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Re: Jokes
« Reply #60 on: January 06, 2021, 05:31:04 AM »
How'd you kill an entire circus?
Go for the juggler.

"Broke the tail, like a well oiled snail"

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #61 on: January 07, 2021, 09:53:54 PM »
why didn't the hippy lifeguard save the guy that was drowning?

he was too far out man.
that skinny motherfucker with the high voice

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #62 on: January 07, 2021, 10:20:11 PM »
Why wasnít Jesus born in Australia?

They couldnít find three wise men and a virgin
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #63 on: January 08, 2021, 01:01:58 AM »
Last thing going trough a flies mind when it hits your windshield








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Re: Jokes
« Reply #64 on: January 22, 2021, 09:28:21 AM »
Why do you wrap guinea pigs with duct tape?

So they donít burst when you fuck them
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #65 on: January 22, 2021, 09:33:01 AM »
When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #66 on: January 22, 2021, 09:37:52 AM »
So they donít burst when you fuck them

LOL

or vice-versa  ;)



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #67 on: January 22, 2021, 09:54:14 AM »
Lmao yeah Richard was defz on the gere when he pulled that shit
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #68 on: January 22, 2021, 10:59:01 AM »
Here's one my mum told me.

So there's this penguin, out for a drive, and he thinks "hmm there's something wrong with my car".
He sees a mechanic so he pulls in and says "hey look mate, there's something wrong with my car"
Mechanic says "oh yeh, I'm a bit busy atm but I'll have a look in a sec"
So the penguin leaves the car there, goes for a walk, he gets himself an ice-cream, and heads back.
Mechanic says "you've blown a seal"
"nah, i just had an ice-cream"

You can lean a different things, and you should.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #69 on: May 07, 2023, 04:20:37 AM »
Love a good dad joke

Whatís Whitney Houstonís favorite co-ordination?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #70 on: May 07, 2023, 06:00:42 AM »
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?


Because they’re ugly and they smell bad.

(Im not a misogynist, I swear. But I find this joke hilarious. I’ll try to remember my favorite dude jokes later)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #71 on: May 07, 2023, 10:58:20 AM »
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Fuck her.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common?
A: A ten year old crack problem.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #72 on: May 07, 2023, 12:31:17 PM »
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It was tense.