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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #120 on: September 14, 2020, 08:14:48 AM »
Billy Rohan for Prez, on the campaign trail blindfolded and dressed in full Masonic regalia eating Corn Dogs at the Iowa State Fair. I can see it now

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #121 on: September 14, 2020, 09:24:39 AM »
Matt Pritchard (if he was American or a good UK PM)
Watch him in the intro for Pritchard Vs Dainton and he could so easily have gone the Bam way but dudes fully doing ironman contests, pushing veganism and campaigning against the dog meat trade.


Is he the bloke from Dirty Sanchez?

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #122 on: September 14, 2020, 09:37:35 AM »
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Sage Elsesser seems to have politics I align with and I think he could be one of those politicians that young people actually care about.
Kenny Anderson could maybe be a modern JFK-like figure
Guys like Lance Mountain and Ray Barbee could probably appeal to a lot of Americans
Fred Gall 2020
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Sooo... we still going w/ Kenny as a modern JFK?!?
That ticket didn’t age too well, eh?
Or, I suppose you could say it was actually semi-prophetic, depending on where you pick up the plot line.

JFK was just a handsome Catholic with a hot wife and adorable kids, that’s why he’s idolized, not for being an objectively good person. He had a lot of mistresses, wasn’t that great of a president (although he did kinda save us from nuclear war), and was kind of a piece of shit. He just had better policies than Trump or most conservatives, and on top of that was looked at as a martyr. RFK might be a little better of a person, but still problematic and couldn’t keep it in his pants.

Also, I wholeheartedly agree with this
Ryan Lay. the man is actually thoughtful about the issues society faces and efforts to address them.

Kenny Reed should be tapped for the Lay cabinet for foreign policy.

Also just reiterating that Jackie was fucking hot because of / despite the fact that she was notorious for chain smoking ‘ports.
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #123 on: September 14, 2020, 10:56:26 AM »
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Matt Pritchard (if he was American or a good UK PM)
Watch him in the intro for Pritchard Vs Dainton and he could so easily have gone the Bam way but dudes fully doing ironman contests, pushing veganism and campaigning against the dog meat trade.
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Is he the bloke from Dirty Sanchez?

Yea, that's him.
"Broke the tail, like a well oiled snail"

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #124 on: September 14, 2020, 11:43:48 AM »
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Most of the people named would do better than our current president honestly, I don’t see how they couldn’t.
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Yea seriously, an empty chair would be better.



Maybe even just sit a shitty tv with some white noise on the desk?




How about a manatee just choosing random initiatives or ideas?



All these options and almost all the people named in this thread would be better. Much better.

MANA 2020

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #125 on: October 13, 2020, 06:30:03 AM »
Birdman.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #126 on: October 13, 2020, 06:35:47 AM »
i think Bobby Puleo is very fit to be president of the united states.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #127 on: October 13, 2020, 06:53:39 AM »
Right now I’m backing Drehobl
I’m trying to be every mom’s favorite skater’-&&

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #128 on: October 13, 2020, 07:27:09 AM »
Andrew Allen seems like he would do a nice job.

I feel like this video would come up by his opponent in a grasping-for-straws-hopes to slander the young man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXYS3Auge7c&list=LL7ADVsHniJgecBtoHDe6t_A&index=255

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #129 on: October 14, 2020, 02:22:31 PM »
TK.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #130 on: October 14, 2020, 06:40:26 PM »
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #131 on: October 14, 2020, 07:45:48 PM »
Kevin Taylor, we need someone in office with both taste and class.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #132 on: October 14, 2020, 08:57:50 PM »
BA

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #133 on: October 15, 2020, 05:47:33 AM »
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #134 on: October 15, 2020, 07:15:00 AM »
Definitely know which ones wouldn't....
Skate, the final frontier...

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #135 on: October 15, 2020, 07:58:18 AM »
i think Bobby Puleo is very fit to be president of the united states.

That would definitely be a interesting choice.

Puelo would shut down all the Mathematics Departments in the country and bring all the Professors to the White House to work on problems like this...

911-33= 878

8 + 7 + 8 = 23

Michael Joran wore the number 23 when he played with the Bulls

Michael Jordan did McDonald's Commercials:

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0CW1Pl0gQE

McDonald's most famous burger is the Big Mac

Alphanumerically, the Big Mac is:

B=2 I=9 G=7 M=13 A=1 C=3

2+9+7+13+1+3= 35

For social security in the United States, the 35 highest years of earnings are used to calculate retirement benefits.

What is the government trying to hide...Puelo's Vice President Bryan Herman...slowly begins to speak up

VP Bryan Herman: Mr. President you have solved the biggest problem this country has ever faced.
 
President Puelo: Thank VP Herman, now do you really think we can pass the 28th Amendment----Killing people if they don't believe that the Earth is Flat

VP Bryan Herman: Sir we can change this nation with a pen stroke 

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #136 on: October 15, 2020, 09:04:00 AM »
Shelby Sells Love for prez

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #137 on: October 15, 2020, 11:46:47 AM »
Self-assessed: Jason Dill

Actually: John Cardiel

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #138 on: October 15, 2020, 11:49:38 AM »
Andrew Allen seems like he would do a nice job.

I feel like this video would come up by his opponent in a grasping-for-straws-hopes to slander the young man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXYS3Auge7c&list=LL7ADVsHniJgecBtoHDe6t_A&index=255

I think this would be a good choice. This video makes me want Frank Gerwer as Vice President just roasting the opponent while AA just smiles at them.
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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #139 on: October 15, 2020, 12:54:31 PM »
Julien stranger as president, Cardiel as vp, Rick McCrank as Secretary of State, wade speyer as secretary of defense, andrew Allen as Supreme Court justice.
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #140 on: October 15, 2020, 01:34:14 PM »
BA with Cardiel as his VP specifically for this video. Alternate VP would be Gerwer or Elissa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy1a8fBIThE

Jim Thiebaud/Tommy G would also be good.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #141 on: October 15, 2020, 01:56:57 PM »
Thiebaud would probably be the best president, now that I am seriously thinking about it.
I would hope he would use
"T-Bone for Prez "

(AcTiOnS ReaLiZeD)
on the signs

I would vote for him for any kind of political office. Dude is legit

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #142 on: November 03, 2020, 04:14:14 PM »
can we narrow it down and get a tally? i want to see who wins

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #143 on: November 03, 2020, 04:23:40 PM »
Rick Kane, Smash Skates
can we narrow it down and get a tally? i want to see who wins

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #144 on: November 03, 2020, 04:24:42 PM »
tony karr

or this

BA with Cardiel as his VP specifically for this video. Alternate VP would be Gerwer or Elissa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy1a8fBIThE

Jim Thiebaud/Tommy G would also be good.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #145 on: November 03, 2020, 04:25:59 PM »
Julien stranger as president, Cardiel as vp, Rick McCrank as Secretary of State, wade speyer as secretary of defense, andrew Allen as Supreme Court justice.

mccrankers is canadian tho.

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Re: Which Pro Skater would make a great President
« Reply #146 on: November 03, 2020, 07:10:28 PM »
I'm not going to read through this entire thread...but Karl Watson and Andrew Reynolds.

#WatsonReynolds2020

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