Girl friend please

[girlfriendplease]

I’m stupid, not attractive, and don’t work hard towards any goals. I give up easily, have nothing to say, but I want a hot girlfriend. What should I do?

[iKobrakai]

Become a girlfriend.

[os89]

2 options:

Get of slap.

Or.

Become a girlfriend.

[AssMountain]

Get fucking hammered and see what happens. Always works.

[lilboosie]

[doublesteveburger]

you are not ugly but your lack of confidence is
confidence is key, trust me

[doublesteveburger]

or don’t who gives a shit

[Mesteezo]

OG internet meme right here.

[ChuckRamone]

Become a girlfriend.

[Eskorbut0]

Go to Tijuana, or listcrawler.com

[tuesday]

Paint your finger nails. You'll have two hot girl friends at once.

[funeral_tuxedo]

[pica]

Wish.com

[L33Tg33k]

Go to Tijuana, or listcrawler.com

How the fuck is listcrawler legal? Didn't backpage get shutdown for the same shit?

[bootscootboogy]

Paint your finger nails. You'll have two hot girl friends at once.

fingernail polish strangers are best reserved for weekends, or rough Wednesdays

[Mesteezo]

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Go to Tijuana, or listcrawler.com

[close]

How the fuck is listcrawler legal? Didn't backpage get shutdown for the same shit?

Privatedelights.ch seems to be the new backpage/redbook

[4LOM]

Where the Event Horizon takes you

[fakie butt drop]

I’m stupid, not attractive, and don’t work hard towards any goals. I give up easily, have nothing to say, but I want a hot girlfriend. What should I do?

how you expect someone to want you when you talk about yourself like that.

But the answer is get a dog. you're welcome.

[Hmmmm Nice Bike]

[Lou Strux]

Fix your attitude/outlook; your looks are fine.
If you can carry on an interesting convo & be you, you'll get to where you want to be.
Also, maybe moderate your expectations as far as who you're going to date, and at least try to find a little motivation in life.
Good luck, Tiger.

[kmdoom]

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Go to Tijuana, or listcrawler.com

[close]

How the fuck is listcrawler legal? Didn't backpage get shutdown for the same shit?

listcrawler is on a non US based server

[ok boomer]

My first favorite internet thing. Lil dude had a whole badass website about himself. Me and my best friend would go through the whole thing while smoking ganja, for hours. good times

[girlfriendplease]

You just tore my heart apart and threw it onto the ground. I’m splattered, unconsciously streaming tears of no substance.

Okay, she doesn’t have to be hot.

Is there any medication I can take to become a smooth talker? Or should I just stroke my penis in the dark until I come down from the marathon pills?

[iKobrakai]

You just tore my heart apart and threw it onto the ground. I’m splattered, unconsciously streaming tears of no substance.

Okay, she doesn’t have to be hot.

Is there any medication I can take to become a smooth talker? Or should I just stroke my penis in the dark until I come down from the marathon pills?

You need Gamergate 2,0.

[ok boomer]

You just tore my heart apart and threw it onto the ground. I’m splattered, unconsciously streaming tears of no substance.

Okay, she doesn’t have to be hot.

Is there any medication I can take to become a smooth talker? Or should I just stroke my penis in the dark until I come down from the marathon pills?

Spanish Fly

[Mouth]

PCP.

[Lou Strux]

PCP.

Yep. THIS.^^^
It's like Billy Dee Williams famously said regarding Colt 45, "...Works every time."

[Christmas Complete]

You just tore my heart apart and threw it onto the ground. I’m splattered, unconsciously streaming tears of no substance.

Okay, she doesn’t have to be hot.

Is there any medication I can take to become a smooth talker? Or should I just stroke my penis in the dark until I come down from the marathon pills?

[masturskater]

I feel like this was me up until my mid 20s.

Once you give up being desparate, girls will begin to tolerate you. depending on how interesting you are, they may even like you.