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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2020, 01:16:51 PM »
wecks girl > priya

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2020, 01:21:09 PM »
This fool got granny legs. Fuck is going on with his right knee cap?

probably just his muscle. he's all straight to look taller

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2020, 01:23:41 PM »
Does that tattoo below the scythes say "Simp Eternal"? Because that's great.

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2020, 01:23:57 PM »
Taller than him and thicker calves. Anyone know her insta?
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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2020, 01:29:04 PM »
Hes going to be one of those dads that forces his son to fly of 20 stairs when he's 7 years old. Trying to get his son famous because he failed at it. Living out his own dreams though some poor kid.

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2020, 01:34:21 PM »

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2020, 01:36:43 PM »
Good for them. Honestly who cares let them be happy.

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #37 on: July 20, 2020, 01:42:13 PM »
this screams new jersey

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2020, 01:48:25 PM »


I did some math based on Wecks height and judging by the higher placement of his ankle bone and bulging in his shoes there is a reason why he is wearing hi-top blazers in this photo. The video shows 2” lifts and with my math it looks like Weck is running 2” lifts and is still about 2” shorter than her. Lifts often cause knees to bend funny when standing straight because you are basically wearing high heels. Notice the flexing of his calves because he is forced onto his tippy-toes from the lifts. The bulge that should be the ankle bone is actually his heel and the insole is wider than the shoe causing a horizontal bulge in the arch area.
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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2020, 01:55:05 PM »
Imagine you get engaged and find a bunch of nerds on an internet forum gossiping about it, comparing your SO to Cobra Cole and doing math on your calf muscles.

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2020, 02:16:32 PM »
What do you think wecks fetish is? Cock and ball torture?

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2020, 02:18:14 PM »
What do you think wecks fetish is? Cock and ball torture?

he looks like a pegging connoisseur in that photo from OP

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #42 on: July 20, 2020, 02:22:17 PM »
Good for Weck!

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2020, 02:41:07 PM »
this screams new jersey

the ring screams wal-mart

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2020, 02:47:18 PM »
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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #46 on: July 20, 2020, 02:57:59 PM »
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« Reply #47 on: July 20, 2020, 03:32:19 PM »
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So many people have tattoos now that your more punk/unique if you choose to not have any
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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #48 on: July 20, 2020, 03:34:22 PM »
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I agree, Face Tat's make no sense.

So many people have tattoos now that your more punk/unique if you choose to not have any
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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #49 on: July 20, 2020, 04:03:45 PM »
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I will never understand face tats. She would actually be attractive otherwise
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I agree, Face Tat's make no sense.

So many people have tattoos now that your more punk/unique if you choose to not have any
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When I was coming up only hard dudes, military and bikers had tats. Now every emo fuck barista and everyone born after 1990 have them. I'm glad I never got any. Also, great avatar, Jez is the best

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #50 on: July 20, 2020, 04:44:29 PM »

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #51 on: July 20, 2020, 05:05:55 PM »


I did some math based on Wecks height and judging by the higher placement of his ankle bone and bulging in his shoes there is a reason why he is wearing hi-top blazers in this photo. The video shows 2” lifts and with my math it looks like Weck is running 2” lifts and is still about 2” shorter than her. Lifts often cause knees to bend funny when standing straight because you are basically wearing high heels. Notice the flexing of his calves because he is forced onto his tippy-toes from the lifts. The bulge that should be the ankle bone is actually his heel and the insole is wider than the shoe causing a horizontal bulge in the arch area.

I appreciate this forensic level of analysis.

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #52 on: July 20, 2020, 05:21:54 PM »
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I will never understand face tats. She would actually be attractive otherwise
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I agree, Face Tat's make no sense.

So many people have tattoos now that your more punk/unique if you choose to not have any
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When I was coming up only hard dudes, military and bikers had tats. Now every emo fuck barista and everyone born after 1990 have them. I'm glad I never got any. Also, great avatar, Jez is the best
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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #53 on: July 20, 2020, 05:45:25 PM »
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I will never understand face tats. She would actually be attractive otherwise
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I agree, Face Tat's make no sense.

So many people have tattoos now that your more punk/unique if you choose to not have any
[close]


When I was coming up only hard dudes, military and bikers had tats. Now every emo fuck barista and everyone born after 1990 have them. I'm glad I never got any. Also, great avatar, Jez is the best
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only hard dudes
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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #54 on: July 20, 2020, 06:24:16 PM »
I’ll take two lots of damaged goods, thanks

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #55 on: July 20, 2020, 06:46:15 PM »


I did some math based on Wecks height and judging by the higher placement of his ankle bone and bulging in his shoes there is a reason why he is wearing hi-top blazers in this photo. The video shows 2” lifts and with my math it looks like Weck is running 2” lifts and is still about 2” shorter than her. Lifts often cause knees to bend funny when standing straight because you are basically wearing high heels. Notice the flexing of his calves because he is forced onto his tippy-toes from the lifts. The bulge that should be the ankle bone is actually his heel and the insole is wider than the shoe causing a horizontal bulge in the arch area.

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #56 on: July 20, 2020, 07:07:08 PM »
Good for them. Honestly who cares let them be happy.

this.  happy for them.
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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #57 on: July 20, 2020, 07:09:13 PM »
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I agree, Face Tat's make no sense.

So many people have tattoos now that your more punk/unique if you choose to not have any
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When I was coming up only hard dudes, military and bikers had tats. Now every emo fuck barista and everyone born after 1990 have them. I'm glad I never got any. Also, great avatar, Jez is the best

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #58 on: July 20, 2020, 07:13:54 PM »
This fool got granny legs. Fuck is going on with his right knee cap?

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Re: Weck got engaged this weekend.
« Reply #59 on: July 20, 2020, 07:37:21 PM »
Mazel Tov!