So I started this topic, but i must've gotten lost along the way and forgotten about it - but I have the solution now {and am skating the same trucks as when i made this thread}!
Someone mentioned it a few replies up as locktite, to be specific I am using - "Loctite 263". I don't shit about tools or this sort of stuff, but an engineering mate put me onto this. 263 is red one at the heavy-duty/permanent end of their products. It's definitely not permanent and you just have to try a little harder to undo your shit, but it's not crazy or annoying or anything.
But yeah, so you put one tiny drop on the tip of your thread {i've done it on hardware and my axles} then just tighten your nut {ideally do this when you don't plan on skating and give it a night to set}
The holes in my baseplates are still sloppy as fuck, but my trucks are held firmly to my deck now and have been for a few months. I'm hyped!
If you did this to brand new trucks I imagine your shit would stay pristine.
Excellent!
Sounds like you didn't need old mate to sell you his generic brand deck bolts in the super sneaky way either.
I actually thought you were going to say you glued the truck to the deck for a minute there, but I know others use similar products for similar things and it works well.
Normal deck bolts will be ok, but it is the nylon on the nuts that wears out and means the deck bolts come loose, so any and every new set of nuts should hold the trucks firmly in place, once tightened correctly.
If deck bolts are loose, the movement of riding a skateboard will cause the trucks to move from side to side, causing the holes to elongate, which is 100% a user issue, not a warranty issue.
Funny to read some other comments though.