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I haven't started skating yet but im thinking about turning myself pro this weekend. There's a 2 stair by my local Ralphs I can host it at. Anyone on slap with a negative rep is welcome to attend but it'll have to be at like 3am because of foot traffic and security during the day. Also I was hoping that I could PayPal some of you like $5 to keep cheering and whistling at whatever I do like the guys from the anti hero videos do to each other, that way I seem better than I really am.

So now that you have the context here's the question I have, im thinking about doing a fs bigspin down the 2 stair to close out the pro party. however since it'll be my first day skating, there's a good possibility I'll eat shit (im not dumb okay.) So my question is , if I get bodied so hard that I'll have to go to the hospital, will my pro party still be legitimate? I don't want a bastardized pro career but I also really want to do that trick. thanks in advance

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hot thread papi

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I haven't started skating yet but im thinking about turning myself pro this weekend. There's a 2 stair by my local Ralphs I can host it at. Anyone on slap with a negative rep is welcome to attend but it'll have to be at like 3am because of foot traffic and security during the day. Also I was hoping that I could PayPal some of you like $5 to keep cheering and whistling at whatever I do like the guys from the anti hero videos do to each other, that way I seem better than I really am.

So now that you have the context here's the question I have, im thinking about doing a fs bigspin down the 2 stair to close out the pro party. however since it'll be my first day skating, there's a good possibility I'll eat shit (im not dumb okay.) So my question is , if I get bodied so hard that I'll have to go to the hospital, will my pro party still be legitimate? I don't want a bastardized pro career but I also really want to do that trick. thanks in advance

this won me over. my advice would be to not skate at all. focus on Instagram followers.

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Seems like you’ve been no stranger to massive head trauma, so it would be tastefully on-brand.
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How about you just PayPal me 5 dollars to not show up.

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Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned

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Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned
I'm not gonna listen, but I really hope Lessons Earned is a youth crew style hardcore outfit. I can see the collegiate font now.

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Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned

This thread is so fucking awful I clicked on a SoundCloud link for the first time in my life. Good shit, b

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idk i was reminded of van wastell after reading the thread title and now i'm really bummed

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Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2020, 08:51:32 PM »
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Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned
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I'm not gonna listen, but I really hope Lessons Earned is a youth crew style hardcore outfit. I can see the collegiate font now.

i wish its just a disco & house mix lol, i ripped the name off of a public housing skate team vimeo vid awhile back i think
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Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned
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This thread is so fucking awful I clicked on a SoundCloud link for the first time in my life. Good shit, b

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Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2020, 11:56:40 PM »
You'd better ask for a job at your local Ralphs

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Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2020, 04:48:21 AM »
Me opening this thread:

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Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2020, 09:05:21 AM »
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Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned
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This thread is so fucking awful I clicked on a SoundCloud link for the first time in my life. Good shit, b

I'm digging it too. At least something good came out of this thread.

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Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2020, 12:11:08 PM »
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Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned
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This thread is so fucking awful I clicked on a SoundCloud link for the first time in my life. Good shit, b
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I'm digging it too. At least something good came out of this thread.

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Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2020, 12:18:53 PM »
U ever piss for a solid like 45 seconds and be like damn i have been pissing for a while now. This thread evokes the same feeling

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Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2020, 04:53:30 PM »
weird question

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Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2020, 09:13:22 PM »
Lmk when you get your own pro model shoe
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Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2020, 10:14:18 PM »
If someone is riding a skateboard, are they a skateboarder?