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Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« on: September 29, 2020, 04:42:29 PM »
I'll probably cop something from this but let's roll anyway



They even got rid of the awful commercial, which is saying something
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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2020, 05:13:22 PM »




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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2020, 05:27:21 PM »
Basically everything.
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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2020, 05:37:42 PM »
Ummm Chris Joslin telling me to watch Mulan. Or eat chick fila. Or wear etnies. Or drink rockstar.
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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2020, 06:12:56 PM »
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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2020, 06:35:51 PM »
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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2020, 06:47:54 PM »


I distinctly remember my friend, who wore those stupid visor beanies and loved bam, bought that deodorant and proudly displayed it in his bathroom.

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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2020, 07:32:32 PM »
If there’s an ad for it
You don’t need it

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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2020, 08:11:47 PM »
Hubba ads made me buy thrasher

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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2020, 10:01:39 PM »
double pits to chesty. would buy an axe before axe products
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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2020, 11:04:56 PM »
If there’s an ad for it
You don’t need it


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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2020, 06:43:19 AM »
Aside from being 10 years old and seeing cool Legos or something on morning TV, I can't remember the last time I bought or wanted something specifically from watching an Ad.

If I like how the shoe looks or the shape of the deck, I'll buy it. I don't need a corny 2 minute video with bad acting to convince me.

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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2020, 07:05:52 AM »
around 2002-2003 i wanted a nixon watch and some Von Zippers sooo bad, but even Arto wearing those shades couldnt make me pull the trigger

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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2020, 07:08:47 AM »
Prod and the McRib: A Tragedy 

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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2020, 07:10:15 AM »
Aside from being 10 years old and seeing cool Legos or something on morning TV, I can't remember the last time I bought or wanted something specifically from watching an Ad.

If I like how the shoe looks or the shape of the deck, I'll buy it. I don't need a corny 2 minute video with bad acting to convince me.

I don't know man, I saw a commercial for perogies the other night and it reminded me how delicious they are. I had not had them in years, i got in the car, went to the store, and bought some...they were amazing.

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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2020, 07:20:06 AM »


I got BK pumps tho
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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2020, 08:47:29 AM »
Despite their accurate and aggressive marketing tactics, Gring King trucks were unable to secure my patronage after a certain somebody promised us a box that was never to be delivered.

For shame.
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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2020, 09:44:15 AM »
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Aside from being 10 years old and seeing cool Legos or something on morning TV, I can't remember the last time I bought or wanted something specifically from watching an Ad.

If I like how the shoe looks or the shape of the deck, I'll buy it. I don't need a corny 2 minute video with bad acting to convince me.
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I don't know man, I saw a commercial for perogies the other night and it reminded me how delicious they are. I had not had them in years, i got in the car, went to the store, and bought some...they were amazing.

I never had perogies before but this comment makes me want to try them. Damn... indirect advertising right here.

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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2020, 10:35:16 AM »
Prod and the McRib: A Tragedy

That always reminded of the happy gilmore subway sandwich commercial

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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2020, 11:17:33 AM »
Prod and the McRib: A Tragedy Tragic
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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2020, 11:29:28 AM »
Somehow was able to resist buying this despite an aggressive 6 month print and 411 Video ad campaign.



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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2020, 12:16:15 PM »
"Bake me a pie of love" - Steve Winwood


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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2020, 12:45:38 PM »

I got confused and bought a jackhammer.

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Re: Ad's Couldn't Get You to Buy It
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2020, 01:49:21 PM »
Anything out of Dwindle / Primitive / Baker Boy Dist / Crail / DC / Nike / Adidas / etc / etc / etc

Those are just the ones I can think of of the top of my head...

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