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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #150 on: January 27, 2021, 09:23:24 AM »
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This chick i dated in high school is in prison for a murder for hire plot involving her ex husband

https://www.liherald.com/stories/nypd-officer-from-oceansides-murder-for-hire-trail-delayed,123069
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This is fucking bonkers. Not only did she try to get this boyfriend to have her ex killed, but she thought he was going to hire someone to kill his own daughter for her?
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Yeah, it was definitely insane to read about!

I’m so happy every time this thread gets bumped.
Ask a medical expert about pre-teens and their bones, unless you are scared to.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #151 on: January 28, 2021, 03:19:32 PM »
Brian Posehn has given me stink eye multiple times in public
Also if i thought a mob of yewwing sweaty californians were about to wrap me up in a pabst-scented covid group hug I'd start pushing the fuck out of there too

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #152 on: January 28, 2021, 03:36:54 PM »
When I was 23 I puked in Fairuza Balk’s driveway.

When I was 17 I shit my wetsuit inside a Starbucks in San Clemente in front of wee man.

Bodily post and I apologize. Just jogging down memory lane to contribute to my favorite thread on this website.
Ask a medical expert about pre-teens and their bones, unless you are scared to.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #153 on: January 28, 2021, 03:56:34 PM »
I once won my weight in mars bars

I was 5 or 6 years old tho

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #154 on: January 28, 2021, 04:05:14 PM »
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This chick i dated in high school is in prison for a murder for hire plot involving her ex husband

https://www.liherald.com/stories/nypd-officer-from-oceansides-murder-for-hire-trail-delayed,123069
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This is fucking bonkers. Not only did she try to get this boyfriend to have her ex killed, but she thought he was going to hire someone to kill his own daughter for her?
I think it is called a late term abortion.
I like my women the same way I like my personified cups of coffee...black...strong...and proud.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #155 on: January 28, 2021, 04:11:32 PM »
this is the future liberals want

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #156 on: January 28, 2021, 05:01:19 PM »
hahahaha yeah sometimes I just make dry jokes I suppose
I like my women the same way I like my personified cups of coffee...black...strong...and proud.

No puedo hazlo aplaudia, pero sí que haga: "¡Whoo!"

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #157 on: January 28, 2021, 07:37:53 PM »

When I was 17 I shit my wetsuit inside a Starbucks in San Clemente in front of wee man.


Did you get the part?


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This chick i dated in high school is in prison for a murder for hire plot involving her ex husband

https://www.liherald.com/stories/nypd-officer-from-oceansides-murder-for-hire-trail-delayed,123069
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This is fucking bonkers. Not only did she try to get this boyfriend to have her ex killed, but she thought he was going to hire someone to kill his own daughter for her?
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I think it is called a late term abortion.
Can you imagine? You're 13 years old, leaving middle school, and some crazy asshole comes slashing at you with a fucking coat hanger? Wild.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #158 on: January 28, 2021, 09:54:11 PM »
My dad's cousin was a set teacher. She brought us to hang out on the set of Hook. Got to see the halfpipe and the full scale ship they built, astonishing. At one point Robin Williams led his lost boys, all in costume, on a stampede around the Lot causing general havoc.
Bangarang.

We met Doogie Howser and got signed headshots which I later regretted losing. He's multitalented but it's his reputation as a magician that most impresses me.

My brother's friend's dad's brother is Joe Flaherty. The weird part was randomly picking him up in my cab but that was before I knew the connection. I picked up Matt Pinfield at LAX, just a friendly guy - good atitude.
Also had Jimmie "dyn-O-mite!" Walker - cracking jokes the entire way to his pad.

This was all of 05 and 06 so the details aren't fresh but my most memorable passenger was Dill. Picked him up on a corner in Mar Vista heading to a bar in silverlake. It was a quiet ride and I don't initiate conversations but when we arrived I offered him half off, "you're Jason Dill, right? I'm not tryna blow up your celebrity, I used to skate a lot. Courthouse, HotRod etc." He was so friendly about it though. "Nahh man, we're all skaters, no big deal" something like that, all smiles.
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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #159 on: January 29, 2021, 04:21:44 PM »
When I look well into the faces of other men, with the right lighting, I kinda see a bit of Bill Murray's face in all faces.
Especially with older white guys.

