So many great ideas in this thread!
Here is what works for me:
Use of additional washers to keep the nuts flush on the axles.
Periodically cleaning bearing with acetone in the bones bearings cleaner contraption.
Not popping off the shields of bearings.
Super glue on laces/high wear areas.
Skating switch
Purchasing wheels 1-2 millimeters above what your ideal preference is.
Rotating wheels periodically.
No rage focusing. So you cracked your tail somewhat. You can still switch manual, nose manual, nollie nose manual, etc.
Perhaps this is most important, know that karma is real. If you see a young kid with a REALLY shit setup, do what you can to help them out.
As an aside El Fapinator, those toes are long as hell. There must be a niche fetish for long toes, I wouldn't be surprised if you could make some serious coin on obscure fetish sites.