jagger eaton pro part

[fredgallSOTY]

that whole thing felt like a giant tik tok

[fredgallSOTY]

also, i love the song on its own, but anyone who thought it was a good idea to skate to that is a dumbass.

[Xen]

Did I see a double 50 50 line in this? Gross song.

If you mean the thing at 00:01:17? He didn't even lock in....

[Cliff_Kaufman]

You mute you lose challenge

[so HSU me]

wow. such a jocky turd.

[so HSU me]

he cannot pull off those jorts either

[Monkey_Mcpott]

release the hounds

[urbneathme]

You mute you lose challenge

this video features the same cop at like 1:50

[Double Thick Filbert]

Wow that was fucking embarrassing and disgraceful. The TikTok Ryan Sheckler should be ashamed of himself

[GumOnMyGrip]

 Wiki- “Eaton and his brother Jett (two years his senior) are the sons of Geoff Eaton, owner of the Kids That Rip (KTR) Skateboard School, a school that trains a number of junior X Games competitors.[3] Both brothers started skateboarding under their father's tutelage at a young age, with Eaton commencing at four years of age.[4][5]”


That pretty much explains everything.

[fs180]

WE AS SKATEBOARDERS HATE FASHION REALLY MUCH BUT WE CONSTANTLY RIP OFF FASHION BRANDS LIKE COMMES DES GARCON OR POLO FOR OUR DESIGNS BUT WE INVENTED EVERYTHING ON EARTH. THE WHEEL WAS INVENTED BY TONY HAWK.

[dallou]

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You mute you lose challenge

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this video features the same cop at like 1:50

crisis actor spotted, we need to call our expert on the subject

[Stu Pickles]

You mute you lose challenge

was excruciating to watch but had to turn it off when digable planets came on so i could still listen to them without associating it with this kookery

[Owen]

Berrics, bungees, constant lifestyle shots, self cheering, Rhino, cop loving, prolonged red bull product placement- this part is perfect in it's own special way

[BieberStance]

tik-tok scheckler is is spot on.


will he lose his red bull sponsorship because his hat fell off on the ender?
i mean he shows a whole  demographic target group of teenage socal bros, surfers, esports entusiasts and whoever else can relate to him that these hats won´t even stay on when you do gnarly shit trying to impress lisa from 9th grade

it is bad marketing

[HotnSpicyMcChicken]

Jfc so much to unpack here. I do have to say the switch back 3 down that stack was sick tho.

[lamfordie]

Kudos for whoever made it through that entire video. Too much cringe to tolerate.

[E]

I don't think that Tyler song is bad to skate to - if it was Ishod or someone with style actually using it.

Thankfully I won't ever watch this part again and it won't ruin the song for me. Sucks he used it though.

[Freelancevagrant]

Is he trying to cosplay as ishod?

[Made In China]

Damn this dude makes me never want to wear a pair of jeans again

[toe_knee]

Is he trying to cosplay as ishod?

Bwahahahhaha

[LesbianPUNCH]

As a thirty four year old man, watching this made me  uncomfortable.

I’m feeling Hayden Christiansen at the end of the terrible Return of the Jedi remaster vibes.

[Billy Bitchcakes]

The fact that you had to make a second account to say all that shit shows that you already know why you're wrong

[pointandclick]

hockey haired nyjah meets poor mans alex midler

[Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein]

WE AS SKATEBOARDERS HATE FASHION REALLY MUCH BUT WE CONSTANTLY RIP OFF FASHION BRANDS LIKE COMMES DES GARCON OR POLO FOR OUR DESIGNS BUT WE INVENTED EVERYTHING ON EARTH. THE WHEEL WAS INVENTED BY TONY HAWK.

glad you're back

[Owen]

So, let me get this straight -

Kid is talented, seems to be having fun, but can't be accepted by SLAP because of - well - nobody can really say other than because he has a skate dad and does contests and wears a Red Bull hat. Never mind a clean as hell SSBS down the Hollywood 16 or other good stuff, you can't just do your own thing or you cannot be approved.

On the other hand, a 30something guy can spend 4 years in the gutter on crack, piece his life together, wear a woman's wig, and get a pro model for doing pivot to fakies on a parking block set atop a 2 foot ditch bank with his gut hanging out and he's a SLAP treasure who should be PRO AS FUCK.

Just making sure I have things straight since this place can be confusing.  I need to be told by the elders who I can and can't like so I don't cross any lines and make the mistake of liking someone who can't be liked.  After all, nobody could actually be having fun if they weren't compliant and conforming to what the champions of skateboarding message boards have to say about it all.

Wait who is rocking a women's wig?

[too fakie]

So they decided to replace Evan and Mason with a guy that constantly wears tank tops, jean shorts, and a Red Bull hat and David Loy’s brother? Fuck.

Also, screaming “let’s go” after your trick is the new look back at the spot while rolling away.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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So, let me get this straight -

Kid is talented, seems to be having fun, but can't be accepted by SLAP because of - well - nobody can really say other than because he has a skate dad and does contests and wears a Red Bull hat. Never mind a clean as hell SSBS down the Hollywood 16 or other good stuff, you can't just do your own thing or you cannot be approved.

On the other hand, a 30something guy can spend 4 years in the gutter on crack, piece his life together, wear a woman's wig, and get a pro model for doing pivot to fakies on a parking block set atop a 2 foot ditch bank with his gut hanging out and he's a SLAP treasure who should be PRO AS FUCK.

Just making sure I have things straight since this place can be confusing.  I need to be told by the elders who I can and can't like so I don't cross any lines and make the mistake of liking someone who can't be liked.  After all, nobody could actually be having fun if they weren't compliant and conforming to what the champions of skateboarding message boards have to say about it all.

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Wait who is rocking a women's wig?

Talking about Marbie, I believe.

But you know, bud...a 30something guy who can spend 4 years in the gutter on crack, piece his life together, wear a woman's wig, and get a pro model for doing pivot to fakies on a parking block set atop a 2 foot ditch bank with his gut hanging out actually embodies the spirit of skateboarding more than most other people.

[Ms. Tamzarian]

Damn well,

Marbie is 26, and not a guy. That's not my opinion that's facts. Now for my opinions.

People like her cause she's fun. Other people don't like her cause she's trans.

Jagger sucks, and is as odious as a cat shit on the rug. However, if you like him that's fine.

We won't talk shit on other skaters in Marbie threads, and you don't need to trash a trans person in threads about Berrics kooks to reassure your favoritism.

Spoiler though: the majority here don't fuck with Berrics kooks. So you may want to shit the bed elsewhere.

And you can suck my shriveled sack.

[Atiba Applebum]

Damn well,

Marbie is 26, and not a guy. That's not my opinion that's facts. Now for my opinions.

People like her cause she's fun. Other people don't like her cause she's trans.

Jagger sucks, and is as odious as a cat shit on the rug. However, if you like him that's fine.

We won't talk shit on other skaters in Marbie threads, and you don't need to trash a trans person in threads about Berrics kooks to reassure your favoritism.

Spoiler though: the majority here don't fuck with Berrics kooks. So you may want to shit the bed elsewhere.

And you can suck my shriveled sack.

Marbie rules and am stoked she’s in skateboarding.
I forget about Jagger anytime I leave Slap