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Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« on: August 13, 2020, 09:39:16 PM »


Ride in hell Phelps you played out kook who monopolized skate mags. Skateboarding is filled with nothing but old heads that won't pass the torch until they croak. Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen's fatass, Mark Gonzalez's incoherent ramblings. If it's not old skaters sucking each other off it's the young-ins getting ready to blow the old pros literally , considering all of the sexual assault allegations. Skateboarding takes itself way to seriously and I think a new movement should be started to whipe the slate clean of all these has-beens, incels, rapists, racists, supreme hypebeasts, and the fascists policing all trends and everything skate culture

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2020, 09:41:09 PM »
Band together make skateboarding illegal again

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2020, 06:06:51 AM »


Ride in hellHELLRIDE Phelps you played out kook who monopolized skate mags. Skateboarding is filled with nothing but old heads that won't pass the torch until they croak. Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen's fatass, Mark Gonzalez's incoherent ramblings. If it's not old skaters sucking each other off it's the young-ins getting ready to blow the old pros literally , considering all of the sexual assault allegations. Skateboarding takes itself way to seriously and I think a new movement should be started to whipe the slate clean of all these has-beens, incels, rapists, racists, supreme hypebeasts, and the fascists policing all trends and everything skate culture

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2020, 06:14:57 AM »
Cool cool but what torch does Andy Roy hold and can it be sanitized before passing?


Putting eyeshadow on and shaving your armpits before a pickup game is psychological warfare.

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2020, 06:21:52 AM »
You have incredible graphic design skills.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
FTW

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2020, 06:32:58 AM »
you guys ever have those shits where it's like normal at first but then halfway through a huge pile of diarrhea just kinda splats out of your ass hole

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2020, 06:37:29 AM »
Are you trying to say there is an institutional system in place to make upcoming skaters act as child sex slaves to the powerful skateboarding elite?

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2020, 06:40:36 AM »
you guys ever have those shits where it's like normal at first but then halfway through a huge pile of diarrhea just kinda splats out of your ass hole

Yeah man. Itís a literal reflection of your prior days diet. Itís brutal.


Putting eyeshadow on and shaving your armpits before a pickup game is psychological warfare.

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2020, 06:49:08 AM »
every day i start a new movement to wipe my dang ass

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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2020, 06:50:09 AM »
You have incredible graphic design skills.

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2020, 07:02:18 AM »
You guys got any good fart recipes?

double brie, quince paste, Italian sausage you know with one with the fennel seeds
Wings with blue cheese dip and beers

On a still night you can almost see the fart shimmer in the air

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2020, 07:10:28 AM »
Couldnít read but Iím happy for you or sorry that happened.

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2020, 07:18:52 AM »
every day i start a new movement to wipe whipe my dang ass

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2020, 07:21:14 AM »


Ride in hell Phelps you played out kook who monopolized skate mags. Skateboarding is filled with nothing but old heads that won't pass the torch until they croak. Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen's fatass, Mark Gonzalez's incoherent ramblings. If it's not old skaters sucking each other off it's the young-ins getting ready to blow the old pros literally , considering all of the sexual assault allegations. Skateboarding takes itself way to seriously and I think a new movement should be started to whipe the slate clean of all these has-beens, incels, rapists, racists, supreme hypebeasts, and the fascists policing all trends and everything skate culture
Should we all look to you for guidance? The Name-calling and homophobic route you're taking might be a better path for young skaters to follow. Thank you for paving this new road.

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« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2020, 07:40:34 AM »
I think the first step is to stop worshiping GG Allin, but thats just me
It's only your local kook jock surfers who rag on bodyboarders, everyone else knows they charge.

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2020, 07:46:20 AM »
Welcome to slap, Markovich. Good luck with the brand.

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2020, 07:49:34 AM »
I think the first step is to stop worshiping GG Allin, but thats just me

Everyone should worship GG Allin he died for our sins you know
Shalom

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2020, 07:56:36 AM »
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I think the first step is to stop worshiping GG Allin, but thats just me
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Everyone should worship GG Allin he died for our sins you know

Nah he actually died cause he did too much heroin, he didnt give a shit about you or your sins
It's only your local kook jock surfers who rag on bodyboarders, everyone else knows they charge.


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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2020, 08:06:39 AM »
Goddamn, go outside and skate.
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Never drive a car when you're dead.

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« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2020, 08:28:46 AM »
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every day i start a new movement to wipe whipe my dang ass
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ah crap

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2020, 08:32:14 AM »
Eric Dressen might have a few extra pounds on him but at least he can actually push and skates faster than anyone you support with your shitty ms paint logo t shirt brand.

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2020, 08:35:30 AM »
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you guys ever have those shits where it's like normal at first but then halfway through a huge pile of diarrhea just kinda splats out of your ass hole
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Yeah man. Itís a literal reflection of your prior days diet. Itís brutal.

This reminds me of a bad decision I made this past Thursday

TaCo BeLL

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2020, 08:36:28 AM »
You should add a dude named Jason Jessee to your team.

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2020, 09:41:51 AM »


this lit the fuse that blowed up art

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2020, 10:10:34 AM »
Is this the same kooky person who has all of those Insta accounts talking posthumous shit about Phelps and Hubbard? The incoherent presentation seems similar.

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2020, 10:30:22 AM »


Ride in hell Phelps you played out kook who monopolized skate mags. Skateboarding is filled with nothing but old heads that won't pass the torch until they croak. Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen's fatass, Mark Gonzalez's incoherent ramblings. If it's not old skaters sucking each other off it's the young-ins getting ready to blow the old pros literally , considering all of the sexual assault allegations. Skateboarding takes itself way to seriously and I think a new movement should be started to whipe the slate clean of all these has-beens, incels, rapists, racists, supreme hypebeasts, and the fascists policing all trends and everything skate culture


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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2020, 10:53:23 AM »
Oh yeah,  Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen are running this shit.
I too like drugs and incoherent ramblings..

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2020, 03:36:48 PM »
MS paint skills on point

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Re: Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2020, 04:13:24 PM »
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you guys ever have those shits where it's like normal at first but then halfway through a huge pile of diarrhea just kinda splats out of your ass hole
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Yeah man. Itís a literal reflection of your prior days diet. Itís brutal.

This made me feel remarkably less alone in the universe. Shalom.