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Teenage celebrity crush
« on: October 30, 2020, 06:52:55 PM »
lets see what the SLAP shalomies used to have teenage jack-attacks too. I'll start it off with the one and only Julia Louis-Drefus as Elaine Benes.


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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2020, 07:07:25 PM »
Elaine is god tier, I was still a wee one during those days though.

When Rhianna first came into the limelight, I was 13 or 14. Those first music videos had me feeling Quite Naughty.

I remember watching the "Shut Up & Drive" video and feeling...

uhh you know, sprung.

Edit: I removed the gif cause I looked it up and learned she was 20 when that video came out. Idk that feels weird to me, but you can watch the video if you so desire.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2020, 08:11:51 PM »


Choose your own adventure.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
FTW

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2020, 08:40:31 PM »
It’s Britney, bitch
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2020, 08:55:02 PM »
Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2020, 09:51:15 PM »
Dream girl.


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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2020, 11:43:56 PM »
Jennifer aniston and shes only got better with age





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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2020, 12:00:17 AM »
Basically, the standard late 90s/early 2000s celebrities, Mila Kunis, Kirsten Dunst, Misha Barton, SMG, Katie Holmes, but also Cybil Sheppard (Taxi Driver), Audrey Hepburn, and Brittany Taylor (from Daria)




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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2020, 12:07:08 AM »
Tyshawn seems like the kind of guy to hate everyone at least a little bit

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2020, 02:03:46 AM »
Good ones what about the young bird from party of five I think she was in the Addams family movie she didn’t age too well
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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2020, 03:19:57 AM »
Jennifer aniston and shes only got better with age




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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2020, 03:32:41 AM »
This topic is so gay, it's not even gay.

... Bewiched Shannen Doherty.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2020, 04:56:37 AM »
Jill Hennessy( the ada from law and order)

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2020, 06:12:22 AM »
Betty Boo as a young kid.
Her son was the music for Magic Pockets on the Amiga so I heard it daily and had posters of her all over the walls.
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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2020, 06:16:28 AM »
yo

christina ricci ftw

also alicia silverstone and the girl that played dee in clueless was is super fine

lisa turtle and kelly kapowski

and topanga would get it too

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2020, 06:33:10 AM »
yo

christina ricci ftw

also alicia silverstone and the girl that played dee in clueless was is super fine

lisa turtle and kelly kapowski

and topanga would get it too
Haha hell yes!

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2020, 09:08:21 AM »
I’m old and they could all still get it. Natalie imbruglia, Melissa auf der maur, Lauren hill, Mira sorveno, and marissa tomei.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2020, 09:42:14 AM »
Fran Drescher.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2020, 09:55:29 AM »
Fran Drescher.

I see. What kind of women are you into these days?

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2020, 10:35:07 AM »
The one with black hair from roseanne

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2020, 10:36:12 AM »


showing my age with this one

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2020, 10:46:08 AM »

Alyssa knew all along that I was the boss.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2020, 10:53:56 AM »

Alyssa knew all along that I was the boss.

She filmed her skinamax vampire movie in town I grew up in.  Her brother later went to the school and played hockey.  She was at a game of his I refereed.
Astonishingly tiny irl.  Came out of the ref locker room that was near the players lounge and boom, there she was.  Very small.  She was kind of by herself and with a wide berth but surrounded by people staring at her.  We walked out, she turned and looked, I looked at her, started walking away then realized who it was and just kept walking.  Fuck am I going to say, it’s weird your brother decided to take up hockey and do it at what was fast becoming an nationally known ultra-elite high school hockey program.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2020, 11:03:24 AM »
I was hella young and saw a Mariah Carey video on mtv and that’s when I knew I liked women.

As a teenager, Katy Perry and Diora Baird. I had tickets to see eyehategod and Katy Perry but they were on the same night and I ended up seeing Katy Perry.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2020, 11:41:59 AM »

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2020, 02:03:36 PM »
cape fear era juliette lewis

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2020, 02:10:53 PM »
winona ryder

jessica alba

mya

lisa "left eye" lopez

the dark haired chick from the series roswell, forgot her name

EDIT: shoutouts to beyonce, too

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2020, 02:13:51 PM »


Not so much lately, but I'll always have fond memories.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2020, 02:34:26 AM »