What the fuck is this even about
I’ve only seen Barney like that once before and I believe it was during the first inflammatory epoch, we had been riding the quantum perturbations when suddenly things felt strange, I come upon an eggshell, some anomalous zone, lacking the comfy blankie of inflation, that had been keeping us so warm. Sensing the loss of my blankie, Barney becomes primal, and immediately begins converting his infinite mass to energy at a logarithmic rate before I could even take a second to think and call Mother entropy it was too late. Barney is entropy now.... and all the anisotropies surrounding us inflated away at the speed of light, me and Barney still quantum entangled, I could not get away. Barney begins to spit out light elements, flooding us with noise, pushing out all the space we had made for my blankie , things started to feel strange, Barney has created space, filled with stuff, using stuff to create empty nothing, and there was nothing I or mother was ever going to do about it.
We looked into each other’s eyes as he manifested his destiny, all matter became matter, and everything that is going to happen, had already happened again and again as it did when I was remembering making the memory, fear and awe, rising up as one inside of me, in a way that only an animal can feel, we had transcended, we were now a part of the nothing, and I could feel the nothing, I couldn’t stop keeping track, I couldn’t stop processing. We had become the sublime.
And then he turned into a dolphin man.