Author Topic: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020  (Read 2807 times)

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Get this shit out of skateboarding. Find me one other skateboarding company that had a Columbus Day sale in 2020.






Is Christopher Columbus some kind of Scientologist icon? Like why the hell is Aaron Kyro dressing up as the guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcLitaOOTFs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6id-lAxgUg

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makes me want to skate the park for eight hours again tomorrow and learn some new stuff and go faster

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This was an extremely soft post.

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This was an extremely soft post.
Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.

Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/

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Move this to the sale gear thread

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Man Aaron Kyro is actually the worst dude. He acts like he's permanently stuck at age 13

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Next time, I'd suggest posting something like this in your other pre-existing Braille thread. Just let that be your Braille kook thread.

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We gotta devise a plan to take em down boys

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Braille is absolute shit but if I could kook you more than once I would.

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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday

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This was an extremely soft post.
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Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.

Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/
When is Punished Skateboards dropping some decks? Maybe I’ll stop buying revive and Braille stuff if punished would only send me a box.

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Move this to the sale gear thread

Made me laugh

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Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.

Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Move this to the sale gear thread

Don't you dare taint my favorite thread with this filth
Did any of you guys ever notice that if you took off the end "er" from his name, moved the "b" to after the "i" and then added an "l" to the "b" that you just moved, you'd spell "Bible"?

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Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.

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Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.

i think the fact the person is indigenous isnt what makes people uncomfortable. rather that they are piss drunk, yelling shit on a bus.

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Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.
sounds like a personal problem dawg

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He should've hired Richie Jackson to do the Columbus Day pirate video. Would've felt more authentic

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Ok so actually “indigenous” doesn’t mean that they are from indonesia.  Turns out it means they are from india.  And it looks like Christopher Columbus wasn’t even born on Columbus Day. 

But here’s the even weirder part: Columbia is some country in South America, but it’s district is in the usa.  But usa is in NORTH america but there is such a thing as southern usa IN north america and a Columbus in Ohio and Columns for the sega genesis.
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Ok so it turns out “indigenous” doesn’t mean that they are from indonesia.  Turns out it means they are from india.  And it looks like Christopher Columbus wasn’t even born on Columbus Day. 

But here’s the even weirder part: Columbia is some country in South America, but it’s district is in the usa.  But usa is in NORTH america but there is such a thing as southern usa IN north america and a Columbus in Ohio and Columns for the sega genesis.

That was to letters what Bobby is to numbers

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Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.


Hitman shooting on Tanaka?

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Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.

Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/

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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday

No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.

Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.

But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.

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Man Aaron Kyro is actually the worst dude. He acts like he's permanently stuck at age 13

He has talked about how Scientology has made him more 'free' and act without a filter. Tom Cruise is the same way if you see him jump on Oprahs couch about how excited he was for dating a cute girl.

We should feel more bad for him, he isn't cringe, he is brainwashed by a cult.

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It's hard to sympathize for someone trying to victimize kids into joining the cult.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
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No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.

Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.

But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.

*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it

but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that

lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)

also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)




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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
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No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.

Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.

But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
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*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it

but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that

lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)

also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)

Leif.  For god sakes, his name was Leif not Leaf

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I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Fuck chris columbus and all those northern italian fatcat motherfuckers