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Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« on: June 26, 2020, 05:53:27 AM »
My job is going to start testing in the near future, I need this job but have zero intentions of quitting. Do any of you dirty hippies have any tried and true methods of flushing? Thanks pals.

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2020, 08:11:49 AM »
I've done this a few times, where i've needed to pass a test that i could see coming in advance, and i feel like i have it down, more or less. I'd have been fucked by a random test though.

I'd quit cold turkey about two weeks out and then buy home piss tests. You can get ones on amazon that test negative/positive for a bunch of different THC ng/mL levels at once (15, 50, 100, 150, 300, etc), to get a sense of your progress.

Day 1 of quitting, i'd light up all of the ng levels, and then gradually pass the 300, then 150, etc.  It takes me about two weeks of not smoking to pass a 50ng test (and the line might be a little faint, but that's still ok). Most piss tests in the USA look for 50ng/mL. I presume all the ones I've taken were (I never once passed the 15ng test). I'm a skinny-ish person though - might be different if you're carrying extra fat, where THC can linger. Having the peace of mind of the home test result was a big deal for calming my anxiety.

I don't put too much stock into "flushing" your system - hydrating a lot in the days leading up to the test is not going to help. I would drink a lot on the day of the test, but not too crazy - supposedly it can invalidate your result if you go too gnarly about it. Some will tell you to take Vitamin B to make your pee more yellow - i did do that once, but not sure if it mattered. Having the home tests will let you know if you're even close to passing 50ng/mL - if you're still far off, flushing isn't going to work.

The other pro tip is to never, ever let your first pee of the day be what gets tested - it will have a higher concentration of THC than subsequent pees.

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2020, 08:22:39 AM »
I've done this a few times, where i've needed to pass a test that i could see coming in advance, and i feel like i have it down, more or less. I'd have been fucked by a random test though.

I'd quit cold turkey about two weeks out and then buy home piss tests. You can get ones on amazon that test negative/positive for a bunch of different THC ng/mL levels at once (15, 50, 100, 150, 300, etc), to get a sense of your progress.

Day 1 of quitting, i'd light up all of the ng levels, and then gradually pass the 300, then 150, etc.  It takes me about two weeks of not smoking to pass a 50ng test (and the line might be a little faint, but that's still ok). Most piss tests in the USA look for 50ng/mL. I presume all the ones I've taken were (I never once passed the 15ng test). I'm a skinny-ish person though - might be different if you're carrying extra fat, where THC can linger. Having the peace of mind of the home test result was a big deal for calming my anxiety.

I don't put too much stock into "flushing" your system - hydrating a lot in the days leading up to the test is not going to help. I would drink a lot on the day of the test, but not too crazy - supposedly it can invalidate your result if you go too gnarly about it. Some will tell you to take Vitamin B to make your pee more yellow - i did do that once, but not sure if it mattered. Having the home tests will let you know if you're even close to passing 50ng/mL - if you're still far off, flushing isn't going to work.

The other pro tip is to never, ever let your first pee of the day be what gets tested - it will have a higher concentration of THC than subsequent pees.
Thank you very much man! Much appreciated

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2020, 08:29:19 AM »
My job is going to start testing in the near future, I need this job but have zero intentions of quitting. Do any of you dirty hippies have any tried and true methods of flushing? Thanks pals.
Us “dirty hippies” don’t get jobs that require a piss test. That being said I heard if you eat your own cum you will flush your system of thc . Good luck man.

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2020, 10:09:08 AM »
Do you live in a state that had medical cannabis?  My employer, and the union both tried to force everyone to take a medical cards to HR directly if they had one. I did some reading, and only showed the person collecting my actual sample my legal card and prescription. The UA collector said I was correct that I only need to share records with the collector or Dr, not HR or management.  I'm sure it's different for truck drivers, but just some personal experience. 

If you just drink a gallon of water an hour before your test, your cretenine levels will show diluted. I've smoked the night before a test and took in of the drinks you get a head shops. They work, but file directions precisely, and you must know the hour of the test because they are only effective a short time.

Length of time to get clean depends greatly on body fat. Thc is stopped in fat cells which causes it to take much longer than other substances to flush. Skinny guys got it much easier.
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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2020, 10:32:33 AM »
Do you live in a state that had medical cannabis?  My employer, and the union both tried to force everyone to take a medical cards to HR directly if they had one. I did some reading, and only showed the person collecting my actual sample my legal card and prescription. The UA collector said I was correct that I only need to share records with the collector or Dr, not HR or management.  I'm sure it's different for truck drivers, but just some personal experience. 

If you just drink a gallon of water an hour before your test, your cretenine levels will show diluted. I've smoked the night before a test and took in of the drinks you get a head shops. They work, but file directions precisely, and you must know the hour of the test because they are only effective a short time.

