when that person has a skateboard
that it use
a lot to ride around,
or do tricks on
and is on slap posting
and needs grip, bolts, shoes on the regs
and other things
like a new deck,
each month or every few weeks
so i was checking new gear
and shit
at my local to get a new deck
and i said "how much for this here old ass 917 deck"
it had some car on it, but i don't know really
and the dude would say fifty, with grip
i said i only have 40
just bought a dimebag minutes before but now
so i only got 40
and that board is old
so warped it looks like
the arm of a ceiling fan
so the dude says alright and hands me the deck, with the
seranwrap still on and shit
and i rip the wrap off
and feel the texture
that is like wood, but with more ridges, on the top ply than the smoother bottom
and how i will put grip on it soon
and that board is warped
it might be nice for 360 flips
or suck to kickflip
nobody knows, it's a mystery
and how that will destroy my shoes
and how my feet stink after skating
like cheeses after midnight
and so i am hungry and
looking for my s-one helmet everywhere
to make some dinner in it
with mashed potato, cheese
and spring onions
probably hot sauce, too
because true skaters don't use plates
you use your unused helmets, dipshit
tape up the holes, you dummy
unless you dig stains and leakage
and also i got two tall boys to drink
anyways
the street is nice
where the shop is
the dogs never treat me wrong
when i'm packing treats
because i know i'm a skaterboarderer
they don't fuck with me