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Jordan Hoffart
« on: November 12, 2020, 03:05:54 AM »
I'm not the biggest fan of this guy myself, but he's undeniably incredible at skateboarding.

If the video below came out now, filmed better with a different song and if it wasn't Jordan Hoffart, it would be a classic part for the ages like Dylans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWAGIgJzeX8&ab_channel=skatevidfull

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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2020, 03:45:11 AM »
Nope.

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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2020, 04:42:00 AM »
Nah.

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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2020, 05:23:32 AM »
no
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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2020, 05:42:53 AM »
there are def some bangers in that part.  they did him a disservice by putting those other dudes in there.  ive always felt he was underrated

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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2020, 10:30:24 AM »
Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg.

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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2020, 03:22:43 PM »
he prob doesnt deserve a thread in this section but this ollie is wild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZLQJUEEAqk

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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2020, 07:02:49 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLtuAn-a740

I'll bite.

Liked his Digital part.
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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2020, 07:17:31 PM »


Ask a medical expert about pre-teens and their bones, unless you are scared to.

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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2020, 08:36:03 AM »
He's a dude who did some really good tricks, but Dylan Reider was on another level.

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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2020, 12:26:56 PM »
Always liked Hoffart, met him a couple times and he seemed to actually remember me each time. Super nice dude too, never really understood the hate on here. He seems pretty low key and just likes to rip.
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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2020, 08:45:00 PM »

If the video below came out now, filmed better with a different song

You got a better song than "Panama." Sheesh guy Eddie's corpse is still warm, show some goddamn respect.
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Re: Jordan Hoffart
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2020, 02:10:54 AM »
yeah, never really understood the hate this dude gets. hes fucking good!

that being said, hes nowhere near the same tier as Dylan