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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #120 on: October 25, 2020, 07:50:32 PM »
Just remembered this one. Years ago I went to a televised Ring Of Honor wrestling show and was briefly on camera jeering Adam Page (now Hangman Adam Page on AEW). He started yelling at me from the ring, it was awesome.
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« Reply #121 on: October 26, 2020, 02:28:50 PM »
My dad got front row tickets to a midseason Bruins Capitals game in the 90s with probably the only money he ever made from his small moving company. The game got chippy and all 10 guys including the goalies fought directly in front of us (Dafoe and Kolzig were best men at each other’s weddings, they just kinda danced). B’s won in OT

I was on the back page of the Herald and NESN still replays the games with Dale Arnold saying “they’re gonna scare that little guy” or some shit.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #122 on: October 26, 2020, 02:50:05 PM »
Javale McGee came into this Carhartt store that I worked at years ago and wanted a jacket. Nothing fit

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #123 on: October 26, 2020, 03:38:27 PM »
I'm now dating Todd Francis's daughter

my friends chick cheated on him with YG

I am sometimes privy to Darren Navarettes drunk poetry
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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #124 on: October 26, 2020, 03:39:29 PM »
I saw Zach Galifianakis through the window of a restaurant I worked at while I was off shift.

In elementary school I was pretty tight with a kid whose uncle is Howie Mandel.


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« Reply #125 on: October 26, 2020, 04:11:46 PM »
I'm now dating Todd Francis's daughter

my friends chick cheated on him with YG

I am sometimes privy to Darren Navarettes drunk poetry

When I was in the marine corps my buddy (gorgeous Dave) was the machine gun section leader and was also Darren Navarettes neighbor. He told navs that I was a big fan and Darren was stoked and gave Dave the creature kotr jersey from 2012 to five to me.

I’ll post a picture when I get home.

I’m genuinely embarrassed at how much I’ve posted in this thread.
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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« Reply #126 on: October 26, 2020, 05:03:57 PM »
Don’t want to say too much that’ll link to this site on a search engine, but I’ve done design work for an app that’s gotten over 4 million downloads.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #127 on: October 27, 2020, 04:37:17 AM »
The lead singer of The Murlocs once thought I was trying to fight him.

I just told him he should have had more tricks in Secky Presh because I thought he was genuinely a good skater, but apparently it came across really aggressive.



Once I was alone I just laid on the futon listening to Leonard Cohen and thinking about the other girl I liked and missed.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #128 on: October 31, 2020, 11:10:31 AM »
Alyssa Milano (copies from a different thread with a part 2, as if anybody really cares)
She filmed her skinamax vampire movie in town I grew up in.  Her brother later went to the school and played hockey.  She was at a game of his I refereed.
Astonishingly tiny irl.  Came out of the ref locker room that was near the players lounge and boom, there she was.  Very small.  She was kind of by herself and with a wide berth but surrounded by people staring at her.  We walked out, she turned and looked, I looked at her, started walking away then realized who it was and just kept walking.  Fuck am I going to say, it’s weird your brother decided to take up hockey and do it at what was fast becoming an nationally known ultra-elite high school hockey program.

So maybe 15 years later, if you remember the tv shown about ice road truckers, there was a fairly attractive short woman who was featured fairly prominently. 
Anyway, the fame clock was somewhere around the 13:30 mark and she was in town to promote something somewhere.  I had to run to town for something and stopped for a cheap banana or doughnut and walked past a throng of people staring at this short woman who was buying something.  Nobody was talking but easily a dozen people were staring at here like she had finished peeing in the floor in the check out line.  Anyways, I bought my whatever and stood next to her and glanced over and she looked familiar like she was someone’s mother or a customer or something.  Maybe a doctors wife who did charity.  She said good morning.  I replied the same and then I left and got back to work and heard it on promo for her event on the radio and made the connection.  Again, what would I have said anyway?  “What’s your favorite gear shift pattern?”

Another dumb one.  Skating flat ground outside first ave in Minneapolis in 1995? 96?  Before a Rancid show.  Some dudes come from around the back of the club(on the first avenue side) and they kind of say what’s up, gave the homie some props of some flip trick and asked if we were going to the show or needed tickets.  We all had tickets and they quickly headed off to get some foods.  Whatever.  They opened the doors, we went back to the parking garage to dump boards and and puff and went back in. 
The guy who asked if we needed tickets was Lars. 

