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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #60 on: July 03, 2020, 01:26:41 PM »


Unfortunately, ya boi was born in Japan.
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #61 on: July 03, 2020, 01:33:05 PM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #63 on: July 03, 2020, 07:43:49 PM »
The correct awnser is lance mountain

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #64 on: July 03, 2020, 08:20:24 PM »
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Ray Barbee / Jim Thiebaud 2020
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I endorse this ticket.

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Jim T president
Lance VP
Barbee as Speaker of the house
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #65 on: July 03, 2020, 09:16:24 PM »
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Unfortunately, ya boi was born in Japan.
Pretty sure to American parents. That makes deems him natural born. George Romney (Mitt Romney's father) was a front runner for the Republican Nomination early in the 1968 primaries but lost to Nixon was born in Mexico. Although, given the likely radical views President Kremer would implement it would probably be challenged at the Supreme Court level.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #66 on: July 03, 2020, 10:21:08 PM »
Sage Elsesser seems to have politics I align with and I think he could be one of those politicians that young people actually care about.
Kenny Anderson could maybe be a modern JFK-like figure
Guys like Lance Mountain and Ray Barbee could probably appeal to a lot of Americans
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #67 on: July 03, 2020, 10:49:28 PM »
jake johnson
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #68 on: July 03, 2020, 10:56:35 PM »
jake johnson
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #69 on: July 05, 2020, 03:03:33 PM »
fred gall or adelmo jr

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #70 on: July 05, 2020, 03:06:13 PM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #71 on: July 05, 2020, 03:34:56 PM »
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Unfortunately, ya boi was born in Japan.
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Pretty sure to American parents. That makes deems him natural born. George Romney (Mitt Romney's father) was a front runner for the Republican Nomination early in the 1968 primaries but lost to Nixon was born in Mexico. Although, given the likely radical views President Kremer would implement it would probably be challenged at the Supreme Court level.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #72 on: July 05, 2020, 03:39:16 PM »
Ocean Howell probably

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #73 on: July 11, 2020, 02:12:23 AM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #74 on: July 11, 2020, 08:33:39 AM »
Warm Up Zone. Let's watch some skateboarding videos.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #75 on: July 11, 2020, 02:03:57 PM »
Whoa. Danger.


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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #77 on: July 11, 2020, 07:32:44 PM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #78 on: July 11, 2020, 07:39:52 PM »
I don't know if I would want him to be president, but I think Jason Jesse would be great on the cabinet or as a more conservative supreme court justice.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #79 on: July 11, 2020, 08:25:03 PM »
Vote Hewitt - Get to it!

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #80 on: July 11, 2020, 11:46:34 PM »
Vote Hewitt - Get to it!

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #81 on: July 12, 2020, 12:22:02 AM »
Ray Barbee.  Whenever Putin tries to pull some shit and back out of an accord, Ray will get him on the phone and yell “No!  Comply!”



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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #82 on: July 12, 2020, 12:43:39 AM »
Dan Rogers or Jeremy Klein of course

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #83 on: July 12, 2020, 02:30:32 AM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #84 on: July 12, 2020, 02:42:09 AM »
Frank Gerwer
who in the hell would vote for Frank over Fred

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #85 on: August 16, 2020, 05:36:52 PM »
Karl Watson but only under the condition that he gets his temper problem under control.
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #86 on: August 16, 2020, 05:42:57 PM »
fred gall. dirts win would be his campaign moto
his vp would be heineken brewery
secretary of state would be jake johnson
treasurer would daewon
ag would be rocco or jeremy fox(or someone similar in cutthroat-ness)
house speaker would be rodney
fauci's job would go to frank gerwer
court jester would be kanye or elon musk

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court jesterS would be kanye, elon musk AND weckingball. the three stooges lives again.
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #87 on: August 16, 2020, 06:04:48 PM »
fred gall. dirts win would be his campaign moto
his vp would be heineken brewery
secretary of state would be jake johnson
treasurer would daewon
ag would be rocco or jeremy fox(or someone similar in cutthroat-ness)
house speaker would be rodney
fauci's job would go to frank gerwer
court jester would be kanye or elon musk

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court jesterS would be kanye, elon musk AND weckingball. the three stooges lives again.

All of these political appointments make sense except for Rodney as House Speaker. Rodney can’t seem to string two sentences together before breaking down and getting overly sentimental and emotional.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #88 on: August 16, 2020, 06:06:00 PM »
Sage Elsesser seems to have politics I align with and I think he could be one of those politicians that young people actually care about.
Kenny Anderson could maybe be a modern JFK-like figure
Guys like Lance Mountain and Ray Barbee could probably appeal to a lot of Americans
Fred Gall 2020
Sooo... we still going w/ Kenny as a modern JFK?!?
That ticket didn’t age too well, eh?
Or, I suppose you could say it was actually semi-prophetic, depending on where you pick up the plot line.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #89 on: August 16, 2020, 06:20:00 PM »
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