There are also very few women that aren't kind of Fran Drescher.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #160 on: January 29, 2021, 08:45:47 PM »
My Irish grandmother used to say we were related to John Lennon. My father once told me that his father was a relative of Lucky Luciano.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #161 on: January 29, 2021, 08:49:24 PM »
john nash jr burped directly into my face when i was 8

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #162 on: January 29, 2021, 09:03:43 PM »
john nash jr burped directly into my face when i was 8

West Windsor pizza place right?

Too bad it wasn’t Conte’s. Conte’s is the shit.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #163 on: January 29, 2021, 09:12:18 PM »
contes is the shit

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #164 on: January 29, 2021, 10:07:29 PM »
I've seen the balls of the man who played Bernie for the Bernie's TV & Appliances chain of stores
Also if i thought a mob of yewwing sweaty californians were about to wrap me up in a pabst-scented covid group hug I'd start pushing the fuck out of there too

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #165 on: January 29, 2021, 11:53:17 PM »
My Irish grandmother used to say we were related to John Lennon. My father once told me that his father was a relative of Lucky Luciano.
I'm related to Adam and Eve, supposedly.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #166 on: January 30, 2021, 07:57:33 AM »
I met Julien Stranger in an airport terminal in Swizerland.


Once I was alone I just laid on the futon listening to Leonard Cohen and thinking about the other girl I liked and missed.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #167 on: January 30, 2021, 08:08:44 AM »
I met Julien Stranger in an airport terminal in Swizerland.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #168 on: January 31, 2021, 01:33:39 PM »
I was once an extra on shameless

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #169 on: February 01, 2021, 09:02:13 PM »
a girl i blew it with in high school is on the bachelor this season. before this season of the bachelor i would note that she dated tyshawn jones right after i bricked it (i am a year older than he is)
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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #170 on: February 01, 2021, 10:59:16 PM »
Saw Teemu Selanne's dick while touring the Ducks locker room with a friend back when I was in elementary school. Dude's got a big one.


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« Reply #171 on: February 02, 2021, 01:53:55 AM »
Saw Teemu Selanne's dick while touring the Ducks locker room with a friend back when I was in elementary school. Dude's got a big one.

Well, they don't call him The Finnish Flesh for nothing.

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« Reply #172 on: February 02, 2021, 02:32:34 AM »
Myspace Tom called me a smartass via PM. Also had a brief argument with Mike V via youtube private messaging but I can't remember what it was about.
When I was 17 I shit my wetsuit inside a Starbucks in San Clemente in front of wee man.

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« Reply #173 on: February 02, 2021, 05:21:36 AM »
I almost got to hang with Grosso when he came to Japan.

He was filming for the Japan episode, and I happened to be in Tokyo for one day while he was around.

The messaged him and said I’d like to treat him and the crew to come Asahi tallboys as a thank you for the Love Letters, which I immensely enjoyed.

He said sure, but our schedules ended up not working, and I missed meeting him by a couple of hours.
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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #174 on: February 02, 2021, 11:47:16 AM »
My best friend was on camp Woodward and is super close homies with Zane Timpson. His moment of fame was that he fucking clocked the annoying kid that season in the face. We became friends years later and camp Woodward had receded to the back of the FuelTV section of my brain. We were drinking one night when a key opened that locked section of my mind and i exclaimed "Holy shit you were on camp Woodward!" I always give him shit about being a washed up former child star now haha
Boi... Sinner really is making the US look like some sort of bandana republic.

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #175 on: February 02, 2021, 01:24:34 PM »
My childhood martial arts instructor trained with Chuck Norris.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: crap claims to fame...
« Reply #176 on: February 02, 2021, 04:53:38 PM »
You know those lotto ads where they ask what would you do if you won...well in the early 90’s, when Victoria ran out of money the old boy was coming out of the barbers and they asked him and straight away he says ‘I’d buy Victoria’

They played the fuck out of that ad

Old boy was the funniest cunt
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