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On a scale from 1-10....
« on: October 17, 2020, 11:40:27 AM »

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2020, 11:43:07 AM »
How bad do you wanna punch that face?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj

OOOOO THIS PHOTO MAKES ME SO MAD, GRRRRR, STUPID DUMB MAN, RRRRRR

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2020, 11:48:14 AM »
He I clearly living his best life. I could care less

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2020, 11:50:28 AM »
0. Violence is bullshit.

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2020, 12:08:43 PM »

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2020, 12:13:51 PM »

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2020, 12:14:57 PM »
OP just flip through some mags from the 80s and you'll start feeling calmer.

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2020, 12:20:29 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj
Way to shoehorn all your sponsors into one IG post.
Incentive checks, cominí in hot!

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2020, 12:24:33 PM »
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0. Violence is bullshit.
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This unless people are being paid and an athletic  commission is involved
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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2020, 12:27:37 PM »
5. Not sayin I'm booking a flight to sock this clown but if he's near me and says pretty much anything, yea I'd punch him in the face.
Is he the uhh , you kno...that guy?
Whoa. Danger.

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2020, 12:35:16 PM »
How bad do you wanna punch that face?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj

Future so bright, gotta wear shades


Edit: Also, they gave that skull a more fucked up hairline than he really has. Iíd be pissed.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2020, 01:24:12 PM by os89 »

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2020, 01:02:41 PM »
Bet heís got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2020, 01:08:54 PM »
Bet heís got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.

Taint sells nowadays.  Taint sponsors are going to blow up. 

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2020, 01:27:35 PM »
Bet heís got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.

this made me spit out my sweet potato fries

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2020, 02:19:39 PM »
His outfits/style are vomit inducing.
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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2020, 03:01:27 PM »
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And that is just bacause I have a little anger inside that never goes away.
But he is 8655 kilometers away and I am not violent.

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2020, 03:13:25 PM »
Why must you spread this image?

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2020, 03:29:11 PM »
Don't particularly wanna punch him but I would love to lift him up and drop him gently down a big quarterpipe.

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2020, 03:35:34 PM »
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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2020, 04:51:42 PM »
Good fucking lord. It's like he wants to be hated.

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2020, 05:07:52 PM »
I would just want to ask him a bunch of questions

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2020, 05:08:01 PM »
yo i just want some of that hydrating water


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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2020, 05:31:14 PM »
At least 6, maybe 12.
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2020, 05:33:18 PM »
How bad do you wanna punch that face?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj
i dont really want to punch him but im pretty satisfied with the idea of someone sewing a whoopie cushion into every single pair of pants he owns/will ever own

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2020, 05:41:03 PM »

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2020, 05:52:16 PM »
Bet heís got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.

"I got a FIVE-INCH taint"

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2020, 05:56:34 PM »
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Bet heís got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.
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"I got a FIVE-INCH taint"

My fav issue of taint magazine...

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2020, 06:03:11 PM »
Is his shirt a subtle hint that he has herpes?
There is already an app for skaters. Itís called Grindr

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2020, 06:26:12 PM »
I recently fell down a YouTube rabbit hole of this dude doing what he referred to as urban stealth camping, as in this dude sleeps behind billboards on the edge of the highway or in disused rest stop areas and films a video of it. It's like hobo fantasy roleplay.
Anyway in this one video he is squatting in the dirt eating ravioli with a knife as his only utensil and he says "on a scale of one to ten, this is delicious" and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

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Re: On a scale from 1-10....
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2020, 06:27:37 PM »
He shreds