What on gosh’s green earth is going on in this thread, and can we
pleeease keep whatever the fuck it is going on at least through the holidays?
Also, what kind of disconnect has to occur for these two sentiments to happen in the same comment?
Seattle is a lot of roll over bitches. That's how they lost their basketball team to Oklahoma. When I got here, bike polo had taken over the tennis courts, and I got rid of them by constantly harassing them and comparing them to colonists stealing land. Seattle is a place where stealing and being strung out on drugs is normal behavior. Seattle is a place where rape culture is normalized. Seattle is a giant dumpster full of garbage monsters.
I’d say something like “You couldn’t possibly
write fiction this fantastic,” but clearly, someone has already so deftly done so, except for the fiction part. Homesicle has said enough to convince me of their genuine bonefides.
Fuck me & everything. Sk8brat is
indeed the king.
[On his way out of the room, Colombo turns & says, “Just one more thing... you wouldn’t, by chance, know,
or happen to BE KingShark would you? It’s just that you seem to have certain aspects in common. Would you mind if I asked you one or two more questions?”]