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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2020, 08:16:12 PM »
Gotta be Bill Strobeck and Alien Workshop for me.

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2020, 08:19:54 PM »

there is the soul of Andrew Reynolds in every emerica shoe. you just have to pull on the right shoe lace and hold your ear into it. you can hear his voice saying "thank you cowboy! lets go for a ride!" just try it.

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2020, 08:29:24 PM »
Folks, let’s not forget some of 2020’s other lowlights...
Mikey Taylor for tryna come off as a financial guru.
The Create guys for their role in Rapegate.
Weck AND Stevie for whatever that shit was.
Berra for starting a board company to hype a web series (How To: Go Pro In 10 Days.)
Grant Yansura for pretending he didn’t know about ol’ pestilence penis JoJo.
Doughnut Operator for being a bootlicking pro fascist skate shop owner.
How about the guy with the white pride tattoo & the other dude with the udders from Two Felons; does that rate?
There have got to be a few more nominees.
Come widdit! who ya’ got?
This is just the prelims, y’all; no need to crown a winner loser yet.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #33 on: November 01, 2020, 08:33:24 PM »
Trae "the tank" Montgomery's dad

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #34 on: November 01, 2020, 08:36:37 PM »
Folks, let’s not forget some of 2020’s other lowlights...
Mikey Taylor for tryna come off as a financial guru.
The Create guys for their role in Rapegate.
Weck AND Stevie for whatever that shit was.
Berra for starting a board company to hype a web series (How To: Go Pro In 10 Days.)
Grant Yansura for pretending he didn’t know about ol’ pestilence penis JoJo.
Doughnut Operator for being a bootlicking pro fascist skate shop owner.
How about the guy with the white pride tattoo & the other dude with the udders from Two Felons; does that rate?
There have got to be a few more nominees.
Come widdit! who ya’ got?
This is just the prelims, y’all; no need to crown a winner loser yet.

You’re absolutely right, let’s not limit ourselves.

We got dp out here licking boots
Skategoat hyping up Dingleberra

Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2020, 08:40:30 PM »
Kenny anderson

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #36 on: November 01, 2020, 09:04:08 PM »
THAT's the spirit, PALS!

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2020, 09:20:59 PM »
Gotta toss Mad Dog Montgomery into the hat for his promotion of the Tank.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2020, 09:29:12 PM »
Kader for sleeping with my sister

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2020, 09:34:35 PM »
Kader for sleeping with my sister

proof or it never happened

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #40 on: November 01, 2020, 10:34:42 PM »
Sinner's taking it for sure so basically anything else is just runner-up talk, this one's as obvious as SOTY was when Milton kickflipped into the Sunset car wash bank

Op, you ok man? Being real here, you doin alright?

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #41 on: November 01, 2020, 10:35:59 PM »
Kader for sleeping with my sister

Idk why this made me laugh so hard but my cat jumped really high and it made me laugh even harder. Thank you bro.
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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #42 on: November 01, 2020, 10:37:42 PM »
Gotta toss Mad Dog Montgomery into the hat for his promotion of the Tank.


it's Mad Dawg Montgomery, show some respect.  ;)




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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #43 on: November 01, 2020, 10:48:37 PM »
Sinner seems to be king of the kooks this year. Reckon we could get a trophy organised and get it to him?
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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #44 on: November 01, 2020, 10:57:03 PM »
I think rapists, bigots and things that fall into those categories are bit outside the kook auspices.  Berra and Mikey are kooks.  The MeToo’d skaters require a harsher designation as kook is somewhat redeemable, albeit on the outer limits

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #45 on: November 01, 2020, 11:15:06 PM »
many good choices this year. these should be on this list

Brandon biebel
man child
fetty potter


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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #46 on: November 01, 2020, 11:48:08 PM »
Now I don't know much about this guy personally (and don't want to), and dressing like an asinine golf caddy certainly doesn't compare to being a rapist or backing Hitler, but part-wise this takes the cake for me:


