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All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« on: September 28, 2020, 09:06:16 AM »
You'll need: Vibes.



Saw this shit on tv, made me laugh, but not in the way I think they imagined people would.
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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2020, 09:36:40 AM »
Created by Pontus Alv

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2020, 09:59:58 AM »
Honestly they're right

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2020, 10:02:00 AM »
The only real skate brand is Carpet.

At least they print the shit themselves.

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2020, 10:02:17 AM »
Honestly they're right

taken right out of the bronze playbook

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2020, 10:37:19 AM »
@os89 I cannot gnar you for 24 hrs. Good stuff
Plz stop killing each other
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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2020, 10:41:03 AM »
@os89 I cannot gnar you for 24 hrs. Good stuff
Oh, but I can!
Done. Banned, you (don't) owe me one, homey.
Shaloms all around.

Also, funny how true to life this seems commercial to be in certain cases.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2020, 10:45:06 AM »
^Uh, double up

The only cult brand I care about is Todd Falcon's

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2020, 10:47:26 AM »
Well they aren't wrong

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2020, 09:44:02 AM »
The instagram comments on the sponsored ad version of this were really funny. Lots of people claiming "culture vultures!" while completely missing the nature/tone of the advertisement.

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2020, 09:49:10 AM »
That was pretty funny and accurate

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2020, 11:40:48 AM »
some real Palace vibes in this clip

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2020, 11:46:41 AM »
Illegal Civ tried but failed.

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2020, 12:20:27 PM »
The only real skate brand is Carpet.

At least they print the shit themselves.

printing tshirts. the hardest thing you can possibly do by yourself in the whole manufacturing process. nobody prints tshirts themselves except carpet. RIGHT

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2020, 12:22:14 PM »
There's gotta be a skater on Squarespace's marketing team.
Ha SLAP's resident libtard and NY pro cocksucker.

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2020, 12:39:56 PM »
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2020, 01:04:38 PM »
There's gotta be a skater on Squarespace's marketing team.

had the exact same thought

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2020, 04:32:10 PM »
I honestly think a brand called dante would work, hype beasts would eat that shit up.

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2020, 05:24:08 AM »
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The only real skate brand is Carpet.

At least they print the shit themselves.
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printing tshirts. the hardest thing you can possibly do by yourself in the whole manufacturing process. nobody prints tshirts themselves except carpet. RIGHT


It's funny how everyone is talking about making, when they just buy generic Gildan shirts and print them.

At least Polar clothes are "tailored" and done exclusive for them. Same goes for Powell, they own their woodshop and MAKE their own boards.

If we want to find how many brands are out there, you'll be able to count them on your hands. Roughly.
The '80s were the worst period. You had these horrible pop bands growing their hair and calling themselves metal.

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2020, 05:32:07 AM »
Cab said you not a real skate brand unless you press the wood yourself

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2020, 07:07:39 AM »
You'll need: Vibes.



Saw this shit on tv, made me laugh, but not in the way I think they imagined people would.

Call me crazy, but I DO think you were laughing in the way they imagined you would.

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2020, 07:11:17 AM »
You know the fucking vibez

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2020, 07:19:28 AM »
Cab said you not a real skate brand unless you press the wood yourself

how does he feel about motorcycles though? jk

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2020, 08:15:52 AM »
Call me crazy, but I DO think you were laughing in the way they imagined you would.

I mean, it was better than any stupid Marc Johnson skit, but that is not saying much.

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2020, 10:09:22 AM »
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The only real skate brand is Carpet.

At least they print the shit themselves.
[close]

printing tshirts. the hardest thing you can possibly do by yourself in the whole manufacturing process. nobody prints tshirts themselves except carpet. RIGHT
The guys who run it are awesome too. Been seeing them a lot lately at parks and shit. Always down to play SKATE with anybody.

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Re: All You Need to Launch A Cult Skate Brand
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2020, 10:12:52 AM »
Was a Joke everybody and their mom prints their own tshirt and board graphics