The answer is Chris Roberts. Dude is the most vanilla, unimpressive, uninspiring BORING skater of all time
How often do you really see someone not touch their nose or tail during a 5-0 or nosegrind in a Chris Roberts video part anyway? Also, he likes La Croix, the most unimpressive seltzer. See, here in New England, we have Polar, so you're goddamn right I'm not impressed.