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Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« on: September 12, 2020, 12:46:18 AM »
I just remembered that i once ditched out of the chance to have sex with a super hot girl back when i was around 15/16 years old and  really into punk and alternative. I even made her a mixtape she liked but soon after in a conversation about music taste while in bed she told me she is into hiphop and that her favourite track is infomer by snow.
and i just couldnīt take it.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2020, 12:55:20 AM »
She said stop

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2020, 01:02:45 AM »
Sif you wouldnít tongue punch her gnar button while listening to Snow

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2020, 01:29:29 AM »
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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2020, 02:24:50 AM »
Haha lots best one I can think of was her name. It was a while ago

Edit Iím a moron we defz banged I remember it but I didnít date her cause of her name

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2020, 02:45:31 AM »
I just remembered that i once ditched out of the chance to have sex with a super hot girl back when i was around 15/16 years old and  really into punk and indie. I even made her a mixtape she liked but soon after in a conversation about music taste while in bed she told me she is into hiphop and that her favourite track is infomer by snow.
and i just couldnīt take it.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2020, 03:20:30 AM »
Saving myself for Jesus.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2020, 05:55:57 AM »
So many to choose from.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2020, 06:39:43 AM »
I've never not fucked, even when I really didn't want to.

Thinking about it, I may have been raped?

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2020, 06:44:18 AM »
Got scared.
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2020, 09:06:58 AM »
I was hungover and late to work so I went in late instead of having a three way. I just remember standing all day thinking wtf did I just do.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2020, 09:36:09 AM »
Happened multiple times but I would always be sober and my girlfriend at the time would get completely smashed drunk. Kept begging me to fuck her but I would always say no because that shit is just sleazy and weird to do. Not saying it's stupid on my part, just the whole situation was stupid lol.
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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2020, 09:41:58 AM »
Not sure if it's stupid on my end but once was on my way to hook up with a girl who happened to be in the same town I was in for the night. She decided to drop some acid right before I showed up. Keep in mind we had been talking for a few weeks already and knew we'd both be in San Diego at the same time, just for that night. I show up and she's tripping, I mean TRIPPING. I wasn't sure what was happening, just thought she was playing around with me. She started yelling at some plants, then got in the van (tour van), started taking her clothes off and begging me to get her pregnant. Yeah, I had to go. I put her clothes back on and tried to walk her back to her friends apartment. She ran away and kept yelling at the plants and kept rolling, literally rolling in the middle of the street. There was a block full of camping tents were homeless? transients? stay and she straight up flipped one over. The dude looked so bummed. I had enough and basically carried her to her friend's apartment. Split as soon as I could. My band found her panties and some weed in the back seat the morning after.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2020, 09:58:46 AM »
I just remembered that i once ditched out of the chance to have sex with a super hot girl back when i was around 15/16 years old and  really into punk and indie. I even made her a mixtape she liked but soon after in a conversation about music taste while in bed she told me she is into hiphop and that her favourite track is infomer by snow.
and i just couldnīt take it.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2020, 01:43:23 PM »
45 minutes in, I couldn't watch another second of DiCaprio's The Beach, so I left the room.
Heard her laugh or some other sound of enjoyment and I asked her to leave.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2020, 05:18:57 PM »
Iím gonna fuck this bitch, Iíll fuck this bitch, Iíll fuck anything that moves!




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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2020, 05:25:54 PM »
I think I wrote this in a different thread, but whatever.

In my late teens, if I had a big skate day coming up, I would fake an orgasm with my girlfriend so that my legs wouldn't be jello the next day.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2020, 05:31:10 PM »
not having sex with a girl for listening to rap music goes beyond the parameters of stupid

i don't know what its like to decline sex with a girl who wants to fuck me, i've walked into situations where i regretted what i was about to do before i did it and i still couldn't stop myself

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2020, 02:44:11 AM »
Drugs over pussy. Always.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2020, 03:43:02 AM »
" I want to go home and clean my room "..

I was serious. In a bad state of mind and depressed about my laziness and how it affected my environment.

Im hindsight it's pretty funny, and ended up having sex another time anyway.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2020, 04:27:02 AM »
Drugs over pussy. Always.
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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2020, 09:56:16 AM »
Not me but a good friend of mine starting hitting the gym regularly to bulk up (we are tiny Asians). He managed to pull a girl from uni who was into him when they were at the bar. She tried to pull him into the toilet and ride on him but stopped her 2 minutes in because he had worked out his legs the day before and couldn't handle her weight.
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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2020, 10:31:19 AM »
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Ben K Iím fucking beating they ass! Iím not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Fat Bill and them.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2020, 11:03:05 AM »
Went skating instead.
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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2020, 11:33:58 AM »
There was a time in high school: my gf at the time, who I never had sex with, was at my house & repeatedly making first moves on me(kissing, etc.). I didnít let it get to sex obliviously thinking that it was off the cards and she ended up giving up after awhile of that and we just ended up hanging out. She later mentioned via text that she wanted to fuck the shit out of me that day. We broke up like a month later but I always cringe hard at the thought of that day every once in awhile.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2020, 01:35:01 PM »
Happened to me twice with two different girls. But both wanted to hook up after having drinks with them but both had boyfriends. It was spurt of the moment stuff but just didnít feel right at the time. I think about it all the time and regret it but mostly cause those girls broke up with their boyfriends shortly after anyways.
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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2020, 05:45:26 PM »
whisky dick is among the stupidest... also in highschool i broke up with my girl in the hallway and when she broke down and asked me why- i couldnt think of anything. told her i didnt like her shoes.... they were pink court graffiks... at least i didnt lie... still a pretty stupid reason to stop getting laid as a tender young teen.
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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2020, 06:01:44 PM »
whisky dick is among the stupidest... also in highschool i broke up with my girl in the hallway and when she broke down and asked me why- i couldnt think of anything. told her i didnt like her shoes.... they were pink court graffiks... at least i didnt lie... still a pretty stupid reason to stop getting laid as a tender young teen.

The one that got away, huh? She was the one bro, go after her. Go find your true love.

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Re: Your most stupid reason to NOT have sex with someone
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2020, 07:18:24 PM »
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whisky dick is among the stupidest... also in highschool i broke up with my girl in the hallway and when she broke down and asked me why- i couldnt think of anything. told her i didnt like her shoes.... they were pink court graffiks... at least i didnt lie... still a pretty stupid reason to stop getting laid as a tender young teen.
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