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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #210 on: September 22, 2020, 05:29:34 PM »
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it is funny to watch Slap spend pages entertaining SlapRhaters' arbitrary list of compulsory skate moves, when we all know that the only TRUE "skateboarders" are those of us who can roll in on vert...

confirmed fact
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Phelps just take a chill pill for a second. Just because someone can't roll into the Widowmaker doesn't mean the universe will collaspe and colours won't exist anymore.

hah, you got me son

and continuing on with the fascinating conversation above regarding blindside craze, i offer exhibit #2 via one Peter Hewitt



or maybe, just another excuse to bring a little more Peter Hewitt into everybody's lives...you're welcome

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #211 on: September 22, 2020, 05:34:26 PM »
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it is funny to watch Slap spend pages entertaining SlapRhaters' arbitrary list of compulsory skate moves, when we all know that the only TRUE "skateboarders" are those of us who can roll in on vert...

confirmed fact
[close]

Phelps just take a chill pill for a second. Just because someone can't roll into the Widowmaker doesn't mean the universe will collaspe and colours won't exist anymore.
[close]

hah, you got me son

and continuing on with the fascinating conversation above regarding blindside craze, i offer exhibit #2 via one Peter Hewitt



or maybe, just another excuse to bring a little more Peter Hewitt into everybody's lives...you're welcome
Thank you for that; always welcome ‘round here.

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #212 on: September 22, 2020, 08:54:45 PM »
That one guy is engaging in credentialism. By his logic, someone who hasn't directed a movie can't criticize a movie. Every critique Roger Ebert wrote is meaningless.

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #213 on: September 24, 2020, 12:02:25 PM »
When someone doesn't try so hard to be a skateboarder

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #214 on: September 24, 2020, 06:51:52 PM »
When you snake Tony Alva in a back yard pool session, then tell him to beat it kook

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #215 on: September 26, 2020, 06:33:56 PM »
this whole thread is a zumiez ad aye
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #216 on: September 26, 2020, 06:41:46 PM »
When you can cure cancer just with a push
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #217 on: September 27, 2020, 04:17:00 AM »
 Lance Mountain quote

“Skateboarding doesn’t make you a skateboarder: not being able to stop skateboarding makes you a skateboarder.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfRnNB7nlU9/

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #218 on: January 11, 2021, 11:57:10 AM »
u have to switch mongo and not give a fuck
keep it switch mongo...

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #219 on: January 11, 2021, 01:10:50 PM »
just read all the pages of this thread for the first time.
that was hella entertaining ^^

@glurmpz , that was a dope video. 
flatbar backlips or not I enjoyed that.

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #220 on: January 11, 2021, 01:20:58 PM »
Being a skateboarders like being an artist, it's subjective no-one can decide who is and who isn't an artist. People can decide if your good artist or a good skateboarder however. Hope this answers your question
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #221 on: January 12, 2021, 06:28:24 AM »
I consider someone a skater, when a skate video gives them the same reaction as a porn vid, and they get a physical raging hardon or wet pussy when watching someone kickflipping a 14+ stair set.

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #222 on: January 12, 2021, 06:37:05 AM »
Tried to be a skateboarder all my life, turns out I am just a nerd who skateboards
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #223 on: January 12, 2021, 09:34:58 AM »
Tried to be a skateboarder all my life, turns out I am just a nerd who skateboards

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #224 on: January 12, 2021, 09:38:00 AM »
scuffs on both shoes from ollies, kickflips

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #225 on: January 12, 2021, 12:00:22 PM »
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #226 on: January 12, 2021, 01:17:39 PM »
when you can rock fakie then fakie tail stall back and forth

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #227 on: January 13, 2021, 03:48:07 PM »
When all you can think about/care about  is skateboarding. You know it when you become it and you can see it in others. "When the  bug bit them", so to speak.
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #228 on: January 13, 2021, 04:23:54 PM »
the first time you go up the curb

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #229 on: January 13, 2021, 04:31:28 PM »
Duh. It’s the first time you get in a fight with a jock from your school because he called you a skater f—. That’s why dudes that start as adults will never count.

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #230 on: January 13, 2021, 04:37:17 PM »
Duh. It’s the first time you get in a fight with a jock from your school because he called you a skater f—. That’s why dudes that start as adults will never count.

This is truer than many might like to admit, but only for skaters of a certain age. Nowadays plenty of jocks are decent skateboarders, to my lasting disgust.

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #231 on: January 13, 2021, 04:47:40 PM »
When you the fresh grip smell makes you pop wood

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #232 on: January 13, 2021, 04:53:03 PM »
First time you ollie el toro
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #233 on: January 13, 2021, 04:57:08 PM »
On the east coast it's when you can recite every trick done in PJLWHL from memory
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