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Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« on: July 02, 2020, 05:47:39 PM »
Which pro skater would make a great United States President?

My vote goes Jake Johnson. Everyone seems to agree JJ is a stand up guy and a fair person. Jake Johnson is also tall, so he could intimidate other world leaders with his height.

Also he could do wall rides in the a White House and that would be dope.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2020, 05:56:54 PM »
I’d rather see Obama skate than any skater be in the White House.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2020, 06:06:33 PM »
Jason Adams for President.

Walker Ryan for Secretary of State.

I'd also like to give Nora a position in the cabinet, but I'm not sure where to put her. EPA possibly?

I feel Adams would be good at bringing the country together. He has a working class image/style, holds progressive values, wouldn't be interested in corporate lobbying or making himself rich, and would defer to various experts when making decisions. And, how could anyone not like him?

I think he'd be great because he wouldn't ever nominate himself. Those who want power the most shouldn't have it.

I'm just not sure who would be a good VP for President Adams. He would need someone who is a bit more of a numbers person and who has a traditional education.


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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2020, 06:08:41 PM »
Neil Blender

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2020, 06:10:02 PM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2020, 06:14:03 PM »

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2020, 06:17:32 PM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2020, 06:24:58 PM »
Jason Adams for President.

Walker Ryan for Secretary of State.

I'd also like to give Nora a position in the cabinet, but I'm not sure where to put her. EPA possibly?

I feel Adams would be good at bringing the country together. He has a working class image/style, holds progressive values, wouldn't be interested in corporate lobbying or making himself rich, and would defer to various experts when making decisions. And, how could anyone not like him?

I think he'd be great because he wouldn't ever nominate himself. Those who want power the most shouldn't have it.

I'm just not sure who would be a good VP for President Adams. He would need someone who is a bit more of a numbers person and who has a traditional education.

Also I'd say after having Jason as president for 8 years we can follow up by having Arin in there the following term. Then we'd cover the first gay president, first female president and Transgender. We'd make the republicans all kinds of mad lol.
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2020, 07:00:03 PM »
Rattray for President
Mountain for VP
Schileff for EPA or something
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2020, 07:04:36 PM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2020, 07:06:33 PM »
Suciu, but only because he’s the only one who got past 10th grade.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2020, 07:07:12 PM »
As long as a black woman is Vice President I will vote for them

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2020, 07:15:02 PM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2020, 07:24:36 PM »
Rattray for President
Mountain for VP
Schileff for EPA or something

I'd back this. Rattray wouldn't be eligible because he's Scottish though. Rattray for UK Prime Minister.


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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2020, 07:46:17 PM »
I’ve heard it before and have to agree that in all honesty he is probably the best one to be the voice and face of the nation strictly based on how well thought out and funded and promoted his public works projects are and how good he is at explaining them and their necessity.
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2020, 07:49:50 PM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2020, 08:19:20 PM »
MJ

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2020, 08:24:27 PM »
Yaje Popson in which he introduces the country to iowasca

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2020, 08:29:11 PM »
Kalis all day. He’s dodged the drama over his 30 year career and still a driving force. Understands the Texans, east coasters , so cal, nor cal, chi town and heartland of Mi. Is he up river or dgk? Let the critics decide, we can all agree he’s a for the culture skate rat. 


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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2020, 08:33:07 PM »
we practically already have a mixture of both johan stuckey, daryl angel, and jason jesse in office, sooooo maybe priya?

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2020, 09:09:06 PM »
Yaje Popson in which he introduces the country to iowasca
There's plenty of ayahuasca retreats or shamans that have ceremonies in the US. this is nothing new. people been using it for thousands of years.



bam for president.
Uncle Vito Vice President.



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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2020, 10:22:20 PM »
Fuck it Andy Roy

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2020, 11:20:31 PM »
Hosoi back when he partied. Life in America would be like spring break everyday.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2020, 11:54:33 PM »
ISHOD!!! Very even keeled, cool as fuck, can rage with the best of em and still get shit done.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2020, 11:55:57 PM »
definitely not Mikey Taylor

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2020, 12:25:46 AM »
person bus thread

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2020, 02:35:24 AM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2020, 03:43:46 AM »
I don't want a high school dropout with multiple concussions and a drug habit to be President.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2020, 04:15:44 AM »
Not American but if Jim T was your president your country would be alot better.