panicking, struggling to swim to the other side. He barely made it. Now it was time to leave but Robbie didnt want to swim over. "Can't i just walk around?" he yelled. We looked at each other "It's a river!" Pete and i yelled back. "Nah, ill walk around" he repeated, not getting it. "Robbie it's a river!" we yelled again. After a short debate, Pete swam over and helped him back. Robbie may be great in empty pools, but definitely don't add water. Not the strongest swimmer.
Ewan Bowman:
He puked on a futon that was in my living room, folded it up and it notoriously became the puke taco. I was also there the day he became a US citizen, so some good history there.