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Pro who let you down the most

PJ
23 (33.3%)
Spanky
1 (1.4%)
Antwuan
35 (50.7%)
Justin Eldridge
10 (14.5%)

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Windsor Knot

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Here's a theory..
« on: November 28, 2020, 02:08:05 PM »
A theory: remember when spankster got kicked off Baker for a bit recently then inducted back in.. What if the whole thing was just a huge marketing ploy. Perhaps Baker was a bit stagnent at the time and they concocted this whole story to 'revitalise' spanky and watch his board sales go through the absolute roof. Imagine his board sales when he made his 'come back', must have been outrageous..

It's not that far fetched. Mwahahahahhahaha!


BAKER BAKER BAKER!
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Grind King Rims

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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2020, 02:09:59 PM »
Through the roof, eh?
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2020, 03:26:11 PM »
Wat
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2020, 03:31:09 PM »
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2020, 03:38:57 PM »
yeah and why is water wet if only dry things can become wet

does that mean water is dry


we fucking need answers
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2020, 04:37:42 PM »
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2020, 04:40:51 PM »
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2020, 05:14:10 PM »
Quote from: doublesteveburger on November 28, 2020, 03:38:57 PM
yeah and why is water wet if only dry things can become wet

does that mean water is dry


we fucking need answers
That’s heavy and also why is it when Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn’t get wet but the lake gets  Chuck Norris????
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2020, 05:45:39 PM »
Definitely an old trick that works often.  Coke did it with the new coke just to boost sales of the old coke.  The new Star Wars trilogy was designed to suck so Lucas could come back and make a new trilogy that would gross zillions.
 and also Baker did it with Spanky when they kicked him off because Baker was a bit stagnant at the time and they needed to revitalize the brand and board sales and outrageous.
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2020, 08:38:24 PM »
spank-gate or spank-demic? or span-k-ultra? or spanktrails? or spankama papers? errrrrr?
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2020, 09:49:32 PM »
Quote from: doublesteveburger on November 28, 2020, 03:38:57 PM
yeah and why is water wet if only dry things can become wet

does that mean water is dry


we fucking need answers

Why is the sky blue? Why did Judas rat to the Romans while Jesus slept?
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michael scarn

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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2020, 10:02:15 PM »
How you gonna put Spanky on this list
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2020, 10:42:46 PM »
Quote from: michael scarn on November 28, 2020, 10:02:15 PM
How you gonna put Spanky on this list

Yeah OP, it's Spanly.
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2020, 10:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Windsor Knot on November 28, 2020, 02:08:05 PM
A theory: remember when spankster got kicked off Baker for a bit recently then inducted back in.. What if the whole thing was just a huge marketing ploy. Perhaps Baker was a bit stagnent at the time and they concocted this whole story to 'revitalise' spanky and watch his board sales go through the absolute roof. Imagine his board sales when he made his 'come back', must have been outrageous..

It's not that far fetched. Mwahahahahhahaha!


BAKER BAKER BAKER!
bruh spanky aint selling sheet like that, even in his prime. and i loved him!
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2020, 01:18:38 AM »
WELCOME HOME TERRY 2021
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Re: Here's a theory..
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2020, 01:28:44 AM »
who the fuck gets let down by a skateboarder... did they promise you something? no bitch.
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