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WTF Happened?
« on: September 28, 2020, 06:32:26 AM »
So I just wrapped up a 15 year hiatus from skating and it's basically like I never started.

Decks got hella fat.
Shoes got hella skinny.
Pants have shrunk so much and can't fit my nuts and wallet in at the same time.
Tensor apparently no longer puts the plastic sliders on their baseplates.
All the dunks I have are now selling for hundreds of dollars.
And I have been held at gunpoint for my supreme hat.

Man Have I missed a lot....
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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2020, 07:41:55 AM »
you answered your own question, old man!

i think we are also on to slim straight jeans now, due to rising nut sizes.

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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2020, 07:59:41 AM »
Congrats on getting out of jail

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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2020, 11:28:24 AM »
cant wait for boot cut to be in

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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2020, 03:41:45 PM »
cant wait for boot cut to be in
With a bowl cut, a la Shimizu Foundation era

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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2020, 04:01:32 PM »
your mind will be blown once you find out Nyjah cut his dreads

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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2020, 05:28:35 PM »
Whoa. Danger.

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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2020, 06:08:36 PM »
your mind will be blown once you find out Nyjah cut his dreads

Bro straight up I found out last week. I was showing my 12 year old son old pictures of Nyjah as a little kid and when I was pulling up pictures I'm like "who the hell this guy?"

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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2020, 01:48:59 AM »
I have to disagree with the pants part.
Everyone wears baggys these days.
Possibilities are everywhere, search and enjoy.

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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2020, 02:20:24 AM »
I have to disagree with the pants part.
Everyone wears baggys these days.

Speak for yourself, I skate in Piss Drunx spray on pants.
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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2020, 02:51:16 PM »
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2020, 09:28:30 AM »
Seriously tho. Ishod wair. Grant taylor. Shane o neil. Wes kremmer.
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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2020, 09:37:41 AM »
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2020, 05:47:38 PM »
do you have any grind king rims you want to get rid of
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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2020, 07:28:59 PM »
Even if I didn't skate for 15 years, I don't think I would be able to get so far removed from skateboarding that I wouldn't notice most of these things on this list.

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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2020, 12:51:41 PM »
Dude 15 Years ago was 2005.
this is skateboarding was out since 2 years and baker 3 was dropping.

Everyone was wearing krew cords and k slims shit was tight af.





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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2023, 10:09:54 AM »
Dude 15 Years ago was 2005.
this is skateboarding was out since 2 years and baker 3 was dropping.

Everyone was wearing krew cords and k slims shit was tight af.
haha that is right
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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2023, 11:38:53 AM »

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Re: WTF Happened?
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2023, 06:01:39 AM »
Get a Baker board and some Indys and pretend nothing has changed since Baker 3 dropped.