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SHAQUEEFA

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GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« on: November 20, 2020, 11:36:39 AM »
I got married on Saturday. Check my grand entrance, and then silently wish your wife was cool enough to allow this.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHrRlIkAGkN/

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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2020, 01:13:55 PM »
Why the fuck would you get married?

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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2020, 01:22:57 PM »
Congrats

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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2020, 01:30:07 PM »
Congrats!

On a somewhat related note, I always have wanted to initiate cunnilingus in the middle of a powerbomb and then complete it after I toss her onto the bed. It's the only thing I have planned for my non-existent wedding.   
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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2020, 01:36:38 PM »
Yawn, next time hit somebody with a chair or something.
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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2020, 01:51:36 PM »
That was tight.

Did your wife dress up like Dusty Rhodes?

Did your vows include talk about making it through “hard times”?

All jokes aside that was badass and congratulations my dude!
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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2020, 05:51:39 PM »
you basically won in life. you have my respect and appreciation.
i hope only good things will come your way!
keep that attitude!

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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2020, 06:35:38 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSkHMSKgIWs

Lets not forget about this classic.
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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2020, 07:26:32 PM »
I got married on Saturday. Check my grand entrance, and then silently wish your wife was cool enough to allow this.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHrRlIkAGkN/

That was too tight! Your guests should have had some fucking masks on, however

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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2020, 10:50:25 PM »
That was tight. Congratulations. Props to those dudes with the assists.

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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2020, 11:45:43 AM »
Hope you can stay a lil more faithful than The Nature Boy

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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2020, 02:37:11 PM »
Why the fuck would you get married?

I wanted to.

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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2020, 02:38:45 PM »
Yawn, next time hit somebody with a chair or something.

I wanted to, trust me, negotiations were tough. I'm happy with what I got.

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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2020, 02:40:52 PM »
That was tight.

Did your wife dress up like Dusty Rhodes?

Did your vows include talk about making it through “hard times”?

All jokes aside that was badass and congratulations my dude!

Thanks!!!!!! My wife gave me what I wanted on the entrance, so we went with traditional vows of love.

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Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2020, 02:43:58 PM »
Hope you can stay a lil more faithful than The Nature Boy

Me too.