Length of time to get clean depends greatly on body fat. Thc is stopped in fat cells which causes it to take much longer than other substances to flush. Skinny guys got it much easier.
Unfortunately I can not get a card unless I surrender my CDL. I will contact my local shop this afternoon, and see what they have. If they don't have anything, I might have to try drinking as much water as I can. Thanks for the help man.

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2020, 10:42:52 AM »
Trucker dude at my old job swore by loads of cranberry juice and lots of cardio/working out. Dude was in great shape and would smoke hash every night, and never failed a drug test while I was there, and they only tested the truckers. Heard a few others say similar things. As someone else said, make sure you piss once or twice before your test, the first one is always the strongest.


I’ve never had to be tested, though. Thank God ‘cause I’ve been smoking daily for 15 years.

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2020, 01:05:30 PM »
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My job is going to start testing in the near future, I need this job but have zero intentions of quitting. Do any of you dirty hippies have any tried and true methods of flushing? Thanks pals.
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Us “dirty hippies” don’t get jobs that require a piss test. That being said I heard if you eat your own cum you will flush your system of thc . Good luck man.
Instead of eating my own cum, how about I send a free sample to you. In return, promise me that if you find a woman that wants to procreate with you, do everyone a favor and slide my goo in her instead. Humanity thanks you in advance.

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2020, 01:23:04 PM »
Just passing on what slap has already covered amigo. Don’t shoot the messenger.
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=4212.0

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2020, 01:29:44 PM »
Just passing on what slap has already covered amigo. Don’t shoot the messenger.
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=4212.0
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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2020, 04:53:39 PM »


https://urineluck.com/urine-luck-detoxifying-agent.html

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Also, as Diamond D once said “I took Goldenseal while I was on probation”.

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2020, 06:53:58 PM »


https://urineluck.com/urine-luck-detoxifying-agent.html

Day one baby.

Also, as Diamond D once said “I took Goldenseal while I was on probation”.
Thank you, and quoting Diamond D earns my highest respect.

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2020, 08:52:12 PM »
The real ones know there’s only one way to pass the test. It’s free, simple, but you’re really not gonna like doing it.

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2020, 06:06:20 PM »
Use one of those whizzinator fake pee pees. But to really ensure that it works you gotta cut your dick off first
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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2020, 06:28:07 PM »
Synthetic Urine has helped me since 2008.
https://www.quickfixurine.com/ this brand exclusively.
Head shops stock it.

Heat the bottle in the micro for 15 seconds no longer
Get some compression shorts or tight whities
Stick the warmed bottle under your nuts in the gooch area
The new bottle has a flip top that's never leaked for me.
Pour the entire contents into the specimen cup
Urinate in the toilet bowl and dump the rest out if there is any.
Do not flush the toilet or they will violate you

I cant stress this part enough--
Practice your exact movements
Fumbling around during this time can result in failure, my hands got too sweaty and I used my teeth to open the cap and got a little "fake" pee in my mouth.

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2020, 06:44:05 PM »
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Synthetic Urine has helped me since 2008.
https://www.quickfixurine.com/ this brand exclusively.
Head shops stock it.

Heat the bottle in the micro for 15 seconds no longer
Get some compression shorts or tight whities
Stick the warmed bottle under your nuts in the gooch area
The new bottle has a flip top that's never leaked for me.
Pour the entire contents into the specimen cup
Urinate in the toilet bowl and dump the rest out if there is any.
Do not flush the toilet or they will violate you

I cant stress this part enough--
Practice your exact movements
Fumbling around during this time can result in failure, my hands got too sweaty and I used my teeth to open the cap and got a little "fake" pee in my mouth.

The things we do to keep the lights on...
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Thanks for the advice and the link! Appreciate the help

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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2020, 08:21:48 AM »
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Synthetic Urine has helped me since 2008.
https://www.quickfixurine.com/ this brand exclusively.
Head shops stock it.

Heat the bottle in the micro for 15 seconds no longer
Get some compression shorts or tight whities
Stick the warmed bottle under your nuts in the gooch area
The new bottle has a flip top that's never leaked for me.
Pour the entire contents into the specimen cup
Urinate in the toilet bowl and dump the rest out if there is any.
Do not flush the toilet or they will violate you

I cant stress this part enough--
Practice your exact movements
Fumbling around during this time can result in failure, my hands got too sweaty and I used my teeth to open the cap and got a little "fake" pee in my mouth.

The things we do to keep the lights on...
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Thanks for the advice and the link! Appreciate the help

I recommend this

https://urineluck.com/


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Re: Flushing products/methods for the weed?
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2020, 09:12:27 AM »
tablespoon of creatine powder and a multivitamin

something like the riboflavin and creatine form synthetic proteins that are present in your piss

i was told this by a guy on federal probation, and i quit 3-4 days and took that an hour before- peed clean