is your penis curved

[layzieyez]

No, but one time after I had sex with my first wife one time, we were both looking at my spent penis when we noticed my balls. My balls were moving around slowly like a lava as my scrotum were shifting them around for optimal sperm production temperature. We were fascinated for a good minute of this. Might be one of my favorite memories of my first marriage.

[Deputy Wendell]

no...

...perfect symmetry.

while i was just typing that, i realized that was very Dennis Reynolds sounding--like this?

[Brguy]

Yes, to the left. I'd never trust a man with a straight penis and neither should you. Also, there's surgery to make it straight, but it takes a bit of size, I personally kinda need that, so I wouldn't do it anyway.

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

A little bit to the left but it straightens out during sex weirdly...

This one kid at my highschool sent a dick pic to this chick and it went all over the school. This dude had a deep left field curve. My brothers friends made a myspace account for it and did a bunch of MS Paint stuff to the photo. They had one that made it look like a “No Left Turns” sign and another that said “To the Left, To the Left!” which I think was the chorus to some pop song.

Highschoolers are fuckin evil man.

[theresnothinghere]

My dick is so curved that it's a vagina

[Frank]

i'm not fucking euclid, lol.

[fakie butt drop]

Yes, to the left. I'd never trust a man with a straight penis and neither should you.

Curvy penis club.

[bigdave]

Im on this team.

[LordManHammer]

15-16 I was on a swim team I'm still pretty good with diving and flips but with being tall and well endowed speedos are shit and when I get nervous or have anxiety I still get a chub but when I was a kid it was a rager like either flip it in my waist band or boxers and tuck it. So I'm doing a diving competition and I'm doing a reverse double tuck off the high board I execute it flawlessly but had a wardrobe malfuction kinda like in Bruno with the floppy dong well everyone saw it and it gained me some ladies attention but dudes were calling me donkey dick F----t so it wasn't too bad just hurtful sometimes