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Technique

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is your penis curved
« on: September 16, 2020, 08:37:29 AM »
If yes, how much, in what direction, etc. but most importantly, why?
I beat off too much with my right hand as a child so now itís permanently curved to the left and up a bit. Doesnít really affect performance, but is a little bit annoying at least visually.

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2020, 09:00:27 AM »
It's not curved but it's slightly twisted to the right for the same reason - beating off too much with my right hand when I was young.

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2020, 09:02:28 AM »
Yes. It points upward and has a bit of a curve in the middle. Something like this, although the drawn curve is more exaggerated than IRL:



IDK why. Probably from always angling it toward my belly when cranking one out. The one, maybe two, times I've had sex it didn't seem to matter.

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2020, 09:29:17 AM »
My dick is about 6,2/10.

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2020, 09:44:09 AM »

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2020, 01:22:46 PM »
my hand-eye coordination is flawless therefor my penis is perfect

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2020, 01:37:40 PM »

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2020, 01:46:53 PM »
Mine spirals inward like a cinnamon roll????
This thread makes me feel like I just came across two Juggalos fucking in an alley.

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2020, 08:00:51 PM »
damn you guys are lucky i've got a sweaty little twisted up pretzel down there
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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2020, 09:25:58 PM »
Being 6í2Ē Iíve been blessed with an 8.5Ē from my bush to tip that curves slightly to the left. Ladies havenít complained yet only when I slip it in the butt.

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2020, 09:43:29 PM »
Iím really hoping this thread is the genesis of a whole series of ďIs Your Penis ______?Ē threads.
Think of the possibilities... thereís veiny, fluffy, infected, experienced, toothed, a vagina, what-have-you.
A person can dream, canít they.  ;)


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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2020, 11:00:50 PM »
Personally no, but my best friend in junior high let me and my buddies know he had a curved upward penis, so we called him Tommy Kurver after a hockey player. He put a question in the free for all non judgement box in sex ed class asking if that was normal and indeed our teacher said it was.


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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2020, 11:15:08 PM »
Iím really hoping this thread is the genesis of a whole series of ďIs Your Penis ______?Ē threads.
Think of the possibilities... thereís veiny, fluffy, infected, experienced, toothed, a vagina, what-have-you.
A person can dream, canít they.  ;)

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2020, 01:23:35 AM »
Mine spirals inward like a cinnamon roll????

I am in the same club, but have a strong preference to refer to mine as being curly like a Pug tail.
I like my women the same way I like my personified cups of coffee...black...strong...and proud.

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2020, 02:13:08 AM »
my dick is too small to be curved but it is super wide, doe. looks just like a hockey puck except its not black.#quarterinchkiller

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2020, 09:38:56 AM »
Being 6í2Ē Iíve been blessed with an 8.5Ē from my bush to tip that curves slightly to the left. Ladies havenít complained yet only when I slip it in the butt.

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2020, 10:10:35 AM »
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Being 6í2Ē Iíve been blessed with an 8.5Ē from my bush to tip that curves slightly to the left. Ladies havenít complained yet only when I slip it in the butt.
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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2020, 10:14:06 AM »
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Being 6í2Ē Iíve been blessed with an 8.5Ē from my bush to tip that curves slightly to the left. Ladies havenít complained yet only when I slip it in the butt.
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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2020, 10:18:37 AM »
#penispositivity

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2020, 11:37:22 AM »
Bent like Ray J

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2020, 12:11:37 PM »
No bend here..which is surprising because of the years of abuse it has endured.
It's my dick and my soap, and I will wash it as fast as I want.

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2020, 05:19:56 PM »
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Being 6í2Ē Iíve been blessed with an 8.5Ē from my bush to tip that curves slightly to the left. Ladies havenít complained yet only when I slip it in the butt.
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Not going to happen chief

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2020, 07:46:51 PM »
No curves, just really small with one prominent vein.

Also, there was already a thread about hairy shafts before. Someone was rocking the wookee dick.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: is your penis curved
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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2020, 09:31:00 PM »
No curves, just really small with one prominent vein.

Also, there was already a thread about hairy shafts before. Someone was rocking the wookee dick.
My ex's have called mine the one eyed wookie.... Hairy like a Jew and big like some of their noses.

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2020, 10:00:50 PM »
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No curves, just really small with one prominent vein.

Also, there was already a thread about hairy shafts before. Someone was rocking the wookee dick.
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My ex's have called mine the one eyed wookie.... Hairy like a Jew and big like some of their noses.

your name says it all. my first and second ex called me the "one-pump-chump" and "quarter inch killer" respectively. since then i have upgraded to masturbating in my parents bathroom whilst crying and being constantly reminded that im 30 years old and unemployed..... i guess you could say that im chaz michael michaels, and that im living the dream. the only problem is that i broke my ankle so i cant skate anymore.

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2020, 09:21:02 AM »
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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2020, 11:16:57 AM »
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No curves, just really small with one prominent vein.

Also, there was already a thread about hairy shafts before. Someone was rocking the wookee dick.
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My ex's have called mine the one eyed wookie.... Hairy like a Jew and big like some of their noses.
[close]

your name says it all. my first and second ex called me the "one-pump-chump" and "quarter inch killer" respectively. since then i have upgraded to masturbating in my parents bathroom whilst crying and being constantly reminded that im 30 years old and unemployed..... i guess you could say that im chaz michael michaels, and that im living the dream. the only problem is that i broke my ankle so i cant skate anymore.

Damn feels, bro...

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2020, 11:26:38 AM »
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Iím really hoping this thread is the genesis of a whole series of ďIs Your Penis ______?Ē threads.
Think of the possibilities... thereís veiny, fluffy, infected, experienced, toothed, a vagina, what-have-you.
A person can dream, canít they.  ;)
[close]

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Re: is your penis curved
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2020, 01:59:12 PM »
Mines not.

Does anyone remember an interview like 2013ish where Caswell Berry talks about curved penises and he said the medical term is "ark-a-dong"? I could never find any info on it and I feel like maybe it was a dream.
Anyone remember tech deck dudes?