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Skater having the least amount of sex?
« on: November 14, 2020, 07:54:24 AM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2020, 08:28:09 AM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2020, 08:33:50 AM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2020, 08:40:05 AM »
aaron kyro

without a doubt in my mind, is still a virgin

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2020, 08:54:07 AM »
aaron kyro

without a doubt in my mind, is still a virgin

Nah. He just has to pay for it. That and the possibility of minors.

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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2020, 09:02:11 AM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2020, 09:13:29 AM »
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aaron kyro

without a doubt in my mind, is still a virgin
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Nah. He just has to pay for it. That and the possibility of minors.

He's married to a reasonably attractive woman.

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2020, 09:15:36 AM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2020, 09:26:20 AM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2020, 09:39:36 AM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2020, 10:26:15 AM »

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2020, 10:56:19 AM »
Who cares?
But berra

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Berra needs to go get laid and step out of the skate world for like a decade. Give Chris Cole the full control of the Berrics.

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2020, 11:10:04 AM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2020, 11:41:22 AM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2020, 11:52:47 AM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2020, 12:18:41 PM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2020, 12:24:40 PM »
I dont be havin sex
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2020, 12:28:59 PM »
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aaron kyro

without a doubt in my mind, is still a virgin
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Nah. He just has to pay for it. That and the possibility of minors.
[close]

He's married to a reasonably attractive woman.

i.e. paying for it

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2020, 01:18:56 PM »
He's married to a reasonably attractive woman.
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So he's having NO sex  ;D

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2020, 01:36:54 PM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2020, 02:18:55 PM »
Idk but I reckon jermey Rogers is the worst pro to have a sexual encounter with

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2020, 02:41:10 PM »
Idk but I reckon jermey Rogers is the worst pro to have a sexual encounter with
Is he still pro anywhere? If its like that what about duane peters. Or johan stuckey. Or figgy who is currently unshowered pro status

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2020, 03:52:02 PM »
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Idk but I reckon jermey Rogers is the worst pro to have a sexual encounter with
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Is he still pro anywhere? If its like that what about duane peters. Or johan stuckey. Or figgy who is currently unshowered pro status

Figgy be smashin some professional managerial class 41 year old on the verge of divorce but still foxy and down to rebel milf pussy for breakfast.

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2020, 04:09:50 PM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2020, 08:31:45 PM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2020, 08:38:18 PM »
I’m gonna have to go with johan

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2020, 08:39:14 PM »
Suciu and Tonnesen.

They're not interested in sex. Suciu is interested in post modern literature and tonnesen is interested in playing the guitar. Both are into swapping vegan recipes.

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2020, 09:06:37 PM »
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