Just discuss

[Glurmpz]

From the title to the first post to the photoshop to the comments, nothing but gold.

[BL0B]

[Glurmpz]

[Allen.]

He’s turning into Don Johnson

[silhouette]

[GershonSweaty]

I don’t know if I made this up but didn’t Schaaf, call
Him out in some video interview about getting into motorbikes and generally being a poseur ?

[GuessAgain?]

I'm pretty sure this is the fit you wear when trying to triple tailwhip out of a quarter onto the deck all day on your razor scooter.

[radcunt]

That classic Vans topple top

Its funny, I grew up loving Cab and i'm glad he's still around & still ripping but he's one of the few dudes who my opinion of dropped after his Nine Club.  Just seems like a kinda arrogant, a bit of a whinger & is somehow a bit bitter.  And he's a bit of a kook, or just naive as a dude whos just existed in the skate bubble. 

I dunno, who fucken cares.

[ziggy]

all these looks would work if he lost about 40-50 lbs

[HugeBodBoyle]

I'm waiting for him to just Whinnie the Pooh that shit and go t-shirt and no pants.

The half-cabfit.

[fang]

I don’t know if I made this up but didn’t Schaaf, call
Him out in some video interview about getting into motorbikes and generally being a poseur ?

Yes basically

https://sidewalkmag.com/skateboard-news/max-schaaf-interview-assembly-chopper-show-london.html

[winecrab]

He's got a cool humpty dumpty thing going.

[Deputy Wendell]

the clean and comfortable domestic settings in which all of these photos are framed, is exceedingly soothing--i wonder what kind of vacuum Cab uses in his home?

[ok boomer]

You know he uses a Shark, brah

[Deputy Wendell]

You know he uses a Shark, brah

[dr. radishh]

You know he uses a Shark, brah

honestly if i were stuck on a deserted island and i could only bring one thing, i’d bring my Shark® Vacuum Cleaner

[HugeBodBoyle]

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You know he uses a Shark, brah

[close]

honestly if i were stuck on a deserted island and i could only bring one thing, i’d bring my Shark® Vacuum Cleaner

Look, it's a quality vacuum. I back this. I just wish their power cord wasn't an asshole.

[jums]

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I’m in my 40’s so Cab was a hero. That’s why I follow his IG and know this:

He’s got a long distance thing happening with some Canadian woman. She looks younger (not bad younger, just younger than him). I think he’s trying to act hip for his lady. It’s cringey, for sure, but he’s Cab, man. He’s earned a little slack for being too old to holler at chicks properly online.

[close]

1000s of women caught on fire after seeing this Half-Cab Fit

no bro, they got wet from the drip 

[Christmas Complete]

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I’m in my 40’s so Cab was a hero. That’s why I follow his IG and know this:

He’s got a long distance thing happening with some Canadian woman. She looks younger (not bad younger, just younger than him). I think he’s trying to act hip for his lady. It’s cringey, for sure, but he’s Cab, man. He’s earned a little slack for being too old to holler at chicks properly online.

[close]

1000s of women caught on fire after seeing this Half-Cab Fit

[close]

no bro, they got wet from the drip 

[Francis Xavier]

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I’m in my 40’s so Cab was a hero. That’s why I follow his IG and know this:

He’s got a long distance thing happening with some Canadian woman. She looks younger (not bad younger, just younger than him). I think he’s trying to act hip for his lady. It’s cringey, for sure, but he’s Cab, man. He’s earned a little slack for being too old to holler at chicks properly online.

[close]

1000s of women caught on fire after seeing this Half-Cab Fit

[close]

no bro, they got wet from the drip 

[close]

Tsunami Cab Drip

[Pete]

too good


free max b

[Alois Hitler Jr.]

[thefriscokid]

That classic Vans topple top

Its funny, I grew up loving Cab and i'm glad he's still around & still ripping but he's one of the few dudes who my opinion of dropped after his Nine Club.  Just seems like a kinda arrogant, a bit of a whinger & is somehow a bit bitter.  And he's a bit of a kook, or just naive as a dude whos just existed in the skate bubble. 

I dunno, who fucken cares.

Fuck I had that same reaction with Hosoi, not sure if I can stand to break my idolatry of Cab.. just curious whatd he say that was bitter? Was he mad he didnt get as much attention as Hawk?

[lk130]

Anyone keen on what this could actually be worth?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/163853629738

[bbk]

I actually thought this was a 'shop, and I laughed. Realizing it is real has left me very confused.

[smokecrack]

Here's the latest Drip Update™

I also just wanted an excuse to post this:

[Shifty Flip]

Does he go to the same barber as Manny?  A beanie is supposed to keep your hair out of your eyes, not hold it in them.

[Francis Xavier]

This is going to be fun once I get it a lot cleaner and with 11 Cabs

[BoxStuffer]

I’m in my 40’s so Cab was a hero. That’s why I follow his IG and know this:

He’s got a long distance thing happening with some Canadian woman. She looks younger (not bad younger, just younger than him). I think he’s trying to act hip for his lady. It’s cringey, for sure, but he’s Cab, man. He’s earned a little slack for being too old to holler at chicks properly online.

[Highonangeldust]

I dm’d him this shitty ass meme I made.Wish I was more clever. Figured if I was gonna make fun of him I should send it to him like a man.