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Cuban_Lynx

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2020, 06:30:18 PM »
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Bet hes got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.
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"I got a FIVE-INCH taint"
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My fav issue of taint magazine...
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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2020, 06:56:27 PM »
Bet hes got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.


I recently fell down a YouTube rabbit hole of this dude doing what he referred to as urban stealth camping, as in this dude sleeps behind billboards on the edge of the highway or in disused rest stop areas and films a video of it. It's like hobo fantasy roleplay.
Anyway in this one video he is squatting in the dirt eating ravioli with a knife as his only utensil and he says "on a scale of one to ten, this is delicious" and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2020, 08:04:40 PM »
3/10. Factors:

-He's a skateboarder, so I'd probably rather punch a cholo if given the choice.
-Looks tall, long arms/reach and fit. I probably would lose the fight.
-I'm don't really know who he is. Looked up on IG and he does a proper smith grind in a bowl. Also skates proper street spots
-IG also has family and mom pictures. Don't know anything about that but it seems nice.
-I'm assuming his clothing choices are suspect. I'm older so everyone young looks ridiculous, everyone my age looks even worse.
-3 because I have some innate proclivity towards violence and generally fantasize about punching strangers.

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2020, 08:24:02 PM »
0 but if I was the tm of birdhouse I would kick him and that Reese guy off ASAP. outside of those 2 I like the team

he is like Eric from billy madison bet he has the same laugh.


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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2020, 11:13:23 PM »
Chin reminds me of the end of Me Myself and Irene

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #35 on: October 17, 2020, 11:23:25 PM »
Why is he wearing 2000s Euro jeans? How do you even get pants like that these days?

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2020, 01:49:10 AM »
Perhaps

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2020, 04:29:09 AM »
Milleniall Kevin Staab.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2020, 04:56:56 AM »
I'll go with zero

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2020, 05:04:40 AM »
No, that chin dimple is a receptacle of love, if ya know whadda mean

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2020, 07:45:58 AM »
0. I have a high tolerance for flamboyant haircuts and outfits

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2020, 10:29:48 AM »
He definitely has a punchable face, but also sort of looks like every cheerleader douchebag that blatantly stops to watch random people skate. It's conflicting.

No, that chin dimple is a receptacle of love, if ya know whadda mean
This kid we knew from back in the day had a chest cavity/dimple/crater thing. We'd always say that he ate cereal out of it while laying down.