Couple Pharmaceutical Skate Co. "We are your enemy"

[Couple Pharmaceutical]

Eric Dressen might have a few extra pounds on him but at least he can actually push and skates faster than anyone you support with your shitty ms paint logo t shirt brand.

Support wtf are you talking about ? and I'll give you that Eric Dressen seems like an okay guy but why does that fat dude have a pro wheel ? My shitty ms paint logo t-shirt brand, if it was frog you'd be cumming your pants

[Couple Pharmaceutical]

Cool cool but what torch does Andy Roy hold and can it be sanitized before passing?

I would imagine it would be some prison house homemade dildoe torch and no it cannot be sanitized before passing it

[Couple Pharmaceutical]

You have incredible graphic design skills. lol I know their shit but it's all in good fun I made this post after reading way too many post on slap

[Monkey_Mcpott]

I am pencil.

[Couple Pharmaceutical]

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Ride in hell Phelps you played out kook who monopolized skate mags. Skateboarding is filled with nothing but old heads that won't pass the torch until they croak. Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen's fatass, Mark Gonzalez's incoherent ramblings. If it's not old skaters sucking each other off it's the young-ins getting ready to blow the old pros literally , considering all of the sexual assault allegations. Skateboarding takes itself way to seriously and I think a new movement should be started to whipe the slate clean of all these has-beens, incels, rapists, racists, supreme hypebeasts, and the fascists policing all trends and everything skate culture

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While it may be preachy you can take whatever path you want hopefully your is driving your shitty 2001 camry your still paying for off a fucking cliff
Should we all look to you for guidance? The Name-calling and homophobic route you're taking might be a better path for young skaters to follow. Thank you for paving this new road.

[Couple Pharmaceutical]

Goddamn, go outside and skate.

Says the mother fucker who has over 2000 posts get a job dude

[matty_c]

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you guys ever have those shits where it's like normal at first but then halfway through a huge pile of diarrhea just kinda splats out of your ass hole

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Yeah man. It’s a literal reflection of your prior days diet. It’s brutal.

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This made me feel remarkably less alone in the universe. Shalom.

Fucken a it’s like a plug holding all the muck in
Did a sick one today in a disabled toilet
I like a bit of room when I do a mean shit
Those premix bundys will do it

[EdLawndale]

You're putting your new comments inside the quotes that you are quoting. It's kind of difficult to make sense of and the fix is very simple. Quote the person, then write your comments below that. If you can't figure that out, you should just focus your account.

[ndsr]

Welcome to slap, Markovich. Good luck with the brand.

Thank you for making me laugh my ass off

[Dante Bichette]

What the fuck even is this?

[Jimmy The Saint]

*Too. 

[lovermangenius]

some of you motherfuckers need more fiber in your diet

[Couple Pharmaceutical]

Eric Dressen might have a few extra pounds on him but at least he can actually push and skates faster than anyone you support with your shitty ms paint logo t shirt brand.

Are you Eric Dressen ?

[Hyliannightmare]

Goddamn, go outside and skate.

This.  Heck of a stress reliever