Is Evan Hernandez a drug dealer?

[matty_c]

Im ok with most of the flexes here but that is mad weird if the helicopter never took of that’s like the grown up version of those coin op planes in shopping centres haha

[jakeumms]

Titsweat on my polo tee

[gonzSOI]

probably

[figureitout]

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This is the calf muscle to waistline ratio of a man who stopped skating a long time ago

https://youtu.be/j904dWauqp4?t=30

[hamburgler]

he probably just bought a house in 2011 and had a lot of equity in it and sold it and was on his way to the bank to put it in a ROTH IRA

[Yonnycage]

As Big L once said:

‘Lotta cats be frontin’, mad singles with a fitty on top’.

Dude’s a clown. There’s a million kids tryna prove something with jewelry and daddy money out here. Nobody thinks you’re cool if you do that shit you look insecure as fuck.

[sus]

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Never seen someone show off their bling and how much food they eat, how does he earn so much money doing nothing? Do jeweller’s even make that much paper?

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He's poor as fuck. Just doesn't know it yet.

this is the type of post only a young white kid selling percs in LA would make #gang

[fang]

Why is he pretending to go for a helicopter ride?

[RoaryMcTwang]

Now wait a minute, THAT’S Evan Hernandez?

[Szechuan]

Now wait a minute, THAT’S Evan Hernandez?

Look what Young Money do.

[Mouth]

He could really do with a bank account.

[rawr1922]

He could really do with a bank account.

 
He has bad credit, can't open one. That's why he carries all that cash

[bigdave]

All he had to do to make this video is cash out re-fi his house with the record low-interest rates and pull out some dough to pay the guy putting the roof on w/ cash.

[ok boomer]

He looks ridiculous and I'm loving every minute of it

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He could really do with a bank account.

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He has bad credit, can't open one. That's why he carries all that cash

You don't need credit to open a savings account.  If you have money, you can open any type of investment account as long as you're not trying to borrow money. 

I have no idea why someone would carry around that amount of money unless you are flipping it over daily.  I live in a big US city and would be a little sketched out walking around with that money and showey jewelery. 

Obviously depending on the, "Industry."  I usually get $60 out of the ATM.  It lasts me a few weeks.  I use my cash rewards Visa for almost everything and just pay it off every month.  Evan needs a financial advisor. 

I also do not get men's jewlery, but to each their own.  I've never had pierced ears, rings, or a chain.  I often do not wear a watch.  Then, I am not a rapper or a drug dealer. 

[Cool Ceith]

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He looks ridiculous and I'm loving every minute of it

Man, TFW those TWS In Bloom royalties start kicking in 

[IanBZHD]

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He could really do with a bank account.

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He has bad credit, can't open one. That's why he carries all that cash

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You don't need credit to open a savings account.  If you have money, you can open any type of investment account as long as you're not trying to borrow money. 

I have no idea why someone would carry around that amount of money unless you are flipping it over daily.  I live in a big US city and would be a little sketched out walking around with that money and showey jewelery. 

Obviously depending on the, "Industry."  I usually get $60 out of the ATM.  It lasts me a few weeks.  I use my cash rewards Visa for almost everything and just pay it off every month.  Evan needs a financial advisor. 

I also do not get men's jewlery, but to each their own.  I've never had pierced ears, rings, or a chain.  I often do not wear a watch.  Then, I am not a rapper or a drug dealer.

The problem is that they carry that cash like they wear a watch or chain, it's an accessory.

If I was ballin, I would just take a picture holding my phone with the Chase Bank app open with my balance showing.
That way you can't be frontin', because half these people got a stack of 1's with a 100 on top.

Also, a security guard once showed me he had a whole wallet full of counterfeit 100's just to flex when people would see him opening his wallet. When I looked at him in disbelief, he said a lot of people do it just to flex and it's "just a thing".
Really couldn't wrap my head around wanting to look like a robbery target, but it's all fake.

[Deputy Wendell]

Never seen someone show off their bling and how much food they eat, how does he earn so much money doing nothing? Do jeweller’s even make that much paper?

i can hardly calculate what i'm watching...what a fucking boob...

...most importantly, it's so hard to watch him handle that pistol with his finger on the trigger over and over again, i mean, is someone filming him? if so, for fuck's sake, how many times can you sweep someone with your gun and with your finger on the trigger?

time to review what he learned in his CPL class...oh shit, then again, CPLs aren't very gangster...

[behavioralguide]

lets just say hes not not

[jakeumms]

Damn holding this gun and all these stacks is making it tough for me to take a sip of my 44oz soda

[Sleazy]

Money posers are the worst

[YungJugg]

The real douche move here is his sub 9% tip at Ruth Chris. Thought you was the man homie!

[Szechuan]

The real douche move here is his sub 9% tip at Ruth Chris. Thought you was the man homie!

The percentage was right there too. Fuckin fool.

[nocomply900]

Damn holding this gun and all these stacks is making it tough for me to take a sip of my 44oz soda

Hahaha - but really wtf is this guy doing...?

[Allen.]

Dick move tipping like that, especially during a pandemic.

Can’t wait for the page 4 & 5 discussion on wages and how no one should tip / how other countries don’t tip due to a decent hourly wage.

[Mouth]

His receipt game is weak.

A few years back, some smug finance types here in Singapore shared a pic of their dinner receipt over whatsapp and it went viral.

It was in the region of 230k.

Similar thing happened in London 10 years ago, when some bankers celebrated their bonuses with a six figure lunch.

When word got out, they were all fired.

[ndsr]

I’m having Serious second thoughts on hiring Evan to take care of my 401k

[Lowcalcium]

Nooooooooo Of Course he's not. He made all of dat Chedar from his "In Bloom" part and he's just cashing those Transworld checks now.

That's why Transworld went under... Evan decided it was time to bask in da paper

[Coolguy69]

[hateboard]

Nooooooooo Of Course he's not. He made all of dat Chedar from his "In Bloom" part and he's just cashing those Transworld checks now.

That's why Transworld went under... Evan decided it was time to bask in da paper

Wasnt he like a part owner of Krew or something? If memory serves he was making business power moves super young. Might explain his arrested mental development. One thing is for certain, if hes flexing that hard his money is drying up.