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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #47 on: November 01, 2020, 11:50:15 PM »
Folks, let’s not forget some of 2020’s other lowlights...
Mikey Taylor for tryna come off as a financial guru.
The Create guys for their role in Rapegate.
Weck AND Stevie for whatever that shit was.
Berra for starting a board company to hype a web series (How To: Go Pro In 10 Days.)
Grant Yansura for pretending he didn’t know about ol’ pestilence penis JoJo.
Doughnut Operator for being a bootlicking pro fascist skate shop owner.
How about the guy with the white pride tattoo & the other dude with the udders from Two Felons; does that rate?
There have got to be a few more nominees.
Come widdit! who ya’ got?
This is just the prelims, y’all; no need to crown a winner loser yet.
Also, 10/10 triple looked himself to eternity with the whole “all lives matter” post he made

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #48 on: November 02, 2020, 12:01:30 AM »
Mikey Taylor for pretending to be good with spreadsheets

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #49 on: November 02, 2020, 12:40:57 AM »
2020 has been a weird year with the global pandemic having radically changed how we live our daily lives, constant police brutality towards minorities was finally brought to the front-page , right-wing fascism on the rise worldwide, not to mention the people who have succumbed for insane conspiracy theories.

But despite this there has been some positives, even in small scale like in the world of skateboarding, e.g. the BLM-movement getting traction and LGBTQ+ communities getting recognition and a platform to speak on.

To single out a single kook this year is difficult, but it'd give it to the "skateboarders" who have had the energy the dedicate their time to spread hate, whether it is pro-hitler MAGA bros, misogynists/incels, racists, fascist bootlickers, anti-BLM/anti-LGBTQ+ folk or qAnon believers. Congrats, don't go for a repeat on 2021.

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #50 on: November 02, 2020, 01:45:19 AM »
Bro I knew I should’ve made this thread earlier. Stole my thread

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #51 on: November 02, 2020, 01:52:35 AM »
Well Darius king needs a honorable mention for sure
That dude kooked himself really bad

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #52 on: November 02, 2020, 02:01:14 AM »
Skategoat deserves a honorable mention, I hate his style and he really kooked himself starting a company just to go pro for it. Also whoever actually buys Cariumas is the biggest kook of the year.

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #53 on: November 02, 2020, 02:22:10 AM »

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #54 on: November 02, 2020, 02:35:32 AM »
Skategoat deserves a honorable mention, I hate his style and he really kooked himself starting a company just to go pro for it. Also whoever actually buys Cariumas is the biggest kook of the year.

I bet whoever wears Cariuma's got sent them for free. Can't see anybody paying for them

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #55 on: November 02, 2020, 03:28:59 AM »
Now I don't know much about this guy personally (and don't want to), and dressing like an asinine golf caddy certainly doesn't compare to being a rapist or backing Hitler, but part-wise this takes the cake for me:



Wow. I really hated watching that.

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #56 on: November 02, 2020, 03:35:50 AM »
Now I don't know much about this guy personally (and don't want to), and dressing like an asinine golf caddy certainly doesn't compare to being a rapist or backing Hitler, but part-wise this takes the cake for me:



Whoever edited takes the cake too. I don’t want to see a slomo clip of someone running up some stairs ever again

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #57 on: November 02, 2020, 03:38:52 AM »
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Skategoat deserves a honorable mention, I hate his style and he really kooked himself starting a company just to go pro for it. Also whoever actually buys Cariumas is the biggest kook of the year.
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I bet whoever wears Cariuma's got sent them for free. Can't see anybody paying for them

"youtube circus act with overhyped gimmick and terrible style turned pro by greedy scientologist, to provide clickbait content for Xenu's youtube channel" is peak kookage.
Sinner is a massive piece of shit but the Skategoat saga was whole orchestrated production that culminated in an empty conference room filled with Dominoes microwave pizza. I'd vote for this just based on the level of effort put into the resulting mediocrity.

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #58 on: November 02, 2020, 03:55:38 AM »
Dude there should be a golden raspberries thread of the most phone it in parts of the year
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: Kook of the Year *preliminaries*
« Reply #59 on: November 02, 2020, 04:36:16 AM »
My personal pick: anyone who tagged a clip #skateboardingisfun