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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2020, 09:38:14 PM »

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2020, 09:51:34 PM »
I am confident Jereme is fuckin’ regularly. Girls with low standards love the Lil Peep/Machine Gun Kelly/Pete Davidson schtick, even if it’s attached to Jereme’s face and personality. It’s the only thing that leads me to believe Tyler Bledsoe fucks at all.

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2020, 10:33:46 PM »
Crob....I dont mind the guy but the thought of him with a woman seems so awkward.




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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2020, 05:08:14 AM »
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jcass has fucked a thousand bitches you’re out of your mind
jerking off to your own reflection in the mirror does not equal “fucking bitches“, but if it did then yeah, he might be close to a thousand

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2020, 05:12:13 AM »
Which pro is into being pegged?

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2020, 06:01:51 AM »
Which pro is into being pegged?


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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2020, 06:16:45 AM »
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2020, 06:18:40 AM »
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J Casanova by a landslide
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jcass has fucked a thousand bitches you’re out of your mind
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jerking off to your own reflection in the mirror does not equal “fucking bitches“, but if it did then yeah, he might be close to a thousand

If you analyze the lyrics to his 30 Thousand 100 Million he basically brags about being sterile. He has intercourse with a lot of women, the condoms constantly breaks, yet he got no kids.

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2020, 06:44:58 AM »
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J Casanova by a landslide
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jcass has fucked a thousand bitches you’re out of your mind
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jerking off to your own reflection in the mirror does not equal “fucking bitches“, but if it did then yeah, he might be close to a thousand
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If you analyze the lyrics to his 30 Thousand 100 Million he basically brags about being sterile. He has intercourse with a lot of women, the condoms constantly breaks, yet he got no kids.
he also takes his shoes off when putting his feet on your couch which is very considerate

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2020, 06:45:58 AM »

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #endlesstoecapsforthepuffyfooter

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2020, 07:16:49 AM »
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jcass has fucked a thousand bitches you’re out of your mind
That’s just the word on the streets.

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #41 on: November 15, 2020, 01:41:06 PM »

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #42 on: November 15, 2020, 02:03:53 PM »
J Casanova by a landslide

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2020, 02:06:25 PM »
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Which pro is into being pegged?

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I can definitely see Nora as the pegging type.



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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2020, 03:42:46 PM »
Definitely Crob! Dude has a gay cat called Larry and hes in lonely old lady mode.

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2020, 03:53:42 PM »
what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #46 on: November 15, 2020, 05:47:19 PM »
what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0

I assume you are referring to Kyro, because && is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance.

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2020, 06:17:46 PM »
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what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0
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I assume you are referring to Kyro, because && is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance.
wow this changes my whole perspective on him but makes total sense.

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2020, 07:16:43 PM »
what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0

I'm willing to bet Andy is knee deep in tail. If he's not he should not own a Meat wagon. I had a camper in my late teens early 20s.  Non stop fucking in that van. When they hauled it away there was like 30 pair of underwear in there 

Too bad about all the drugs. Should have just stuck with fucking and driving around.

That being said I've not done any fucking around at all since like January. I'm so lazy now
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #49 on: November 15, 2020, 08:48:53 PM »
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what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0
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I assume you are referring to Kyro, because && is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance.

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&& is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance.

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2020, 10:19:40 PM »
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what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0
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I assume you are referring to Kyro, because && is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance.

Can’t stop laughing at this. You’re so right though.
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2020, 11:07:45 PM »
1:56

AA "At 15 I started to really experiment"

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2020, 11:40:20 PM »
1010, I can't see a girl hookup with a guy that wears two hats
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2020, 04:57:10 AM »
Crob....I dont mind the guy but the thought of him with a woman seems so awkward.




You didnt hear about when C-Rob banged Rick Kane's chick?
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2020, 05:32:20 AM »


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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2020, 07:02:02 AM »
leo baker

yeah right, i bet Leo fuuuuuucks for sure. Leo's prolly got a rolodex full of lipstick lesbians ready to go to pound town

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2020, 07:16:02 AM »
1:56

AA "At 15 I started to really experiment"

AK "...okay" (raises eyebrows, nods, & makes approving eye contact with the camera)

Must I remind that's not AA at all. Not even close
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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2020, 10:11:50 PM »
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Crob....I dont mind the guy but the thought of him with a woman seems so awkward.



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You didnt hear about when C-Rob banged Rick Kane's chick?

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Re: Skater having the least amount of sex?
« Reply #59 on: November 17, 2020, 12:20:47 AM »
Crob....I dont mind the guy but the thought of him with a woman seems so awkward.



She’d ask him to stick it in and he’d say, “wait, the iPad with my switch flip switch manny is in the other room I’ll be right back...”