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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2022, 02:17:52 PM »
I always have a setup in the trunk, but I'm not taking it out to stand in line for ice cream with a lady. Dang, its worth a try though. Maybe then I’ll get a text back after the date.

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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2022, 05:05:19 PM »
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If you go on a date, do you take your skateboard? Avoid taking your skateboard?
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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2022, 06:42:06 PM »
But when do I show her my sword and Gundam figurine collections?
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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2022, 06:53:29 PM »
depends how much she's into you. if you're just trying to get to know her, probably don't actively bring it around because you' could get distracted. but just subtly show it off or put it in a conversation that you do in fact have a hobby.
if you've been around and already have established that you like each other, then for sure. you can skate intermittently and talk to her. she can be so lucky as to observe your awesome shredding. win/win. also try to get her into skating too
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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2022, 07:08:58 PM »
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If you go on a date, do you take your skateboard? Avoid taking your skateboard?
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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2022, 07:42:02 PM »
I wouldn’t skate to a date myself. I feel weird bringing my board with me to places where my life unfolds. Work is another one for example. Or the doctors office. I’ll cruise to the store or something like that.

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Re: Skateboards on Dates
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2022, 08:07:28 PM »
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If you go on a date, do you take your skateboard? Avoid taking your skateboard?
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Wrong thread:

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=47336.0
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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2022, 03:57:15 AM »
if you're just trying to get to know her, probably don't actively bring it around because you' could get distracted.

"so babe what do you like to do in your spare ti-ohh shit look at that bench! sorry i gotta go check this out one sec"
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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2022, 05:04:15 PM »
bring your skateboard and don't wear shoes.
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Re: Skateboards on Dates
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2022, 08:29:20 PM »
Missed thread title opportunity: Skates on Dates would have sounded cooler.

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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #40 on: August 16, 2022, 09:22:59 PM »
The only way I see this working is if you’re Breckin Meyer in Clueless

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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2022, 10:50:22 AM »
Do you think somewhere, on some model train enthusiast forum, there's a guy asking "should I bring my scale model of the 1950 Wabash Cannonball locomotive to my first dinner date with a young lady? I mean, maybe it'll make her wet? If she can't handle my hobbies she's not worth my time anyways, right?"

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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2022, 12:08:11 AM »
No, but I bring photos of my train set.

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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2022, 12:24:43 AM »
Do you think somewhere, on some model train enthusiast forum, there's a guy asking "should I bring my scale model of the 1950 Wabash Cannonball locomotive to my first dinner date with a young lady? I mean, maybe it'll make her wet? If she can't handle my hobbies she's not worth my time anyways, right?"
Oh I hope so.

Wait, you posted that on a model train enthusiast forum didn't you? You're not being hypothetical.

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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2022, 02:42:50 AM »
The only way I see this working is if you’re Breckin Meyer in Clueless

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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2022, 07:50:06 AM »
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The only way I see this working is if you’re Breckin Meyer in Clueless
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You also need to sit like this too


I said Breckin Meyer from Clueless, not someone who skates for Frog!

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Re: Skates on Dates
« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2022, 07:10:26 PM »
Do you think somewhere, on some model train enthusiast forum, there's a guy asking "should I bring my scale model of the 1950 Wabash Cannonball locomotive to my first dinner date with a young lady? I mean, maybe it'll make her wet? If she can't handle my hobbies she's not worth my time anyways, right?"

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Venture Truck Height:

5.0 & 5.2 LO
STANDARD - 1.88” - 47.75mm
FORGED - 1.85”- 46.99mm

5.0 ,5.2, 5.6, 5.8 & 6.1 HI
STANDARD - 2.09” - 53.09mm
FORGED - 2.04” - 51.82m