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Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« on: November 17, 2020, 05:52:36 AM »
Battle Boy Andy Roy, 1010 & Friends Go To The Shooting Range - What could go wrong ?



It kind of hurt my soul to include him in the gang of protagonists...



So I figured, rather depict him as the henchman that goons out when his honcho's getting zombied!



Happy 'Shopping, shalomies !

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2020, 06:05:18 AM »
Battle Boy Andy Roy, 1010 & Friends Go To The Shooting Range - What could go wrong ?



It kind of hurt my soul to include him in the gang of protagonists...



So I figured, rather depict him as the henchman that goons out when his honcho's getting zombied!



Happy 'Shopping, shalomies !

Wow California is wild.  Is Andy a felon?  In a lot of states, felons can't even be around guns.

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2020, 06:20:48 AM »
ROYBO: First Mud
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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2020, 06:21:42 AM »
I think he is a multiple felon?

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2020, 06:47:23 AM »
I think he is a multiple felon?

... might even be a ... Two Felon?

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2020, 07:14:50 AM »

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2020, 07:15:56 AM »
personally I can only hope to be remembered in a slap post three years after my death, with my name spelled wrong

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2020, 07:30:14 AM »


Pretty sad when someone has to compensate for their dick size with an enormous sitar

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2020, 08:33:29 AM »
Those checkerboard Vans suck any menacing aspect of that picture right out.

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2020, 08:48:49 AM »


Pretty sad when someone has to compensate for their dick size with an enormous sitar

Damn, this one is really good.

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2020, 08:54:44 AM »
sitar one is killing me. Came back to laugh at it 3 times

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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2020, 11:38:08 AM »

Wow California is wild.  Is Andy a felon?  In a lot of states, felons can't even be around guns.
yeah felons can’t be around guns but they don’t do a background check at a shooting range

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2020, 11:43:09 AM »
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Wow California is wild.  Is Andy a felon?  In a lot of states, felons can't even be around guns.
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yeah felons can’t be around guns but they don’t do a background check at a shooting range
You can’t bring a machine gun to a range in California. It’s probably private property or out of state.

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2020, 12:03:12 PM »
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Wow California is wild.  Is Andy a felon?  In a lot of states, felons can't even be around guns.
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yeah felons can’t be around guns but they don’t do a background check at a shooting range
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You can’t bring a machine gun to a range in California. It’s probably private property or out of state.
the range probably has a license to rent out certain machine guns. I doubt he even shot it tho  probably just posing

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2020, 12:58:33 PM »

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2020, 01:17:22 PM »


Pretty sad when someone has to compensate for their dick size with an enormous sitar

"You fucking broke my sitar" -Anton Newcombe

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2020, 01:28:36 PM »
In hindsight I pulled the "shooting range" out of thin air - I don't know exactly where they went, and I'd rather not revisit Andy Roy's instagram to see if he mentions in his 5,000 word caption (lol).

I've disappointed the specter of LPQ, hahaha. Probably private property range, knowing these uhh... neo nazi types.

ANYWAY, Ex Lurker you KILLED IT! Ditto to everyone's praise of your sitar shopping, that's remarkable ;D

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2020, 01:42:53 PM »
There's just no way Andy woulda survived long enough to make it to the mall. He just doesn't have his shit together like that
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2020, 01:46:38 PM »
I dont know if hes a neo nazi but he looks like one so yeah andy roy is a nazi. Also fucking lol posing with a gun and wearing checkered slip ons  :D

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2020, 02:17:25 PM »
Belongs in Mos Eisley cantina

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2020, 02:30:29 PM »
Someone tell Activision to make this a reality.


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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2020, 02:32:19 PM »

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2020, 02:43:05 PM »
Jailhouse fluffer.

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2020, 02:43:44 PM »

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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2020, 02:50:44 PM »
Lots of good stuff here. Not a bad one. Great work!
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Re: Battle Boy Andy Roy Stylin' on YOU!
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2020, 02:56:18 PM »
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agreed



Hopefully Greedo shoots first

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« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2020, 02:56:25 PM »
Instant classic stuff in here. The George Harrison cover is flawless.

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« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2020, 02:58:54 PM »
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agreed



He would be in a jizz band


Anyone able to stick him with the bounty hunters in Ep 5?

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« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2020, 03:07:58 PM »
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Belongs in Mos Eisley cantina
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agreed


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He would be in a jizz band


Anyone able to stick him with the bounty hunters in Ep 5?

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« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2020, 03:09:31 PM »
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agreed


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He would be in a jizz band


Anyone able to stick him with the bounty hunters in Ep 5?
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Chefs kiss.

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