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #129 on: October 31, 2020, 05:28:59 PM »
I forgot about this one but the last shitty Terminator movie jogged my memory - was behind Edward Furlong in line at a McDonald’s near Six Flags in New Jersey. My friend whispered “Yo, is that Lil’ Eddie” and then Furlong said “One order of fries...” in his telltale croak. This was right after T2.

We also rode the then new Batman hanging coaster and did the complimentary drive through safari that day so it was pretty epic.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #130 on: October 31, 2020, 06:15:26 PM »
Mickey Fitz (rip) from the Business tried to fight me all drunk in like 2003. We were at a bar out on the patio and they were playing at some venue down the street. My buddy walks up with a Mohawk on his way to the show and I say something like “cool hair pussy” and Mickey hears it at the other table flips out, gets in my face talking shit about “not scabbin on no skinheads” whatever the fuck that means. I don’t know who he is and I laugh in his face like “whaaaaat?” He keeps yelling, walking away about coming back to kill me with the rest of the crew.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #131 on: October 31, 2020, 07:45:21 PM »
Slap mag was good to me. I had a handful of inbox letters published when I was coming up. Those letters really got me hyped on writing and all that.

I was also a winner in the Cardiel haiku contest run by Slap mag in like 2010 or something. MW sent me a signed cardiel deck, cardiel spitfires, some fireworks, Cards epicly laterd DVD, the cardiel SLAP tshirt, and a bunch of other things while publishing the haiku.

SLAP mag was the fucking shit.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #132 on: November 01, 2020, 06:46:12 AM »
One of the less known members of East 17 scabbed a can of coke off me at the PC show circa 1996.
At the same time director (and then presenter of Gamesmaster show) Dexter Fletcher told me he liked my Doc Martens.
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« Reply #133 on: November 01, 2020, 07:13:35 PM »
one time I spoke to Kristen Bell about her preferred chewing tobacco
I've had a better understanding of what is happening around me while smoking Salvia as a passenger in a moving vehicle than reading your post

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #134 on: November 02, 2020, 01:55:45 PM »
I just got a pretty heavy line at a grindline park. No filming went down.
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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #135 on: November 12, 2020, 03:24:48 AM »
I've drank a few time with Cock Ninja, the head of Cock Ninja Studios.  This was when he was just getting started doing porn.  He offered me the position of jerking off during cuckold scenes.  I turned it down.  This was a little over 4 years ago, I see he moved out of the midwest to a beachfront property in Miami and is the #1 independent pornstar.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #136 on: November 12, 2020, 10:27:57 AM »
The lead singer of The Murlocs once thought I was trying to fight him.

I just told him he should have had more tricks in Secky Presh because I thought he was genuinely a good skater, but apparently it came across really aggressive.

That's hilarious. Dude rips. Murlocs and King Gizzard rule.

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« Reply #137 on: November 12, 2020, 05:39:01 PM »
I've drank a few time with Cock Ninja, the head of Cock Ninja Studios.  This was when he was just getting started doing porn.  He offered me the position of jerking off during cuckold scenes.  I turned it down.  This was a little over 4 years ago, I see he moved out of the midwest to a beachfront property in Miami and is the #1 independent pornstar.

Probably a good play - you don’t want to be that guy.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #138 on: November 12, 2020, 06:46:47 PM »
I'm glad this thread got bumped because I had a funny conversation with my mom the other day. 15ish years ago I was at a Tampa am with a friend and my mom was chaperoning, she made us ham sandwiches for lunch and she made extra because she's a mom. Riley Hawk was there and came up and asked for one for some reason, she gave him a sandwich and a soda.

That was a good laugh.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #139 on: January 25, 2021, 11:24:04 PM »
I fucked the girl in hanson
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #140 on: January 26, 2021, 07:02:30 AM »
Was in St. Paul around 2002ish? was playing a street punk show out there at the red rocks venue?! not sure its been forever, So it's my band Suiciety, One Way System, Onward To Mayhem, & The Casualties.

I was an arrogant shit who played bass and a ladies man, so was talking to a few gals and well one was down to get down in the tour van. So unbeknownst to me she was seeing the guitarist for  Onward to Mayhem oops my bad!  Well I guess one of his friends snitched us out......  he was pissed none the less and called me out after the my set (calling me a piece of shit and whatever else) I was  like dude shes not your property...

Sorry bro I guess that set him off the bro part and knowing his gal wasn't really down with him. We fought outside and it was hilarious as I swerved him several times and just pushed him over like naww dog I'm not doing this High School shit jumped in the van and bounced. 

I think the worst part about about being involved in any scene doesn't matter the age generation whatever as long as there's a lady involved and she steps out of line or vice versa male who steps out on her or gal and gal or dude with dude they revert to little kids pitching a fit.  Where they show their true self, I know I know I've been a dipshit too and afterwards you have to chalk it up to its not your responsibility or your property to manage.
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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #141 on: January 26, 2021, 07:12:26 AM »
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Worked with a guy who was on to catch a predator.
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Feel free to elaborate...

There is actually a kid in my city who I skated with a few times who got bopped by one of those baiters. he was like 27 years old and got baited into saying he would analize a 13 year old girl. fucked up.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #142 on: January 26, 2021, 07:13:29 AM »
Don’t want to say too much that’ll link to this site on a search engine, but I’ve done design work for an app that’s gotten over 4 million downloads.
Pokemon GO?

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #143 on: January 26, 2021, 07:15:22 AM »
beat some obscure japanese pro in a Major Street Fighter Tournament in 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kENqtY_nsbA

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #144 on: January 26, 2021, 08:14:55 AM »
Jim Varney AKA Ernest P. Worrell was married to a close family friend and my grandma got us all personalized autographed 8X10s from him.  I was king shit of the 5th grade for like a week after that. 

Same grandma used to take me to Pacer games all the time as we were both huge fans.  Back when security wasn't as tight we strolled right out on the court pre-game and watched Reggie Miller draining 3s. Reggie's sister Cheryl happened to be there and came up and rubbed my head and said she liked my hair (super fuzzy little kid buzz cut), and chatted with my grandma.  I was way too distracted staring at my childhood hero warming up like 10ft away from me.

Got a gig as a boom mic operator on a Wheaties web commercial featuring Peyton Manning the year after he won the Super Bowl with the Colts.  Had the worst cold of my life and was chugging dayquil and cough drops for fear that I'd sneeze or cough in the middle of a take. 

A buddy and I were living in LA and got to be extras in a sketch with Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett (Now both regular cast members on SNL), while they were still doing Youtube as Good Neighbor.  The scene I was in got cut, but my buddy made it in and ended up with a speaking part.  They took us out for mexican food after.

Get hungry on it!

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #145 on: January 26, 2021, 01:32:23 PM »
This chick i dated in high school is in prison for a murder for hire plot involving her ex husband

https://www.liherald.com/stories/nypd-officer-from-oceansides-murder-for-hire-trail-delayed,123069

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« Reply #146 on: January 26, 2021, 06:12:31 PM »
My cousin was on three episodes of Jeopardy! a couple years ago. I got a nice 15 minutes of fame around the office for a couple days.

I had a couple photos published in a zine by somewhat cool company, before the owner snorted all the money from orders he didn’t ship and disappeared.

A family friends nephew plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Still haven’t managed to swindle any tickets.

The chiropractor I used to go to would treat some players on the Toronto Raptors, including Serge Ibaka.
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« Reply #147 on: January 26, 2021, 06:58:12 PM »
Sometimes I skate with a friend who's dad was the drummer for Doug And The Slugs.

There's a local newscaster girl here in Vancouver named Erin Sebula who once was aggressively, drunkenly grinding on me at 80's night when she was younger and not yet on TV.

My mom went to university with Anne Murray. 

 

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #148 on: January 26, 2021, 09:22:10 PM »
This chick i dated in high school is in prison for a murder for hire plot involving her ex husband

https://www.liherald.com/stories/nypd-officer-from-oceansides-murder-for-hire-trail-delayed,123069
This is fucking bonkers. Not only did she try to get this boyfriend to have her ex killed, but she thought he was going to hire someone to kill his own daughter for her?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #149 on: January 27, 2021, 08:13:57 AM »
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This chick i dated in high school is in prison for a murder for hire plot involving her ex husband

https://www.liherald.com/stories/nypd-officer-from-oceansides-murder-for-hire-trail-delayed,123069
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This is fucking bonkers. Not only did she try to get this boyfriend to have her ex killed, but she thought he was going to hire someone to kill his own daughter for her?

Yeah, it was definitely insane to read about!

Edit: i'd also like to add that while this was obviously pretty shocking, i'd have to say i'm not really surprised
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